🗑️ 🧵 Doctors can't swim
Sheeeeiiiiiiiiiittttt at Sun, 5 May 2024 18:15:08 UTC No. 16160971
Aspiring doctor brain dead after friends pushed him into lake knowing he can’t swim
https://nypost.com/2024/05/04/us-ne
An aspiring medical student was left brain dead last month when his friends pushed him into a Louisiana lake knowing he couldn’t swim — and then looked on while doing nothing to save the drowning man, according to a report.
Shocking video shows the group casually peering into the water moments after they shoved Christopher Gilbert off the dock at Lake D’Arbonne in Farmerville on April 14.
At least one woman can be seen slowly entering the water before abandoning the rescue mission.
It was another 10 minutes before a patron at a nearby restaurant intervened and yanked Gilbert back to land — just in the nick of time.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 18:21:36 UTC No. 16160977
>>16160971
good thing he was saved
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 18:22:36 UTC No. 16160982
>>16160971
its literally impossible to not be able to swim
I learned the basics of staying alive when I was in my late 20s within seconds
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 18:23:08 UTC No. 16160983
science
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 18:49:01 UTC No. 16161019
>>16160977
He died. He's a blood bag now.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 18:53:10 UTC No. 16161025
>>16160971
Hope he enjoys those medical bills
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 19:24:20 UTC No. 16161095
>>16160971
>""""""""""friends"""""""""""
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 19:28:58 UTC No. 16161110
>>16160971
This is why you can't just call someone who isn't outright evil to you a 'friend'. Lots of people are incredibly thoughtless and indifferent to the wellbeing of others but not evil. The people of that group are not good friends (or good people).
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 19:29:59 UTC No. 16161114
>>16161019
He was, I think, implying something akin to that.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 19:32:59 UTC No. 16161122
how any of you could resist this eludes me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfT
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 19:35:14 UTC No. 16161128
>no arrests made
girls get to do anything.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 19:47:32 UTC No. 16161154
>>16160971
an aspiring medical student lets you infer of general characteristics about doctors
I think we can safely say science isn't your forte
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 20:00:49 UTC No. 16161180
>>16161154
triggered
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 16:27:48 UTC No. 16162444
>>16160971
>brain dead after friends pushed him into lake knowing he can’t swim
some quality friends.
with friends like that he did not need enemies.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 16:33:57 UTC No. 16162450
>>16160971
Will they be charged with attempted murder?
Also he doesn't look braindead in the pic. A braindead person doesn't grab a computer mouse.
Not gonna read the article though. My attention span is too short.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 16:42:44 UTC No. 16162457
>>16162450
>Also he doesn't look braindead in the pic. A braindead person doesn't grab a computer mouse.
plot twist: he was left handed before tha accident and now he grabs mouse with right hand
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 16:53:46 UTC No. 16162468
>>16160971
Quite sad, and pretty shocking to me that some people can't swim. How do you avoid the water for 20+ years? Swimming is among the first skills I have learned, and even if it wasn't, are there no swimming classes in school?! Unbelievable.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 17:38:23 UTC No. 16162535
>>16160982
>>16162468
Negative buoyancy.
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 17:42:27 UTC No. 16162537
>>16162468
you can't teach groids anything in school because learning comes along with the possibility of failing to learn and if a groid fails at anything they chimp out and start screeching about imaginary fake racism, so holding them to any standards is impossible.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 21:49:47 UTC No. 16162977
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 03:19:04 UTC No. 16163439
I CAN'T BREEEEEEEVE!!!!!
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 04:06:16 UTC No. 16163499
>>16160971
who would win
high iq BBC pharaohs who built the pyramids
a small lake
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 12:33:43 UTC No. 16163874
>>16160971
couldn't pass swimming 101 in college, happens to plenty of black scholars.
Cult of Passion at Tue, 7 May 2024 14:49:28 UTC No. 16164027
>>16161110
No but they are a Democracy.
