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Anonymous No. 16162503

what do you think?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/06/pythagoras-theorem-proof-new-orleans-teens

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Anonymous No. 16162512

Anonymous No. 16162514

my theory is that one on the right needs to go on a diet, look at how some of her hair is caught under the fat rolls on her neck.
repulsive.

Anonymous No. 16162597

>>16162512
Assuming that c is given, a and b would have to be determined first. Since x and z are expressed by a chain of expressions containing (a,b,c), this raises the question how you could find the values for (a,b) without relying on pythagoras's theorem in the first place. Ex ante, there is no way for you to know what the precise values for (a,b) are on which the values for (x,z) depend.

Anonymous No. 16162634

>>16162514
rather both

Anonymous No. 16162645

>>16162597
it's a proof for pytha. You don't need to know values. What you need to see is 2 ab/c^2 = sin 2 a AND 2 ab / (a^2 + b^2) .
Hats off to the two young ladies.

Anonymous No. 16162652

>>16162645
>it's a proof for pytha.
No, it isn't. Calculating a series that expresses the hypothenuse and the adjacent based on the exact same geometric figure just inscribed does not solve the issue.
>2 ab/c^2 = sin 2 a AND 2 ab / (a^2 + b^2)
The sinus function, right. The sinus function that does not, in any way, already presume Pythagoras's theorem to be proven. We can simply assume things to be true while we're trying to prove them. Makes sense.

Anonymous No. 16162653

>>16162512
>just a convering pythagoras series
>>16162645
It's like saying a+b=c because 1/2(a+b)=1/2c

Anonymous No. 16162701

>>16162503
Good for them and I hope the chuds seethe hard as they achieve nothing with their miserable existence

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Anonymous No. 16162736

>>16162512
When I first heard what they did, I cooked this proof up in a couple of minutes.

Anonymous No. 16162743

>>16162512
is there a link to their full argument/demonstration written out

Anonymous No. 16162770

>>16162743
no, because they know the whole story would collapse if it was opened up to critical examination. and that's probably fine. it's not the girls' fault that this has reached such ridiculous lengths, it's academia's and the media's.

Anonymous No. 16162804

>>16162512
i'm dumb but don't you have to assume that b>a for it to converge

Anonymous No. 16163395

>>16162736

Since the law of sines is typically proven using areas, I wonder if you could eliminate its use and just use areas. Or just use the law of sines without considering area. The latter seems more like what the girls did.

Anonymous No. 16163398

>>16162503
I feel like we laughed at this last year.

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>>16162503
fat nigs lmao

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>>16164351
thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpnzssRMxYA

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Anonymous No. 16166840

>>16162503
that chin on the fatter one

๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ Anonymous No. 16167862

>another beautiful day without using sin cos or tan

Anonymous No. 16167886

>>16162503
>>16163398
It's that thread again where /sci/ shows its absolute miserable loser side. Threads like these are so unbelievably cringe.

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๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ Anonymous No. 16168559

>>16167886
Why does this thread upset you so badly?

Anonymous No. 16168796

>>16168559
You feel the need to attack some teens that discover their love for math, which means you feel like they are taking away something from you or as if your shitty life would be better if they didn't get their 5 mins of attention. Only an absolute loser would think like that. You think actually accomplished scientist react like you by trying to put them down with personal attacks?

Anonymous No. 16168845

>>16168796
Most people on this board do not give a fuck about maths.

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Cult of Passion No. 16168857

>>16168796
>You think actually accomplished scientist react like you by trying to put them down with personal attacks?
I believe the whole roster does this, yes...only sometimes, so they all get out in different degrees of Satanism.

From "Out of control" Mikaku, a renegade for his own demons, or servile like Bill Nye...leering.

Anonymous No. 16168861

>>16162503
I think discovering a new proof of pythagoras is neat. they're probably bright kids and have great futures ahead.

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๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ Anonymous No. 16169659

>>16168796
>this thread triggers me because i'm a filthy evil racist

Anonymous No. 16170470

>>16168861
that fat one has a future in competitive eating or sump wrestling

Anonymous No. 16170982

>>16162503
Based black bitches. Pythagoras up in heaven hollering like a mad man rn fr.

Anonymous No. 16171840

>>16170982
Pythagoras wasn't a Christian so he didn't go to heaven

Anonymous No. 16171970

>>16171840
how could he, he lived in 500BC

Anonymous No. 16173049

>>16171970
not a valid excuse

Anonymous No. 16174242

>>16166840
did her chin get caught in the pencil sharpener?

