Anonynous at Fri, 10 May 2024 04:27:27 UTC No. 16168520

>>16168511
If you have to ask you ARE the branlet.

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 05:38:39 UTC No. 16168576

It doesn't matter. The doctor won't do proper diagnostics either way. Doctors are lazy and greedy. Over the years they have optimized how to make maximum profit with minimum effort. If you pressure them into doing their job they'll just get pissed. Hippocratic oath - more like hypocritical oath.

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 06:12:27 UTC No. 16168607

>>16168511
give them shit, always

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 07:56:16 UTC No. 16168682

>>16168607
you mean, like, preemptively bring in a stool sample for them?

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 08:16:12 UTC No. 16168693

>>16168682
Produce it on his desk right in front of him so he can medically analyze whether your sphincter is healthy.

Anonynous at Fri, 10 May 2024 09:01:13 UTC No. 16168725

>>16168576
So should you bother going to the doctor?

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 09:59:02 UTC No. 16168763

>>16168725
no, its ok to just die

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 11:33:20 UTC No. 16168858

>>16168725
If it's a life or death situation yes otherwise never trust the doctors.

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 11:34:21 UTC No. 16168860

>>16168511
Of course you will larp as a 90 iq brainlet. Otherwise their ego will be hurt too much.

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 12:20:00 UTC No. 16168901

You’re supposed to lie about symptoms for things they need to check to get treatment.

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 15:15:43 UTC No. 16169099

>>16168763
I know you're an american because you think it dying is the consequence of not going to a doctor

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 15:46:48 UTC No. 16169138

>>16168725
If you are not rich enough to be able to have a private doctor you are fucked. Simple as.

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 16:19:44 UTC No. 16169200

>>16168511
med student here

you patientoids don't need to larp as being sub 90 IQ, it's patently obvious from the moment I walk into the room

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 16:26:19 UTC No. 16169207

>>16169200
>patientoids
I feel unsafe in the environment you have created. May I please speak to the head of your department so I can report you as an antisocial and potentially problematic student.

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 16:29:04 UTC No. 16169208

>>16169207
yeah hold up let me get my supervisor
*farts and leaves*

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 16:32:36 UTC No. 16169214

>>16168511
Coming in with theories instead of questions is probably the best way there is to annoy your doctor

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 16:33:56 UTC No. 16169217

>>16168511

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 17:02:22 UTC No. 16169262

>>16168511
im in college and i'm designing and 3d printing medical devices (prosthetics). i've been to 2 different dentists since starting, and i've gotten into neat conversations talking about the technology because a lot of dentist offices are adopting 3d printing.

i figure if someone was genuinely interested in the thing that i do, and had at least some baseline understanding so i don't have to dumb it down as if i'm talking to a child, yeah i'd like to talk about it.

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 17:08:20 UTC No. 16169274

>>16169262
I love it when patients come in with something interesting to contribute and most people's misconceptions are harmless. I'm a new doctor though and we are taught differently from the old guard, who tend to be more paternalistic.

>>16169217
Based, but take the lithium

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 17:28:15 UTC No. 16169294

>>16169217
the number of doctors I've seen shilling quack products completely delegitimizes their degrees

Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 00:05:06 UTC No. 16169883

>>16168511
>I had a C. trachomatis infection a few years back due to unprotected sex...
>okay...a C. diff infection
>No doc, I said C. trachomatis. Chlamydia.

Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 04:35:06 UTC No. 16170220

>>16168511
I'm a medical student myself. Almost done with med school. When I go to the doctor myself I larp as a software engineer. When they know you're a almost a doctor yourself they'll be much more careful and feel like they have to prove something to you which ultimately leads to a worse outcome than if they just did their thing

Cult of Passion at Sat, 11 May 2024 04:58:58 UTC No. 16170251

>>16169200
>patientoids

Cult of Passion at Sat, 11 May 2024 05:03:56 UTC No. 16170256

>>16169214
Ask the doctor if you feel anything, just respond with "Oh."