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 14:57:33 UTC No. 16164041
>>16160971
Why didn't he just hold his breath and float on his back? I taught a scared 7 year old girl to swim in two one hour lessons. Lesson one is always that, hold your breath and float on your back. Works every time and helps eliminate that panic reaction. Gives you a safe position while in the water to work off of or go back to rest to.
So why is a doctor who's allegedly smart not able to know how floating works? A 7 year old girl figured it out after 10 minutes of me explaining it. She was white though so maybe that's why.
>>16162535
It's called holding your breath, it makes you positively buoyant. It's called "SCIENCE". Unless you have 0-3% body fat you will float. Body builders are legit the only people with an excuse, hard for them to float.
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 15:00:40 UTC No. 16164044
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 15:01:08 UTC No. 16164046
Was he an aspiring doctor, or an "aspiring" doctor?
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 16:43:44 UTC No. 16164161
>>16164041
>It's called holding your breath, it makes you positively buoyant. It's called "SCIENCE".
epic troll, comrade.
>Unless you have 0-3% body fat you will float. Body builders are legit the only people with an excuse, hard for them to float.
and those, like me, who have above average bone density.
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 19:25:56 UTC No. 16164460
>>16164044
lol
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 05:38:17 UTC No. 16165305
>>16164046
He was an "aspirating water"
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 05:55:13 UTC No. 16165325
>>16164041
>Adjusted bone density at various skeletal sites was 4.5-16.1% higher for black than for white men and was 1.2-7.3% higher for black than for white women. We concluded that racial differences in bone mineral density are not accounted for by clinical or biochemical variables measured in early adulthood.
🗑️ Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 20:51:38 UTC No. 16166352
>>16165305
lol
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 20:58:28 UTC No. 16166368
>>16164041
>this white girl i taught how to swim did better than a man who was not taught how to swim
no way
people drown because they panic
if you suddenly pushed that girl into the deep end of a much colder pool with zero preparation, no ladder to grab onto, and no floatation device, she would drown too
Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 00:54:29 UTC No. 16166639
Does that fact that negroes can't swim suggest that the simple and seemingly innocent H2O molecule is actually deeply racist? You can't blame negroes' lack of swimming ability on the negroes themselves because as we know, all races are equal and whites can swim, so that means that negroes can also swim equally well, so it seem like water being racist is the only remaining explanation for the discrepancy in the negroes' propensity for drowning.
🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 18:20:19 UTC No. 16167713
>>16166639
>Does that fact that negroes can't swim suggest that the simple and seemingly innocent H2O molecule is actually deeply racist?
gosh i sure do hope so
Cult of Passion at Thu, 9 May 2024 18:54:33 UTC No. 16167765
>>16164027
>a Democracy
You people realize this is natural selection, brainiac, the mental, killed off to produce a species without intelligence.
Inverse in Aztec, cutting out the heart, venerating the brain. Prefering Psycho-Path.
Your neighbor is your predator...
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 03:56:19 UTC No. 16168485
>>16161014
its funny because its true
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 17:24:21 UTC No. 16169290
>>16162468
>How do you avoid the water for 20+ years?
Are you retarded? The average person is not swimming in water bodies. Swimming primarily happens at pools which not everyone will have access to. I guarantee you hundreds of millions of people go about ther lives without ever needing to swim, whether or not they know how.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 17:34:16 UTC No. 16169307
i used to go bass fishing with my grandpa in
d'arbonne. there are gators out there.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 19:52:32 UTC No. 16169508
>>16169290
this must be refering to US america, isnt it ?
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 01:21:14 UTC No. 16169989
>>16169508
Im mostly referring to the us, yes, as the person in the news article is from the us. But it's not uncommon for people around the world to go their entire life never having to nor learning to swim
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 01:33:59 UTC No. 16170003
This news should be censored. Otherwise all the white people will be digging moats.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 02:08:56 UTC No. 16170052
perhaps more doctors and SUV drivers should fall into lakes
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 08:56:19 UTC No. 16170515
>>16169989
>But it's not uncommon for people around the world to go their entire life never having to nor learning to swim
some people aren't capable of learning and no amount of DEI is going to prevent them from drowning. they can graduate medical school on DEI, but thats just a meaningless imaginary certification. learning to swim is far more real
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 11:48:30 UTC No. 16170631
>>16162468
>Swimming is among the first skills I have learned, and even if it wasn't, are there no swimming classes in school?! Unbelievable.
