🧵 I have invented a new medical procedure to stop vomiting
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 16:16:49 UTC No. 16162433
Ok so you ate something funky and now you are getting the sweats.
What you have to do is go to the bathroom and do a few squats. You'll get a little relief, use it to wash your face, neck and chest with cold water. Now go back to squatting, this might take a while, usually up to 10 minutes. Stay squatted with your feet flat on the ground until your body starts digesting again. If the sweating comes back, squat up and down a couple times, wash your upper body and go back down again. In 10 minutes you should be good to go.
My personal success rate is 3 times out of 3 so far.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 19:09:05 UTC No. 16162698
>>16162433
When my saliva gets salty I know shit is about to get real.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 21:12:03 UTC No. 16162929
>>16162698
>When my saliva gets salty I know shit is about to get real.
That is the sign... your body is getting ready to throw everything up
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 22:30:18 UTC No. 16163040
>>16162433
Suppressing symptoms isn't good for you. There's a reason your body is trying to expel the contents of your stomach and preventing that might just cause more harm in the long run. Let yourself vomit and use it as an opportunity to learn not to eat whatever funky shit made you vomit.
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 11:55:38 UTC No. 16163846
>>16162698
>>16162929
real. take that moment to drink some water. it'll either make spewing easier, or kickstart digestion
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 12:00:38 UTC No. 16163850
>>16162433
How can I convince a woman to sqaut like that above me and shart all over my chest
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 13:33:38 UTC No. 16163936
>>16163850
1. Be Tall
2. Be Rich
3. Pay Them