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Anonymous No. 16174436

>>16174242
moonman raped her mom

Anonymous No. 16174581

No one in their right mind takes this bullshit at face value. Therefore we may conjecture the motivation behind what appears to be a deliberate, well planned, and admittedly clever ploy.

Background: At regular intervals we see stories that honor black teens for "achieving" critical successes. Two popular ones you may recall involve the kid that "built" a computer, and the three African girls who created an electricity generator using urine as the fuel.
You will notice the subjects are always black. Not for example one of the many other ethnic groups such as Burmese, Peruvian, Iranian, or Malay, etc.

Theory 1. Some well intentioned liberal group in Education actively seeks to promote black achievements to inspire black students. There are few historical precedents so they invent new ones.

Theory 2. A group seeking to get its hands on fund money brings attention to these stories in an effort to justify more funding for technical development aimed at uplifting blacks. They will of course oversee the grants and take a huge slice of the pie in administration fees ( as do most charities ). They may actually have a direct role in manufacturing these stories or bring about their creation with prompting.

Theory 3. There is no overt direct agenda, these stories are simply journalistic clickbait designed to fill a niche readership market. ( Most likely theory in my opinion ). Typically they fall into one of three categories, "feel good" or "impending catastrophe" or "outrage" and are frequently the domain of tabloid tier news agencies.

Theory 4. These stories are just part of a wider noninformation program. Noninformation is the flooding of news channels with stories of trivial concern. Frequently they concern subjects which the general public has little or no knowledge about which makes it easier to pass them off as newsworthy. The intention here is to fill up space and displace other more important and perhaps controversial news from the public's attention.

Anonymous No. 16174612

>>16174581
Speak of the devil
https://www.fox4news.com/news/twu-16-year-old-graduate-hana-taylor-schiltz
"16 YEAR OLD BECOMES YOUNGEST WOMAN TO GET BACHELORS DEGREE AT TWU"
Now guess her ethnicity.

Anonymous No. 16174624

>>16162503
Iโ€™ll admit that Iโ€™m a math retard but I really donโ€™t get it. Why does this matter? Hasnโ€™t Pythagorasโ€™s theorem been proven? How does this build upon what we have and take us further?

Anonymous No. 16174681

>>16174612
>"16 YEAR OLD BECOMES YOUNGEST WOMAN TO GET BACHELORS DEGREE AT TWUM"
its nice to know that dr. twum has her own university, science has a bright future with her in at the helm

Anonymous No. 16174876

>>16162503
Breeding stock, obviously. Young men with sense will claim them for wives soon.

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>>16174876
they didn't even go to the prom, nobody wants to have sex with them cause they're too fat and smelly

Anonymous No. 16176525

>>16168796
>You feel the need to attack some teens
thats just you projecting your own repulsive personality on everyone else. everyone one in this thread is discussing math except for the minority of people seething about /pol/, chuds, incels, nazis or whatever other boogeyman their headcannon carries around to be constantly upset over.

Anonymous No. 16177646

Is there a proof that all four sides of a square are of equal length?

Anonymous No. 16178799

>>16177646
maybe the negroes will prove this for us one day

Anonymous No. 16179395

>>16177646
It cannot be proved because the square root of 2 is irrational

Anonymous No. 16180506

>>16179395
ok, thanks

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Anonymous No. 16181081

>>16179395
Can it be proved if you use dark numbers?

Anonymous No. 16181422

It is widely thought that no other theorem in mathematics has had more valid proofs than the Pythagorean Theorem. Since the time of Euclid it has been proved over three hundred different ways. Not only did Euclid have his own proof, so did Albert Einstein and Presdent James A Garfield. I believe Ramanujan had his own proof. How long will it take to prove the Pythagorean Theorem? 2,300 years ago long. Yesterday long. Itโ€™s settled. Itโ€™s done.

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>OMG LOOK THE NEGROES ARE SO SMART, THEY CAN DO THE SAME TRICKS WHITE PEOPLE DO!!!
don't you think its a little self centered and racist of whites to presume that these POC women are somehow unusually intelligent just because they're mimicking the behaviors of whites?
since when are whites the gold standard for intelligence and worthiness?

Anonymous No. 16182387

>>16166840
is her name Erin Williams or Ne'Kyia Jackson?

Anonymous No. 16182388

>>16171840
>>16171970
>>16173049
ehm, Jesus brought people from the first level of hell to heaven after he died haven't you heard of DANTE?

Anonymous No. 16182389

>>16174612
>Now guess her ethnicity.
a degree in sociology. They aren't human, this is why they need to study humanities.

๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ Anonymous No. 16183350

>>16182388
They clearly haven't. This is yet another case of people who know absolutely nothing about Christianity other than what they learned from TV & from atheist secular school presumptuously assuming that they are total experts in Christianity regardless their total lack of study of the topic. Why are atheists all so incredibly narcissistic?

Anonymous No. 16183356

>>16162503
>/pol/tard seething in this thread because they've never discovered anything and their only accomplishment is being born a certain skin color

๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ Anonymous No. 16184157

>>16183356
>/pol/ lives in my head rent free
>/pol/ lurks in every shadow and behind every tree
you belong on /pol/ yourself since politics is clearly all you ever think about

๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ Anonymous No. 16185358

>>16184157
Sure would be nice if the politics obsessed schizos would go to the politics board instead of shilling their god complex fantasies here.

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>>16183350
>atheists presumptuously assuming that they are total experts
atheism = narcissism

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Anonymous No. 16187389

>>16186763

Anonymous No. 16187814

>>16162512
isnt using infinite series a less stringent constraint than pythagoras?

Anonymous No. 16187817

>>16187814
Are faggots in an infinite series of faggots lesser in terms of faggot constraint than you (huge faggot)

Anonymous No. 16187819

>>16187817
YEAHsowry

Anonymous No. 16187834

>>16187817
calm down shaniqua

Anonymous No. 16188919

>>16162701
why would chuds seethe hard when a couple of negro nerds achieve nothing with their miserable existence?

Anonymous No. 16188936

>>16174624
>Why does this matter?
Same reason every commercial you see has no white men

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Anonymous No. 16189791

>>16188936

Anonymous No. 16189808

>>16182388
not canon, papist retard

Anonymous No. 16190690

>>16189808
Here you are trying to act like an authority on the topic while also denouncing the premise of Earthly authorities

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Anonymous No. 16190827

>>16162503
Slam the plap piggy and have the secretary looking one eat out my colon

Anonymous No. 16190829

>>16169659
Make one where it's the libtar raging at the migi chud raging at the nigger and the nigger is raging at a white man climbing a mountain or something

Anonymous No. 16190833

>>16181081
TINY BLACK HOLES.
IWANTTOFUCK!

Anonymous No. 16190835

>>16162503
Why are black pypl always proving theorems and shiet? What's the point?

Anonymous No. 16192079

>>16190815
lol

Anonymous No. 16193343

>>16190815
>muh sacred negro
Reminds me of the Obama chocolate Jesus phenomenon

Anonymous No. 16193370

>>16162503
are they legit niggers or dark skinned asians? the fatter appears to have naturally straight hair, and neither of them have big lips

Anonymous No. 16193860

>>16193370
asians being good at math doesn't make global headline news

Anonymous No. 16194969

>>16193860
Asians aren't good at math, thats just a racist meme

Anonymous No. 16196379

>>16190815
some simps will pay fortunes for this

Anonymous No. 16196566

>>16162503
I think american teens look like they are over 30, you guys need to close those fast foods ASAP

Anonymous No. 16197194

>>16174581
they'd get no media attention for a headline like:

Teachers at Catholic School coach students into new proof of pythagorean theorem

Anonymous No. 16198281

>>16196566
that one on the right is over 30 stone

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Anonymous No. 16198777

>>16198281
https://youtu.be/oShTJ90fC34

Anonymous No. 16199598

>>16198777
thanks for including the video version in case we didn't understand the gif verson

Anonymous No. 16200290

>>16190829
What'd I miss?

Anonymous No. 16201336

>>16162503
Why would anyone want to prove a theorem more than once? What a stupid waste of time

Anonymous No. 16202070

>>16201336
>What a stupid waste of time
academia in a nutshell

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Anonymous No. 16203079

>>16162736
Very nice.
Sadly if you're White, this isn't considered a great achievement because you aren't of a subhuman intelligence.

Anonymous No. 16203828

if they're so good at trig maybe they can learn to triangulate where that beeping noise is coming from and figure out how to fix the smoke alarm

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Anonymous No. 16205984

>>16203027
>I CAN'T PROOVE

Anonymous No. 16206016

>>16205039
>>16205039
>opulent
To be fair, that place is downright decadently luxurious compared to the average mud hut. There is a real tube aspect to wealth.

Anonymous No. 16206027

>>16187389
I love this image.
It is a grim reminder that the only thing that is stopping 80% of the population from going apeshit on each other is the indoctrination of their cult.

Anonymous No. 16206859

>>16205039
>built in the 1600s
they didn't have that kind of corrugated metal roofing in the 1600s, that kind of material has to be imported from industrialized western nations

Anonymous No. 16208022

>>16162503
fat one looks like trollface

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Anonymous No. 16208404

>>16205984
lol

Anonymous No. 16208411

>>16162503
>instead of finding new useful theorems, let's prove the same one a thousand times
good job

Anonymous No. 16208804

>>16196566
we have functioning gonads producing sex hormones. euro fuckbois just wouldn't understand.