I learned to swim before I could walk. My parents had me paddling around in the pool as a baby. Babies can swim, it's healthy and natural.
>Swimming primarily happens at pools which not everyone will have access to
Amazing how many excuses people can make. Public pools are ubiquitous and free. You can learn to swim without a dollar to your name.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 11:59:54 UTC No. 16170641
>>16161095
the hood is the eponimous bucket of crabs made manifest.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 12:01:15 UTC No. 16170642
>>16170515
>source: my ass
Swimming isn't rocket science. Unless you have some strange body type with 0 buoyancy, It's literally a matter of whether or not you're taught. Take your retarded DEI boogeyman somewhere else.
Cult of Passion at Sat, 11 May 2024 12:30:35 UTC No. 16170667
>>16170642
>Swimming isn't rocket science.
Fluid-dynamics and aerodynamics are synonyms, it actually is...
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 12:45:33 UTC No. 16170682
>>16164161
>who have above average bone density.
Just hold your breath and make your SURFACE AREA as large as possible. Spread out your arms and legs. You want to increase buoyancy via holding your breath and you need to increase surface displacement to promote floating. Like I said it's literally basic bitch science that any scientist should understand. If you drown you simply are not a scientist. Unless you are a body builder scientist and then you should be smart enough to know you sink like a rock.
I was a teenage lifeguard and we used to run drills where one guard sinks to the bottom of the 12 foot and plays dead. Other guard as to swim down and pluck him off the bottom and take the "victim" up on a shallow incline path to keep the C-spine from bending and possibly further injuring the person. It was a simulated diving board accident. The only person we had trouble with was a short dude with 3% body fat. He worked out 7 days a week lifting and even the lifeguard instructor had issues lifting him off the 12 foot bottom. He was the perfect storm of short and dense.
In conclusion any "scientist" would have observed aquatic animals in the past, like a frog, and possibly imitate it's arms and leg movements. This would get one 70% of the way to knowing how to swim. Enough to not drown at least. Like I said in my first post, I taught a little girl afraid of the water to swim in two one hour sessions. By the end she had a basic understanding of all four major strokes, freestyle, breast, back, and even tried butterfly stroke. Humans have also been shown to have similar diving reflexes to other aquatic mammals. Kids can learn to swim like a whale using butterfly kick quite easily. Once the basics are learned and fear is gone most children can become capable swimmers in a few weeks or at most a summer. At that point it's just building muscle tone more then technique.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 12:53:20 UTC No. 16170693
>>16166368
>if you suddenly pushed that girl into the deep end of a much colder pool with zero preparation, no ladder to grab onto, and no flotation device, she would drown too
She was half native America actually. The above is what she was afraid of so being a REAL MAN and a GOOD MAN I told her that was never going to happen. I told her:
>Tomorrow we will go to the apartment complex pool and I will teach you to swim, I was a lifeguard and when I am done with you drowning will be impossible.
She was scared and doubted me, as a child of a single whore mother she'd heard many lies by men hungry for pussy before.....but she had hope in her eyes.
And that's exactly what happened. I taught the little girl to swim, took two hours of my life and she was on a long adventure of a lifetime with the water. Never again did she have to live in fear of dying from walking too close to water.
>>16165325
Cope, niggers don't teach their kids to swim and instead teach them to fear water like the nigger apes they are. Ironically Chimpanzees are more dense in every way than a nigger and they can swim. Explain that cunt? Spoiler....you can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkE
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 12:55:20 UTC No. 16170695
>>16167713
>>16166639
Plots twist, niggers are 75+% water. Dey racist against dey selves!
