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Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 11:32:37 UTC No. 16149740
Female ferrets, once they're mature enough to breed, will become extremely ornery and violent if they aren't bred. If they go on long enough without being inseminated, eventually the estrogen buildup in their bodies becomes so severe that it will kill them, they become lethargic once its really bad and then die of anemia. So inability to breed is a death sentence for a female ferret. I doubt this is unique to ferrets, but I haven't studied the issue.
It seem likely, judging from their behavior, that human females go through something similar, although not severe to the point of death. Inability to breed seems to turn women into massive bitches and I get the impression that birth control pills mitigate that kind of hormonal activity.
So my theory is that if you know a girl who is a massive bitch and she isn't on bitch control of getting fucked regularly then thats probably because she wants to be inseminated, craves it desperately.
Is there any actual scientific research thats covered this topic?
I don't know much about it outside of my familiarity with ferrets and my experiences with women.
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 11:45:42 UTC No. 16149750
>>16149740
How did you learn so much about ferrets?
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 12:05:11 UTC No. 16149777
>>16149750
I used to keep pet ferrets, but I decided to stop because they only live half a decade or so and its sad when they die. My next pet is going to be one that outlives me, so it can be sad when I die.
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 12:51:30 UTC No. 16149825
>>16149777
Get a tortoise or a turtle, or perhaps a hybrid of the two
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 13:35:39 UTC No. 16149858
>>16149777
>>16149825
how about African Grey Parrot
>he can speak
>he can do math (not very complicated)
>he lives 100 years so find a young bird and he will outlive you
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Apr 2024 00:03:56 UTC No. 16150829
>>16149858
I know some people who were involved with the Alex experiment, it took a whole staff of people to pull it off, getting a bird to perform like that would involve spending all of your time on it and you'd have to hire assistants as well.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Apr 2024 06:13:27 UTC No. 16152786
>>16151211
(((jon levine)))
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Apr 2024 19:37:15 UTC No. 16153634
>>16152786
if they don't control the media, why are such a disproportionately large number of journalists jewish?
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Apr 2024 19:53:02 UTC No. 16153657
>>16149777
>outlives me
Tardegrade?
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Apr 2024 21:04:20 UTC No. 16153724
>>16149858
Never do that. The bird becomes "engaged" to you, it's very monogamous, and will spend the rest of its life mourning you in depression. It's actually illegal for this reason in many cunts to keep narcissitic brainlets like you from torturing an animal beyond your grave
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Apr 2024 21:09:45 UTC No. 16153730
>>16149740
>I get the impression that birth control pills mitigate that kind of hormonal activity.
yeah they emulate pregnancy
Anonymous at Wed, 1 May 2024 05:16:34 UTC No. 16154247
>>16149777
did you ever help out one of your female ferretsz?
Anonymous at Wed, 1 May 2024 05:38:27 UTC No. 16154259
>>16153634
they vigorously discriminate against non-jews in all hiring and promoting actions
Anonymous at Wed, 1 May 2024 05:45:09 UTC No. 16154264
>>16153724
Animals can't be "tortured"
God mad man master of all the plants and animals and we can do with them as we please. You have to be mentally ill to think that animals are human or equal to humans. Do you really have such a low opinion of yourself that you think you're equal to a dumb bird that can barely learn to count even when it has a staff of full time tutors devoting years of their life trying to teach it?
Anonymous at Wed, 1 May 2024 06:18:11 UTC No. 16154276
>>16154259
Indeed. They don't actually control the media (which would be impossible to do completely), but they are insular, discriminatory, generally well-educated, and well-off. It's no surprise they get a lot of high-up positions.
Anonymous at Wed, 1 May 2024 19:29:36 UTC No. 16155186
>>16151211
Goddamned incels, /r9k/ are an embarrassment.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 May 2024 06:41:33 UTC No. 16156050
>>16155186
/r9k/ should've remained shut down the first time moot deleted it
Anonymous at Fri, 3 May 2024 01:43:57 UTC No. 16157169
>>16154276
>discriminatory
and nepotistic
Anonymous at Fri, 3 May 2024 20:23:26 UTC No. 16158176
>>16154264
>Animals can't be "tortured"
they can't be murdered either
Anonymous at Fri, 3 May 2024 20:26:47 UTC No. 16158179
>>16154264
AGI gonna fuck you up
Anonymous at Fri, 3 May 2024 22:35:52 UTC No. 16158284
>>16149740
>>16149750
I thought it was that a ferrets vagina would seal up if they didn't have sex
Anonymous at Sat, 4 May 2024 22:37:57 UTC No. 16159767
>>16158284
Nope, they die of anemia induced by hormone overdose.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 07:38:13 UTC No. 16160293
>>16149858
African Grey Parrots don't live that long.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 17:36:18 UTC No. 16160909
>>16153724
So you're saying a parrot is a better companion than a woman?