Anonymous No. 16210000

>>16208411
>useful theorems
no such thing, math is just mental masturbation

Anonymous No. 16210035

>>16189791
interesting choice of graph, surely not meant as propaganda

Anonymous No. 16210958

>>16210035
>Gallup is part of the vast conspiracy against me

Anonymous No. 16211156

>>16174612
a 10 year old can graduate a sociology degree

Anonymous No. 16212119

>>16183356
>What is an ad hominem fallacy and why is it considered an invalid rebuttal?

Anonymous No. 16213246

>>16206016
still looks like a place where farm animals should be housed

Anonymous No. 16213408

Holy SHIT, does this thread EVER die? Why do you retards keep bumping it?

Anonymous No. 16218161

>>16213408
stop being such a crybaby

Anonymous No. 16220083

>>16179395
Does that mean there is a possibility that all four sides of a square are not of equal length?

Anonymous No. 16221269

>>16220083
if it can't be proved then it means that it is certain that they are not of equal length

Anonymous No. 16221273

>>16213408
Fragile wh*toids WILL be forced to acknowledge the superiority of the Black Race.

Anonymous No. 16222303

>>16221269
If thats true then right angles don't exist which means that the Pythagorean theorem is false

Anonymous No. 16223699

>>16222303
>right angles don't exist
they don't exist anywhere outside the mentally ill brains of mathfags. thinking in idealisms and absolutes is a symptom of mental illness and mental illness in turn is a synonym for brain damage and low IQ

Anonymous No. 16223878

>>16170470
>that fat one has a future in competitive eating or sump wrestling

Mr. Obvious - The Critter (Animated)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cRuD9ABksS0

(If your lover makes those noises, you might be unknowingly fucking a bear in a human suit)
Grapefruit Technique
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U

Anonymous No. 16225560

>>16170470
Women aren't allowed to compete in professional sumo wrestling. Sumo (ozumo) is a shinto religious ritual which forbids the presence of females on the competition surface

Anonymous No. 16225571

>>16162503
Don't people think this is a little condescending? If any non-black did this, no one would bat an eye

Anonymous No. 16225666

>>16223699
Is this absolute? Are you low iq by your own logic?

Anonymous No. 16225936

>>16162701
You're one of the few sane people on here. Thank you.

Anonymous No. 16225942

>>16162503
I discovered a proof using circumcircles and similar triangles in October of 2023, but I forgot it. Should have written it down!

Anonymous No. 16226277

>>16210035
>interesting choice of graph, surely not meant as propaganda
I'm a staunch liberal (and not a misogynist) but what's wrong with the graph choice? I see nothing misleading about it.

๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ Anonymous No. 16226901

>>16226277
Conservative is below liberal, implying that right-wing ideologies are inherently inferior.

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Anonymous No. 16227924

>>16226901
>>>/pol/

Anonymous No. 16228018

>>16162514
they are literally black science man 2.0. they will become the new feminine powered faces of basedence!!

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Anonymous No. 16229217

>>16228018
they needed a black science man version for math just like they needed one for biology

Anonymous No. 16230623

>>16225666
>projection

Anonymous No. 16231780

>>16205039
I like the landscaping
a barren expanse of dirt and mud with one tree, that must've required a lot of thought

Anonymous No. 16232035

>>16162503
They have slave last names.
Just like my black boss.

Anonymous No. 16232997

>>16232035
Negores in America should be happy that their ancestors were lucky enough to be brought to the civilized world instead of being forced to languish in Africa.

Anonymous No. 16233007

>>16162503
we wuz euclidz n shit

Anonymous No. 16234026

>>16233007
WE WUZ GAUSS MUFFUGGUH

Anonymous No. 16235081

>>16200290
epic memes

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>>16162701

Anonymous No. 16237363

>>16162503
They will apply their expertise in trigonometry to perfecting their twerking

Anonymous No. 16238296

>>16162503
fat and ugly

Anonymous No. 16238432

>>16190815
this is an insult to money laundering

Anonymous No. 16239799

>>16232997
Africans these days are desperate to immigrate to America

Anonymous No. 16241275

fags

Anonymous No. 16241373

>>16193860
>>16194969
Math help them actually

Anonymous No. 16241405

I remember reading a proof that Pythagorean theorem can't be deduced from the basic 4 axioms from Euclid's Elements.

Was I racist all this time ?