Cult of Passion at Sat, 11 May 2024 12:55:36 UTC No. 16170696
>>16170693
>Cooper the Chimp
Cooper the *Valued Memeber Of Society*.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 03:44:17 UTC No. 16171718
>>16170682
Did you ever teach a negro to swim?
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 20:38:37 UTC No. 16172812
>>16171718
I tried on a number of occasions, but it seems impossible.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 20:41:23 UTC No. 16172820
>>16171718
That is why movies have to use CGI when they need to show a negro swimming.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 21:09:51 UTC No. 16172855
>>16164027
Only the ones with under-cultivated sense of compunction and accountability and other un-admirable qualities and statuses
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 07:02:11 UTC No. 16173477
>>16160971
amazing a guy who couldn't even learn how to swim somehow got into medical school, how did he manage that?
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 21:16:10 UTC No. 16174533
>>16169290
>The average person is not swimming in water bodies. Swimming primarily happens at pools
i can never tell if shit like this is bait or just americans being weird
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 21:36:04 UTC No. 16174580
>>16174533
fresh water is nasty as fuck in the Americas, I only swim in sea water
refuse to swim in fresh water
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 22:32:32 UTC No. 16174639
>>16173477
He was an aspiring doctor, was he even a medical student?
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 22:35:29 UTC No. 16174646
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.da
OH NO NO NO
/sci/ TARDS PROVEN WRONG AGAIN
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 22:37:32 UTC No. 16174648
>>16174639
>>16174646
>Gilbert planned to apply to medical school
And I wish him the best of luck
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 22:45:28 UTC No. 16174656
>>16174533
Enlighten me on what body of water you regularly find yourself in, and ask yourself if you earnestly believe >50% the world population is doing the same thing.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 22:48:29 UTC No. 16174661
>>16174656
Im not that one guy but:
The local lake aswell as two more nearby and a stream that runs to and through the closest city. All are good fun and everyone in the area, young and old, has their favourite spots to go dipping in those natural bodies of water.
Amerifat u weird.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 02:10:02 UTC No. 16174864
>>16174661
I'm not here to say people don't visit these things for recreation. Point is its not something the average person experiences. Not every city has a lake or stream in close proximity, and even less that are safe/used for recreation. And the ones that do, are definitely not used by the majority of a city's inhabitants. You go out of your way to visit areas like this, they are not part of daily life. The initial anon asks how someone can go 20+ years avoiding water, but the answer is obviously you're not going to encounter situations where swimming is a necessity unless you're Polynesian or looking for it.
Half the world lives in urban areas where you're unlikely to find a good place to swim outside of pools/water parks, plus most of the world lives in third world shitholes where you aren't going to be swimming in lakes and streams because they're likely to be filled with shit that kills you or heavily polluted. All of this is a roundabout way of saying that the initial anon's question is retarded, because I guarantee you there are more people on earth who can't swim than can. Proper swimming areas are a luxury, so of course many will still learn, but during the course of your life in any modern society, you should never encounter a situation where you *need* to swim outside of a freak accident.
And along with the lakes and streams, there's a reason why I didn't mention beaches. Many people do activities in these areas without knowing how to swim. Especially beaches, it's not a requirement.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 03:11:12 UTC No. 16174914
>>16160971
well, he's black, so. someone show me the statistic for percentage of black population that can swim
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 03:31:56 UTC No. 16174924
>>16174656
the atlantic ocean
>>16174864
im a thirdworlder and you're making two wrong assumptions:
1. every body of water is made from toxic sludge
2. poor people won't swim in toxic sludge
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 18:34:26 UTC No. 16175835
>>16174648
he decided to enter the medical field as a patient instead
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 20:52:47 UTC No. 16176072
>>16170641
>the hood
He wasn't in the hood. And his "friend" that pushed him in was a white girl. Retard.
