🧵 Hahahahahahahahahhhahhahahahahahha
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 03:06:38 UTC No. 16165149
>Hey guyz remember when we said it was fully developed vaccine on par with anything that could produced over years of testing???
>About that...
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 03:19:55 UTC No. 16165159
No refunds.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 03:36:40 UTC No. 16165178
were any redditoid npcs getting tattoos of the AZ logo? saw a handful doing pfizer- and moderna-related tats
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 04:14:48 UTC No. 16165217
>>16165149
nothing wrong with AZ, there's just even better stuff on the market - probably pfizer
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 04:40:48 UTC No. 16165239
>>16165149
>citing surplus of new vaccines
they withdrew it because they lost a $20 million court case for vaccine injury
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 04:42:09 UTC No. 16165240
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 05:22:24 UTC No. 16165284
>>16165239
That or the fact that they've been outcompeted by the mRNA vaccines.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 21:01:45 UTC No. 16166379
>>16165284
Those will all also be withdrawn soon since similar court cases are pending against their manufacturers
Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 18:05:34 UTC No. 16167690
>get vax'd
>die
Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 23:23:29 UTC No. 16168144
>>16165217
Not bad bait kid, you still gotta work on it but you have potential
Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 23:48:43 UTC No. 16168173
>>16167999
AZ isn't mRNA
retard
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 00:21:44 UTC No. 16168214
It's not just covid ones. I personally had health issues from a vaccine for a different disease.
They all are flawed.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 00:32:46 UTC No. 16168220
im sorry
im just not gonna acknowledge any sort of wrongdoing or ill-conceived notions
im just gonna... not
hahahahahaha
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 03:17:36 UTC No. 16168445
>>16168173
It's worse than MRNA, adenovirus vector vaccines are permanently retained in the DNA from at least two papers published. That's why individuals with AZ and J&J had antibodies that persisted much longer than than those with Novavax, Pfizer and Moderna. The worst cardiovascular outcomes came from adenovirus vaccines. Yes that guys screencap is irrelevant but you point out it's not MRNA like it's withdrawal is a bad thing because MRNA is a worse thing is just brainletry and ignorance on display. Miscarriages with the adenovirus vector vaccines are higher too by the way.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 03:18:49 UTC No. 16168447
>>16168445
Novavax isn't MRNA either before some midwit calls me out.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 18:12:04 UTC No. 16169344
>>16168445
Impossible without enzymes. You know that a regular adenovirus (and many other viruses), which causes cold enters the nucleus too, right?
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 18:20:39 UTC No. 16169352
>>16169344
Az wasnt a regular adrenovirus
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 18:33:07 UTC No. 16169367
>>16169352
does it have the needed emzymes?
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 19:23:33 UTC No. 16169455
>>16168445
> The worst cardiovascular outcomes came from adenovirus vaccines.
who had the best cardiovascular outcomes and why was it ppl who didn't get any vax at all?
cardiovascular disease is the leading cause of death btw
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 05:17:06 UTC No. 16170273
>>16169455
The vax was a clever scheme to rid humanity of the midwit problem by killing or sterilizing them. Covid never existed, it was all made up for TV and it worked like a charm, just like "War of the Worlds" did back in the 1930s
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 17:10:28 UTC No. 16170995
>>16170273
More of Trump's 1488D chess magic
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 18:36:43 UTC No. 16171102
>>16165149
No, I don't remember. Got any cite?
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 05:23:14 UTC No. 16171870
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 07:17:27 UTC No. 16171957
>>16171102
>Got any cite?
>>16171870
This means "no".
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 07:42:58 UTC No. 16171968
>>16165149
NO REFUNDS, GUYS
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man I can't even fathom what it must be like to be a political stooge advocating for government policy and not even getting paid for it, then to discover they hated you all along and wanted your ass gone, too. They'll cope and shit their pants and demand someone come clean it up of course, but govt removed all responsibility from big corpos for the vax, so eat shit I guess.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 12:27:17 UTC No. 16172179
>>16165149
your point?
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 12:32:29 UTC No. 16172184
>>16167999
Checked
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 12:37:58 UTC No. 16172188
>>16172184
Nice attempt to fake a non-existent transitive property of conspiracies. Sad that you tried it out here instead of somewhere like /tv/ that would have been more receptive to such a fallacy.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 12:50:22 UTC No. 16172205
>>16172188
Get vaccinated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHB
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 13:14:06 UTC No. 16172238
>>16172205
Which vaccine? You do know that they're not all the same, right?
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 13:14:38 UTC No. 16172239
>>16165149
astrazeneca is not an mrna vaccine and thus failed compared to mrna vaccines
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 13:15:24 UTC No. 16172240
>>16168445
i wish DNA worked the way you retards think it does
it would make genetic editing so fucking easy
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 20:20:01 UTC No. 16172778
I mean I got guilt tripped into one round of pfizer jabs to live with my parents and a few months afterwards had my first seizure in a decade and had to double my epilepsy medication so anecdotally maybe we shouldnt decide to make things banned for animal testing jump past that and just be used randomly. Granted covid itself is shown to cause neurological damage so maybe i'd be worse off I would have gotten it.
Maybe the real lesson here is don't leak bioweapons.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 01:15:29 UTC No. 16173127
>>16172778
>covid itself …
…was just a media hoax, it never existed, it was as real as the martians in "war of the worlds"