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Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 19:44:06 UTC No. 16162785
Can the Covid vaccine be classified as a failure?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 19:45:43 UTC No. 16162794
2500 years ago Hanno the navigator, a major naval figure from Carthage, set sail on one of the great voyages of discovery. He sailed from the Mediterranean out of the straights of Gibraltar to explore the coast of Africa with a fleet of 60 ships, he worked his way down the coast past Mauritania to subsaharan Africa where he found his surprise that the people there all had "burnt skin" as he described it, which is to say they were negroes. After meeting people like this for a while every time his ships made landfall, Hanno eventually came to an island off the coast of what is now Cameroon that was filled with burnt skin people who were very hairy and extremely unruly. He named this tribe "Gorillas".
Because Hanno was not influenced by our modern ideas of species he had to call things as he saw them and he was unable to differentiate between gorillas and African negroes other than that the gorillas were hairier.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 19:46:30 UTC No. 16162796
>>16162785
No. Correlation doesn’t imply causation.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 19:47:34 UTC No. 16162801
>>16162785
>Antecedent fallacy
Where is that mass population die off you promised?
I'm feeling scammed.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 20:01:22 UTC No. 16162840
>>16162801
Only a third of excess deaths since the start of the pandemic were "with covid", a very loose attribution given to deaths that weren't necessarily caused by covid but was coincidental with covid. The other two thirds of excess deaths are a complete mystery but one thing is for sure, whatever killed tens of millions, it wasn't the vaccine.
Scammed indeed.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 20:02:08 UTC No. 16162842
>>16162785
Not at all. It was very successful in its intended purpose (giving many people severe and chronic illnesses so they become dependent on further Pfizer meds).
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 20:13:02 UTC No. 16162858
>>16162840
my favorite headline was "murders up 30% despite lockdowns"
>despite XD
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 03:00:28 UTC No. 16163416
>>16162785
>sheeeeiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnng
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 18:47:29 UTC No. 16164358
>>16162840
spitsbergen
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 05:01:04 UTC No. 16165265
>>16162785
Clearly, many of the vaxxxxies still haven't died
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 20:48:51 UTC No. 16166347
>>16162785
no, its a massive success, vaxxxies dying is good news
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 20:52:08 UTC No. 16166353
>>16162785
Obviously. It should have been clear from the outset it would not succeed
Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 18:03:11 UTC No. 16167687
>>16166353
It was, but low IQ people were too dumb to see that, so they got vax'd instead
lol
Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 18:30:04 UTC No. 16167728
Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 19:26:06 UTC No. 16167814
>>16162785
No, it's just that every death from now on will include the statement "X years after receiving the COVID vaccine" to get clicks and views.
Cult of Passion at Thu, 9 May 2024 19:59:23 UTC No. 16167870
>>16162785
Anon...humanity can be classified as a failure...
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 05:09:19 UTC No. 16168554
>>16167728
how come that one on the left lost his hair?
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 22:05:58 UTC No. 16169735
>>16162785
It was massively profitable for the manufacturers, so in that respect it was a success. Mass murdering the vaxxxxies also seems like a good result.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 22:18:59 UTC No. 16169757
>>16162785
No, it was very profitable.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 16:42:03 UTC No. 16170947
>>16169757
this is a guy who truly understands the deeper meaning underlying science
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 04:43:48 UTC No. 16171818
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 04:49:25 UTC No. 16171830
>>16162840
>coincidental with covid
No such thing. You know nothing of sepsis. One foreign shit reproducing in your body fucks up the entire system.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 12:51:44 UTC No. 16172208
>>16162785
>Can the Covid vaccine be classified as a failure?
In my opinion? No.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 22:51:42 UTC No. 16172974
>>16172208
Are you a vaxxxxie?
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 00:11:36 UTC No. 16173055
i got two vaxx and a booooster and i haven't had a heart attack AMA
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 00:33:15 UTC No. 16173084
>>16162785
Is a crime against mankind.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 00:34:16 UTC No. 16173087
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 05:18:53 UTC No. 16173357
>>16162785
>Can the Covid vaccine be classified as a failure?
Yes, along with all previous vaccines and virology as a whole.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 18:37:18 UTC No. 16174292
>>16173055
>and i haven't had a heart attack yet
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 19:26:32 UTC No. 16174362
>>16162785
>Can the Covid vaccine be classified as a failure?
I'm not a vaccinologist, nor an epidemiologist, but if you want my humble opinion that has no weight or value whatsoever: no.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 19:28:02 UTC No. 16174363
>>16167728
adorable picture, cute and saved. Thank you.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 19:31:39 UTC No. 16174369
>>16172974
i got my shots, if that's what you mean, yes. Still very healthy, 50 years of age and doing yearly checkups with different doctors. Very healthy for my age, much healthier than the average, as per the doctor's words.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 19:39:38 UTC No. 16174382
>>16174369
>Very healthy for my age, much healthier than the average, as per the doctor's words.
You won't be for long if you keep going to doctors and doing everything they tell you.