🗑️ Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 08:57:19 UTC No. 16176834
>>16176072
>And his "friend" that pushed him in was a white girl
based white girl save thousands of lives by preventing another incompetent Dr. DEI from getting into the business
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 10:45:47 UTC No. 16176896
>>16174864
>The initial anon asks how someone can go 20+ years avoiding water
I'm that Anon, yeah I grew up in a tiny village with lakes nearby and my parents took me swimming weekly, but we were also forced to swim in school.
Anyway, I think even the biggest hoodrat will have been in a situation where they were in close proximity to a pool or any other body of water and this guy was an academic, no way he never went to the beach.
>obviously you're not going to encounter situations where swimming is a necessity
And this is what I simply don't understand. Drowning is the leading cause of death for little kids, it's borderline suicidal to think that swimming isn't an absolutely essential, lifesaving skill. You don't even need to "seek it out", what if you see some kid drowning at the beach? And this guy was about to become a physician...
Like yes, riding a bicycle or tying my shoes is also not a requirement but it sure as hell helps tremendously in my daily life and as I said, swimming being a life vs death situation makes it more important for my wellbeing. And if your parents neglected these needs, as an intellectual (or any grown human desu) you need to come to this conclusion yourself, go to the fucking pool twice and be done with it.
There is a fear factor for sure which leads to poors and their kids never learning how to swim but come on man. At some point you need to elevate yourself, "it's not required" is some idiot student's excuse.
I don't get why there are no compulsory swimming lessons in schools.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 23:51:33 UTC No. 16177678
>>16170515
>they can graduate medical school on DEI, but thats just a meaningless imaginary certification.
they can't train you to avoid mentioning that negroes can't swim because thats wrongthink, but they can't teach negroes to swim and they can't teach the water to not drown the negroes either
Anonymous at Thu, 16 May 2024 04:27:22 UTC No. 16177892
>>16160971
people are evil
Anonymous at Thu, 16 May 2024 20:58:40 UTC No. 16178904
>>16177892
its not her fault he couldn't swim. normal people know how to swim.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 00:28:29 UTC No. 16179119
>>16160971
>He's 95% , quick save that miserable remaining 5% !
Doctors help people, did you know that? They're the good guys
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 04:03:09 UTC No. 16179338
>>16160971
cnn : friends
reality : murders
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 19:03:55 UTC No. 16180295
When i was about 6 i was terrified by deep water. My grandma grabbed my ear and threw me in the big pool and i instantly learned how to swim.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 00:29:10 UTC No. 16180763
>>16180295
It's a mystery how infants instinctively can hold their breath, float and even swim. But the older you get you lose the instinct, gain fear and instead panic in water.
The bro's parents might have been to overprotective of him in that right age to learn consciously swimming.
I hope for his community this really was his poorly gifted childhood friends and not his med school psychopathic "friends". Having those people in practice would be a nightmare.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 01:12:50 UTC No. 16180810
>>16174864
>urban areas
the citydwellers nearby, too come out to the lakes and streams in my area to swim and they don't give off the impression of it being a special occassion. True, it may be few of the city dwellers who come regularly while others never do but I doubt that. I have a strong suspicion it's a culture thing. Afaik even the capital city of my country is known to have at least one lake where capital citydwellers go for a dip.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 02:38:19 UTC No. 16180879
>>16160971
Blacks have higher bone density, smaller trunk size with smaller lungs, more muscle and less fat. All these things make them less than ideal floaters. It really isn't that much about swimming as a skill, their bodies just sink, even more so if they are fit.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 03:10:19 UTC No. 16180899
>>16161110
i agree since i lost those friends when i turned 30. no point found by them to use logic, to use reason. it was all a play on a stage to them, actors and actresses, saying nothing. exit stage left!
