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Anonymous at Fri, 3 May 2024 13:54:48 UTC No. 16157700
Will he be the first man to set foot on mars?
Anonymous at Fri, 3 May 2024 20:15:20 UTC No. 16158161
no because he's not stupid
Anonymous at Fri, 3 May 2024 20:47:19 UTC No. 16158200
>>16157700
He dies in 2036.
First crewed mission on Mars lands in 2038.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 May 2024 20:49:01 UTC No. 16158202
>>16157700
He IS from Mars. He's just trying to get back home without exposing himself, but in the process got redpilled and bought twitter.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 May 2024 21:17:41 UTC No. 16158222
>>16157700
He will be the first CEO to livestream his suicide.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 May 2024 21:27:06 UTC No. 16158230
>>16157700
Very probably, yes. Following his usual pattern of overpromising and underdelivering, I assume the goal of colonizing the red planet will be realized by growing a potato on Uluru, after spending billions and researching for decades, with fanboys buying red planet potatoes enthusiastically for just those few thousand dollars because hey, space potatoes...
Anonymous at Fri, 3 May 2024 21:29:47 UTC No. 16158232
>>16158222
he might do it to upload his brain in a robot so he can safely go to Mars
Anonymous at Fri, 3 May 2024 22:30:54 UTC No. 16158278
>>16157700
I was already there. Pretty cool place
Anonymous at Fri, 3 May 2024 22:34:12 UTC No. 16158282
He is going to Mars one way or another. He will reincarnate one day on Mars and will punish everyone that made him suffer here on Earth, they will also reincarnate there on Mars.
https://youtu.be/qZrur-UL_fU
Anonymous at Sat, 4 May 2024 04:58:57 UTC No. 16158551
>>16157700
No but I wouldn't be surprised if he is the first psychopath to send a bunch of suicidal retards to deadly radiation death planet if we survive the next decade.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 May 2024 05:06:09 UTC No. 16158560
what's the radiation level on Mars with no protection?
Anonymous at Sat, 4 May 2024 05:15:07 UTC No. 16158569
>>16157700
I'll go! As a NEET shutin, I'm used to living in confined spaces for long periods of time! And I want to die anyway! And if I died, nobody will care! I'm a serious candidate for such a stupid and dangerous mission!
Anonymous at Sat, 4 May 2024 05:16:44 UTC No. 16158573
>>16158569
if you get sick there there's not much you can do. dying of radiation sickness can be quite shitty
Anonymous at Sat, 4 May 2024 05:19:36 UTC No. 16158578
>>16158573
I'm going to die of something really shitty anyway once I'm a bum on the street
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sat, 4 May 2024 05:33:28 UTC No. 16158585
>>16158578
you might prefer getting stabbed to death. unless they give you some kys pill in case of bad times
Anonymous at Sat, 4 May 2024 07:58:12 UTC No. 16158688
>>16158569
Sorry but there are much more qualified normies who don't care about the risk either.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 May 2024 14:34:30 UTC No. 16159046
>>16158551
Um based?
Anonymous at Sat, 4 May 2024 16:12:39 UTC No. 16159238
>>16158569
Mars has no use for useless sack of meat. Its only for the hard working people who can afford to go on their own
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 02:53:52 UTC No. 16160040
>>16157700
No. he has no way to get there. Starship is fatally under-powered unless they come up with engines about 1/3rd again as powerful, and rocket engines are a pretty mature technology so that ain't happening. (They got a launch where no engines died in flight, all engines fired until cut off from the ground. It failed to reach orbital velocities WITH ZERO PAYLOAD.)
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 02:57:32 UTC No. 16160043
>>16158560
It would be lethal in a matter of months. You could stretch that by spending more time underground -- but if you want to sit ina cold cave for the rest of your life there is no reasons to go all the way to Mars, we have lots of caves here on Earth,
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 02:58:46 UTC No. 16160046
>>16158688
>don't care about the risk
It is orders of magnitude too deadly to be talking about "risk." "Risk" implies you have a chance to survive.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 03:21:47 UTC No. 16160055
>>16160043
'Underground' is just some thick stone that blocks out enough of the sky. That can be done anywhere and it doesn't need to be literally underground.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 03:21:56 UTC No. 16160056
>>16158200
He gets resurrected in 2037, without the weaknesses of flesh.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 09:50:32 UTC No. 16160426
>>16157700
No, he is old and unfit. All astronauts are selected and trained to be in a pretty much peak physical state.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 06:33:06 UTC No. 16161826
>>16157700
>Will he be the first man to set foot on mars?
100% no... he is not stupid.
Everyone in the first generation to Mars will die prematurely due to some cause from going or living there.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 08:00:43 UTC No. 16161872
>>16157700
Mars will be a huge disappointment.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 08:25:25 UTC No. 16161886
>mine mars
>mine mercury
>mine the whole asteroid belt
>make great space stations for people to live on
>colonize the moon and all the gas giant moons
simple as
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 09:11:15 UTC No. 16161926
Not if the first Mars lander is launched from the United States. SpaceX won't be able to get launch permission without kneeling to government demands that the first person on Mars be someone other than a straight white male.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 09:18:09 UTC No. 16161934
>>16158560
Average would be around 200mSv annually, assuming you were to just stand around on the surface. A definite increase in cancer risk, but not fatal in the near to mid term.
Some regions will experience less radiation though, and habitats can mitigate it significantly. If you tunnel underground or bury your habitats in soil you can be quite safe, at least until you go outside.
For far-future terraforming type stuff, you would want to build a big nuclear powered electromagnet at the Sun-Mars L1 point to place the planet in a radiation shadow.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 09:36:29 UTC No. 16161948
>>16157700
the only way he will ever colonize mars is by shoving a chocolate bar up his ass
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 09:39:22 UTC No. 16161950
>>16158551
Cringe.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 09:41:44 UTC No. 16161952
>>16161926
>could have had the first man on mars back in the 80s or 90s
>but nasa keeps postponing it because they NEED to find a woman to do it first
them promoting the next people they're putting on the moon are to be a women and colored dude is already cringe
stop playing politics and start launching some fucking rockets
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 09:41:49 UTC No. 16161953
>>16160043
Why would I want to go to a boring Earth cave when Martian caves are cooler by virtue of being on Mars?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 09:45:37 UTC No. 16161959
>build space lift
>colonize the moon
>send robots to mercury and turn it into a giant factory
>colonize mars
>clean up the asteroid belt
>colonize all the gas giant moons
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 10:07:14 UTC No. 16161996
>>16161948
He's fathered a dozen kids so far, with only two errors, which looks like he's already busy colonizing Earth.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 21:43:49 UTC No. 16162968
>>16161926
>>16161952
I bet it will be an Asian woman.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 21:57:38 UTC No. 16162988
>>16158230
>Uluru
The fuck's that? It's called Ayers Rock you faggot leftist.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 22:23:04 UTC No. 16163026
>>16161826
>B..BUT THEYLL DIE SOONER!!!!
So what? People 100 years ago died a lot sooner. People like you are why we cant have cheap nuclear power.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 22:56:12 UTC No. 16163088
>>16161934
>big nuclear powered electromagnet
how big? 1GW? 1TW?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 23:14:10 UTC No. 16163127
>>16163088
I don't know the numbers, I just know it's been proposed by NASA as a potential solution. Very much a "maybe some day" thing.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 23:19:05 UTC No. 16163134
>>16162968
It will be a mystery meat of every race
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 23:40:34 UTC No. 16163163
>>16163088
>>16163127
Just use a permanent magnet.