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 17:41:19 UTC No. 16160912
>>16160909
A pet rock is a better companion than a woman, what's your point?
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 17:43:13 UTC No. 16160914
>>16160912
That there is no issue with a bird becoming "engaged" or whatever weird concepts you furries come up with. They are cared for by their owner and live a happy life.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 05:41:08 UTC No. 16161775
>>16150829
>the Alex experiment
Fake and gay, Dr. (((Pepperberg))) never published any academic works on the topic, she was unwilling to submit to the peer review process. She got to go on PBS because PBS doesn't mind shilling frauds as long as it fits their left wing narrative.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 07:48:49 UTC No. 16161867
>>16149750
Probably a Canadian (bestiality is legal there)
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 13:38:17 UTC No. 16162255
>>16149740
>she wants to be inseminated, craves it desperately by those she deems attractive.
FTFY
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 20:05:58 UTC No. 16162853
>>16162255
you'd be hard pressed to find any mustelid that isn't adorable
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 03:04:28 UTC No. 16163420
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 18:37:19 UTC No. 16164336
>>16153657
retardegrade
Barkon at Tue, 7 May 2024 18:39:12 UTC No. 16164339
>>16164336
Gradah
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 02:53:48 UTC No. 16165141
>>16161775
typical, i knew something about that parrot story seemed wrong
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 20:16:56 UTC No. 16166285
>>16165141
its just another made up soience fairy tale, just like dark matter, covid, global warming and everything else the soience scammers are constantly shilling. the only reason they ever communicate is to spread their manipulative lies, so if they're shill some soience tale then you know its fake
Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 19:58:22 UTC No. 16167867
>>16166856
>gibs me dat fish
>gibs me dat fish fo free muffuggin whitey
Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 20:50:37 UTC No. 16167940
>>16149740
All womens are bitches, everytime, at any place you enormous faggot.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 05:54:31 UTC No. 16168593
>>16166856
it smelled those fish in a closed bucket from that distance. how come we don't have an electronic detector that can do that?
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 06:14:02 UTC No. 16168613
>>16154264
>>16166285
On the contrary, science doesn't give enough credit to animals, and treat them little more as automatons, despite recent concessions.
"Instinct" is essentially absent from mammals. They understand what they do.
Counting horses and other such fairy tales are completely plausible.
Camels can tell when they are being abused, and act accordingly.
Monkeys understand fairness.
The whole "Canis" genus is only a species, with different cultures.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 10:16:43 UTC No. 16168779
>>16153724
Why isn't it illegal to do it to people?
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 00:20:55 UTC No. 16169901
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 02:45:22 UTC No. 16170085
>>16149777
>My next pet is going to be one that outlives me, so it can be sad when I die.
That is messed up.
Anonynous at Sat, 11 May 2024 02:49:19 UTC No. 16170091
>>16169901
>this Photoshopped meme owns the libs.
Either the bird is unnaturally large or the mouse is unnaturally small.
Facts are facts. Birds eat seeds. They are civilized creatures with no need for meet.
That's why you don't lay dead rats in a birdfeeder you fucking moron.
Go back to fucking your sister in you're trailer park, Cletus.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 03:13:37 UTC No. 16170127
>>16170091
This bait is simply too long to be considered effective, sorry
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 03:17:23 UTC No. 16170135
>>16149740
I read this entire post in Trump's voice involuntarily.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 05:39:30 UTC No. 16170309
>>16169901
How does this relate to my post?
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 06:16:52 UTC No. 16170362
>>16149740
That could be helpful for humans, and therefore is banned by the deep state.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 21:08:49 UTC No. 16171323
>>16170362
that was over a century ago its only gotten way worse since then
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 05:55:57 UTC No. 16171902
Trump drew over 100,000 to his rally in New Jersey today
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 23:57:18 UTC No. 16173039
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 00:02:34 UTC No. 16173043
>>16168593
they do, they're restricted for military use only because they can be used to sniff out our soldiers
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 07:58:24 UTC No. 16173524
>>16173039
'uge!
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 11:02:56 UTC No. 16173663
>>16149740
i have no idea how the female body works but I know menopause is a thing, maybe it helps women not beingt killed by their hormones?