one displayed consistent stupidity, as per the lack of interest in reason. he never realized anything about that. i told him he had no self respect. he left his phone w/ rubber case on top of a friends car who drove off for a 30 minute drive. it was still on it hilariously, got it back.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 03:19:12 UTC No. 16180905
>>16162468
I've lived my whole life in a city located 50 km away from the sea, with a river running through it and a series of lakes nearby and i can't swim. In uni during swimming classes i was one of 2 people who couldn't swim among a ~hundred. I don't want to drown and generally see no reason why i would ever need to swim. I'm not from the US if it matters.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 04:13:15 UTC No. 16180956
>>16180905
>I don't want to drown and generally see no reason why i would ever need to swim
I feel that knowing how to swim would decrease your chances of drowning
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 20:37:13 UTC No. 16181948
>>16180956
>I don't plan on getting in any crashes and see no reason why I need to have auto insurance
Anonymous at Sun, 19 May 2024 07:04:46 UTC No. 16182438
>>16180879
also smaller cranial volume. all that put together sure does throw the aquatic ape theory into doubt
Anonymous at Sun, 19 May 2024 07:35:15 UTC No. 16182463
>>16182438
Also the fact that Caucasians were more landlocked during their evolution compared to Asians which is what drove a stronger selection towards white skin for Vitamin D ( Eskimo's have dark skin because they get vitamin D from their sea food ).
Yet Caucasians are the best swimmers.
So I would call it a fluke and another example of humans learning how to do something they didn't evolve to do.
>>16180879
>Blacks have higher bone density, smaller trunk size with smaller lungs, more muscle and less fat. All these things make them less than ideal floaters. It really isn't that much about swimming as a skill, their bodies just sink, even more so if they are fit.
Not true at all. The main thing you want for swimming is muscle mass and a lack reflexive mindless fear. With enough muscle mass you can keep yourself afloat, escape from a rip tide or wave etc.
My dad was skinny as a rake but was an excellent swimmer. I'm the same and we've both done competition swimming.
However my dad's half Australian Aboriginal friend who's chubby is just overcome with fear whenever we've invited him to swim. He automatically goes into panic mode and puts himself in danger.
So now we just go fishing with him instead.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 May 2024 15:32:16 UTC No. 16182889
>>16160971
POO?
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 19 May 2024 23:32:20 UTC No. 16183516
>>16180905
>i can't swim.
are you a negro?
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 20 May 2024 20:30:49 UTC No. 16185028
>>16183843
>Science confirms negroes can't swim
nice job science, but everyone already knew that
Anonymous at Tue, 21 May 2024 08:14:10 UTC No. 16185802
>>16185028
>Science finally figures out what everyone else already knew ages ago
Why is this such a common occurrence?
Anonymous at Tue, 21 May 2024 08:19:02 UTC No. 16185811
>ONE (in words: 1!) med student drowns
>OP's conclusion: all doctors can't swim
The absolute state of zoomer brains. It's heckin over. The competency crisis is real. Society is collapsing.
Anonymous at Tue, 21 May 2024 08:20:09 UTC No. 16185814
>>16185811
> ONE (in words: 1)
complains about others brains
Anonymous at Wed, 22 May 2024 00:09:05 UTC No. 16187027
>>16185814
Low IQ people don't have self awareness
Anonymous at Wed, 22 May 2024 01:41:23 UTC No. 16187156
>>16170642
>some strange body type with 0 buoyancy
this is not "some strange body type" but just being fairly muscular and not fat and having good bone density. I have one of these bodies and sink like a f'n rock if I fully exhale, but I can swim fine (in fact a 17-minute mile) despite having negative buoyancy.
Anonymous at Wed, 22 May 2024 02:44:04 UTC No. 16187242
>>16160971
They don't teach swimming in medical school, they teach circumcision
Anonymous at Wed, 22 May 2024 19:24:28 UTC No. 16188355
>>16180905
>i can't swim.
>In uni during swimming classes
Why bother?
Either stupidity or LARP.
Why would you sit out literal swimming classes, when you can't swim? The POINT is to have them
Anonymous at Thu, 23 May 2024 06:02:24 UTC No. 16189018
>>16187242
They'll regret that when someone decides to drown them
Anonymous at Thu, 23 May 2024 15:33:00 UTC No. 16189651
>>16164046
Certainly not a respiring one.
