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Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 21:24:13 UTC No. 16167977
Do paper straws really contain gluten?
Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 22:20:11 UTC No. 16168080
The National Celiac Association website points out that paper straws are unlikely to contain gluten.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 22:37:21 UTC No. 16168102
>>16167977
I don't think you're supposed to eat the straw when you're done
Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 22:39:23 UTC No. 16168104
>>16168080
How would they know? They're not in the paper products manufacturing business
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 13:46:46 UTC No. 16168972
>>16168104
Because gluten is wheat protein, not tree protein.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 19:00:30 UTC No. 16169413
>>16168972
you have no idea what you're talking about
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 19:02:48 UTC No. 16169422
>>16168104
Holy shit. How can you make any informed purchasing decision as a consumer ? After all you're not in the business of manufacturing 99,9% of the goods you consume.
Anonynous at Sat, 11 May 2024 02:45:33 UTC No. 16170087
>>16169422
>After all you're not in the business of manufacturing 99,9% of the goods you consume.
Hello, Frenchman. How are things in Paris?
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 03:14:48 UTC No. 16170130
>>16169422
This but because consumers are retarded
Cult of Passion at Sat, 11 May 2024 03:20:26 UTC No. 16170140
>>16169422
>After all you're not in the business of manufacturing 99,9% of the goods you consume.
I make shit, I am well aware of the markets.
Cult of Passion at Sat, 11 May 2024 03:26:26 UTC No. 16170150
>>16169422
Damn good at it too.
Some say the best, now I wouldnt go that far...but Ive befouled a many a porcelain shrines in my day. Just a simply tootin' man, thas all.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 03:56:32 UTC No. 16170192
>>16167977
I still need to know what contains all the glitter.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 04:08:22 UTC No. 16170198
>>16169413
Please explain to me which trees produce gluten.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 05:37:06 UTC No. 16170306
>>16167977
Thats not the only health concern about paper straws
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 17:17:58 UTC No. 16171005
>>16170306
Nice job science, thats such a set up from plastic straws.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 05:08:16 UTC No. 16171858
>>16171005
why does it always work out this way?
Cult of Passion at Sun, 12 May 2024 05:12:19 UTC No. 16171860
>>16170150
>befouled
I FUCKING MEAN IT.
GUN SHOT CRIME SCENES.
I made my subconscious submit to MY will, not the other way around. Made my body really believe I would kill it with fasting or a bullet if it didnt comply.
>The whole story of a god losing an eye, Internal Jihad.
Cult of Passion at Sun, 12 May 2024 06:11:01 UTC No. 16171909
>>16171860
(R)Eject (Real number R) BioHazard or eat them.
Ascend.
Cult of Passion at Sun, 12 May 2024 06:17:20 UTC No. 16171915
>Gluten intolerance.
My wife got Celiacs after pregnancy, me being Rh- and her not, her body reacted to the baby as a foreign body and had an allergic reaction during birth.
After she had a number of Phenomenological/Physiological changes/health issues...like she was poisoned.
A marriage only really possible thanks to birth control (Psychiatric manipulation via NioChemistry implamts (metal or chemical)), otherwise we wouldnt have been a couple.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 00:01:55 UTC No. 16173042
>>16171858
You mean why is the "new and improved" (((greeen))) versions of products always more expensive and less desirable than the original version?
One thing is for sure, it isn't like that because ecotards are trying to make the world a better place.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 May 2024 17:48:16 UTC No. 16174200
>>16167977
yes, paper pulp type trees produce gliadin and glutenin
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 21:44:05 UTC No. 16176180
>>16175040
just imagine that they had to put that in their instruction because a gluten schizo though they'd invented a toaster than magically removed gluten from bread
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 07:05:00 UTC No. 16176765
>>16176180
Well the defrost setting removes frost, so why doesn't the gluten free setting remove gluten?
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 23:30:11 UTC No. 16177652
Anonymous at Thu, 16 May 2024 20:04:15 UTC No. 16178808
>>16176765
how come science can't answer this important question?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 05:37:18 UTC No. 16179400
>>16168080
They receive funding from the paper straw manufacturers
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 22:50:37 UTC No. 16180647
>>16179400
Not surprising, wheat is the world's 2nd largest crop, theres a lot of money involved in the gluten business
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 06:31:54 UTC No. 16181126
>>16167977
Yes, of course, can't you read that sign?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 17:03:59 UTC No. 16181714
>>16171925
The aliens grow an antenna in an attempt to contact their fellows.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 May 2024 07:50:16 UTC No. 16182477
paper straws are made out of recycled toilet paper. only a filthy scumbag would put something like that in their mouth
Anonymous at Sun, 19 May 2024 11:51:48 UTC No. 16182672
>>16168972
a tree is just a realy big wheat
Anonymous at Sun, 19 May 2024 12:36:44 UTC No. 16182696
>>16182672
Lol no.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 May 2024 23:40:47 UTC No. 16183532
>>16182477
disgusting, thats as good as putting a complete stranger's poop in your mouth