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 11:15:42 UTC No. 16173687
>>16149750
You have to know these things when you’re king.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 04:11:45 UTC No. 16174972
>>16170091
>this pic is photoshooped
>falcons are actually vegetarians
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 19:19:59 UTC No. 16175908
>>16149740
Fuck off
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 02:45:19 UTC No. 16176538
>>16175908
why does this topic upset you so much? do you plan on never having children of your own?
why not? are you too selfish and self centered to consider ever caring for someone other than yourself
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 23:17:10 UTC No. 16177638
>>16165141
You should have figured it out the second you saw that the scientist in charge was a jew
Anonymous at Thu, 16 May 2024 21:42:39 UTC No. 16178963
>>16177638
this, its ridiculous in this day and age that anyone is still giving a jew the benefit of the doubt
Anonymous at Thu, 16 May 2024 21:51:45 UTC No. 16178980
>>16154264
You are an idiot
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 07:02:02 UTC No. 16179477
>>16178980
you have to resort to name calling because you're incapable of rational discussion
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 14:32:56 UTC No. 16179945
>>16154259
International mafia family
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 15:38:05 UTC No. 16180016
>>16179477
literally all the statements in your post were wrong and unrelated to one another,
> Animals can't be tortured because god made man master of all animals
Do you even know what torture means?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 04:44:30 UTC No. 16180994
>>16180016
>Do you even know what torture means?
You don't, the definition of the term specifies that it can only be applied to humans.
I bet you think animals can be murdered too. Do you know what the word "tort" means or are you too illiterate?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 05:15:12 UTC No. 16181036
>>16149750
This is what Christians used to say before they tortured people
>How do you know this?
>Why do you know this?
A tale as old as time itself. Doesn't matter if it's about ferrets, electromagnets, cognitive science, drugs. You start talking about something they don't know about they want to know how you know it because deep down they resent you and think you have the devil in you for knowing something they don't. Especially when you are providing sources. They can't pull the muh source card so they brow beat you over knowing something they don't and want to see how you came to know it.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 14:48:09 UTC No. 16181514
>>16180994
I really hope nobody here is stupid enough to fall for your pilpul bullshit in the future. You are a mentally ill narcissistic sociopath which is why you are
a. a lawyer
b. pretending to be one in your head looking up legal definitions that exist within a system for a specific purpose, to apply the law, and pretending this means you are morally correct.
How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 14:49:09 UTC No. 16181515
>>16181036
anon this applies to stupid people in general, I hope you know that
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 15:24:52 UTC No. 16181572
>>16181036
frfr
fuck christoids
>>16181515
and also ignorant people
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 15:57:31 UTC No. 16181609
>>16181572
I mean they're basically synonymous and they're not all christians. In fact there's probably an even distribution between christians and non christians. I'm more willing to believe that more atheists are stupid than religious people, personally.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 22:43:45 UTC No. 16182087
>>16181515
>anon this applies to stupid people in general, I hope you know that
And stupid people are more likely to be devoutly religious.
>>16181609
>In fact there's probably an even distribution between christians and non christians
There isn't. It's been studied to death too. Also it has numerous long-term historical attestations.
Napoleon famously pondered on why his sponsored scientific team were less devout than he was because naturally he expected the most devout Christians/Jews to be given privy insider knowledge by God.
Abrahamics are routinely surprised or disappointed when non-believers or agnostics live longer or are more intelligent/gifted.
In a way I feel sorry for them.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 May 2024 01:04:05 UTC No. 16182217
>>16149740
>Be female
>Hit puberty
>Half of all people you meet pretend you're interesting and useful
>Get first crack at college applications, job offers, etc.
>People buy you gifts and do whatever they can to make your life easy just for a minute of your attention
>Sometimes complete strangers will send you money over the internet just for being there
>Get showered with compliments and attention so constantly you take it for granted, it even gets kind of annoying
>Turn 30
>It all disappears in an instant
No wonder they all go nuts.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 May 2024 22:22:25 UTC No. 16183404
>>16181036
>out of nowhere making a post completely unrelated to the thread topic screeching about the supposed evils muh christians
rent free
you should see if you can get a tax deduction for letting them live in your head like that
Anonymous at Mon, 20 May 2024 19:52:58 UTC No. 16184974
>>16182217
>It all disappears in an instant
not if they have children
Anonymous at Tue, 21 May 2024 05:38:16 UTC No. 16185668
>>16182217
Women are attractive during their fertile years and otherwise are not because you're attracted to them due to their potential fertility.
Anonymous at Tue, 21 May 2024 07:30:50 UTC No. 16185740
>>16154264
You're aren't their "master" you are a "steward of the Earth". Your job is to guide and utilise animals for the greater good. It's a responsibility from God, not an excuse to be cruel and uncaring. You will be judged accordingly
Anonymous at Tue, 21 May 2024 23:34:01 UTC No. 16186984
>>16185740
you can't be cruel to an animal any moreso than you can be to a plant or a fungus, your grandiose idea that you own the entire planet and its your job to take care of it is pure mental illness.