Anonymous at Thu, 23 May 2024 23:54:44 UTC No. 16190383
>>16189651
but clearly an aspirating one
Anonymous at Fri, 24 May 2024 22:05:40 UTC No. 16191702
Is there a physiological reason they can't swim or is it strictly mental?
Anonymous at Sat, 25 May 2024 07:28:31 UTC No. 16192258
>>16191702
Having a small brain is physiological
Anonymous at Sat, 25 May 2024 23:28:08 UTC No. 16193320
>>16192258
so is being related to chimpanzees
Anonymous at Sun, 26 May 2024 09:49:30 UTC No. 16193836
>>16193320
Thats more genetic
Anonymous at Sun, 26 May 2024 09:54:34 UTC No. 16193846
>>16160982
If you can hold your breath for 20 seconds and not in a current you can learn to control your buoyancy and rotation within 10 seconds and that should be enough to get more air, but if it's not then it's enough to learn how to kick and paddle to get more air.
>>16161128
this I want them punished harsher because they're women
Anonymous at Sun, 26 May 2024 22:30:42 UTC No. 16194878
>>16193846
negroes are physiologically different because africans and chimpanzees continue to interbreed to this day. chimpanzees are notoriously bad swimmers
Anonymous at Mon, 27 May 2024 20:20:52 UTC No. 16196400
>>16194878
>chimpanzees are notoriously bad swimmers
How come chimps can't swim?
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 28 May 2024 06:18:55 UTC No. 16197186
>>16196400
Same reason dolphins are good at swimming: because thats the way God made them
🗑️ B at Tue, 28 May 2024 06:32:54 UTC No. 16197209
>>16197186
Alirn inside
Anonymous at Tue, 28 May 2024 16:05:44 UTC No. 16197820
>>16174392
Wow, Jews have been talking about Blacks differently once they made it clear they fuck with Palestine...
Anonymous at Wed, 29 May 2024 05:16:50 UTC No. 16198695
The TMD pasta has all sorts of creative and violent ways to get rid them, but it seems like all you really need to do is push them into a shallow lake
Anonymous at Wed, 29 May 2024 20:01:03 UTC No. 16199524
>>16196400
thats just the way god made them
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 05:27:55 UTC No. 16200271
>>16196400
Swimming requires some level of impulse control if you've not evolved to do it
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 05:33:20 UTC No. 16200276
>>16189018
Medical school thinks having foreskin is much more dangerous than drowning
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 20:50:14 UTC No. 16201347
>>16180287
Racial stereotypes are all true
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 22:17:23 UTC No. 16201549
>>16201347
Plenty of Black people can swim worldwide, this stereotype is based on African Americans and it came about because African Americans were denied access to most pools and beaches during segregation and most pools (especially big and attractive pools) were built in White neighborhoods, so most African Americans haven't had as much access or opportunity to swim as White American have. That means White Americans will be more likely to have parents and relatives that know how to swim than Black Americans and in turn more White kids will know how to swim compared to Black kids.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 06:18:34 UTC No. 16202127
>>16201549
>Plenty of Black people can swim worldwide
nope, you just made that up that lie because of your racial savior complex and your dishonest personality.
science says otherwise
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/285
>Buoyancy of African black and European white males
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 07:08:03 UTC No. 16202152
>>16178904
she knew
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 21:47:07 UTC No. 16203050
>>16202152
sure hope so
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 08:38:07 UTC No. 16203825
>>16202127
>Blacks and whites have equal swimming ability
>muh equality muffugguh!!!
So you're saying evolution is fake and all people are exactly equal
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 20:03:11 UTC No. 16205076
>>16160971
was the person who pushed him a doctor too?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 20:41:10 UTC No. 16205138
>>16202127
>(1997)
>26 swimmers tested
Holy cope.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 22:56:41 UTC No. 16205308
>I CAN'T BREEVE!!!!
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 21:35:34 UTC No. 16206791
why is water so racist?
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jun 2024 07:16:35 UTC No. 16207413
>>16161014
lol twum
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jun 2024 08:03:41 UTC No. 16207450
>>16160971
>med student gets pushed into water and almost dies because of evil people pushing him into the water
>Post is about how retarded doctors are in general because one med student was never taught how to swim
This post is nonsense
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jun 2024 19:29:58 UTC No. 16208248
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jun 2024 23:55:54 UTC No. 16208711
>>16180838
i really like this post for some reason
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 00:16:31 UTC No. 16208741
It doesn't look like they pushed him in but the fact that they just sit around and watch afterwards seems bizarre to me
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 16:45:15 UTC No. 16209998
>>16208741
Have you seen the video of what happens when you try to save a negro from drowning?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jun 2024 02:52:37 UTC No. 16210948
>>16177678
>water is racist
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jun 2024 19:00:39 UTC No. 16212194
>>16210948
I sure hope so
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jun 2024 19:50:21 UTC No. 16212241
>>16160971
Imagine being an adult and not knowing how to at least float. Like all you gotta do is not fully exhale.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jun 2024 20:28:37 UTC No. 16212324
>>16160971
>Cant swim
>Goes to a body of water anyways
It’s tough to have sympathy for people this stupid.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jun 2024 08:10:28 UTC No. 16213280
>>16212324
Not only can't they swim, they also don't bathe.
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jun 2024 01:19:58 UTC No. 16218569
>>16213280
and they can't breathe
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jun 2024 19:37:42 UTC No. 16220396
>>16218569
GEORGE
GEORGE
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE
WATCH OUT FOR THAT KNEE
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jun 2024 22:29:42 UTC No. 16220761
>>16160971
As sad as these events are at least NDEs are real and prove that there is an afterlife and that we are eternal and will go to heaven unconditionally when we die. So who cares about what happens here on Earth anyway? Indeed, NDEs are seriously irrefutable proof that heaven really is awaiting us all because (1) people see things during their NDEs when they are out of their bodies that they should not be able to under the assumption that the brain creates consciousness, and (2) anyone can have an NDE and everyone is convinced by it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U00
So every atheist or materialist or agnostic would be too if they had an NDE, so pic related is literally irrefutable proof of life after death. As one NDEr pointed out:
>"I'm still trying to fit it in with this dream that I'm walking around in, in this world. The reality of the experience is undeniable. This world that we live in, this game that we play called life is almost a phantom in comparison to the reality of that."
If NDEs were hallucinations then extreme atheists and neuroscientists who had NDEs would agree that they were halluinations after having them. But the opposite happens as NDEs convince every skeptic when they have a really deep NDE themselves.
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Jun 2024 06:58:15 UTC No. 16221465
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Jun 2024 07:35:11 UTC No. 16221505
>>16160971
>Eventually, a white female around the same age as Gilbert admitted to pushing him into the lake.
White women either love them or want to kill them. Funny
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Jun 2024 21:41:51 UTC No. 16222912
>>16176896
classic meme
🗑️ B4RK0N (300 IQ) 'kneel' at Sat, 8 Jun 2024 21:42:32 UTC No. 16222913
🗑️ B4RK0N (300 IQ) 'kneel' at Sat, 8 Jun 2024 21:57:13 UTC No. 16222949
>>16222913
I agree with it but thought you thought it was one and only
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Jun 2024 13:26:07 UTC No. 16224365
>>16160971
>friends
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Jun 2024 13:29:55 UTC No. 16224371
>>16160971
>it's just a prank bro
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Jun 2024 13:45:13 UTC No. 16224395
if you need any more proof that /sci/ is plagued by malicious /pol/tards, this is it. Garbage thread that has nothing to do with science and that keeps getting bumped for a month straight with only one or two posts at a time, mostly with some racist nonsense
sage
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Jun 2024 14:30:04 UTC No. 16224473
>>16224395
that's a good point, I guess I should report it instead of just lurking
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Jun 2024 16:32:47 UTC No. 16224775
>>16160971
>Farmerville
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jun 2024 03:09:21 UTC No. 16226092
>>16224365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxw