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Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 17:15:51 UTC No. 16175715
How many autistic retards do you think killed themselves trying to invent electricity before one of them got lucky and actually did something useful with it?
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 17:30:55 UTC No. 16175733
>>16175715
(OP) would have been the autistic retard to die if he tried to do it himself.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 17:48:48 UTC No. 16175765
>>16175715
I know of at least one elephant that died from it, but I don't know if it was autistic or retarded.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 20:27:37 UTC No. 16176023
>>16175715
You cannot "invent" electricity, at most you can discover it. Yes, many died.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 20:32:28 UTC No. 16176030
>>16175765
The history book never mention if Edison's elephant was delicious or not.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 20:34:06 UTC No. 16176034
>>16175715
Zero, because electricity is easy. Enough energy to kill yourself from an early stack of galvanic cells is really really hard.
>inb4 benjamin frankling flying kites
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 20:50:49 UTC No. 16176067
>>16175715
How many autistic retards died at childbirth or from diseases before they could invent electricity?
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 04:02:36 UTC No. 16176607
>>16175715
None. As far as I know it took a long time to get to the point where you could have both enough voltage and current to do any harm.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 04:11:08 UTC No. 16176621
>>16175715
Probably none. As far as I know it took a long time to get to the point where you could have both enough voltage and current to do any harm. At worst they could get hit by lighting, or set something on fire.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 04:21:22 UTC No. 16176633
Not sure if it counts, but Heinrich Hertz made 5g waves with some wire and a battery and died from brain cancer before we could control 5g
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 18:39:15 UTC No. 16177258
>>16175715
I'd imagine that most early experimenters weren't dealing with much power. Some of the first mature studies of controlled electric current were a random retard poking frog legs with different metals.
Maybe a few people zapped themselves with leyden jars.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 19:03:45 UTC No. 16177289
>>16177258
Either that or people wondering what the fuck that thing was when you rubbed your feet on the carpet and then touched someone. That's pretty inexplicable if you don't understand electricity.
Actually I'm interested, I'm gonna look this up.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 19:26:58 UTC No. 16177323
>>16177289
The greek word for amber is "Elektron". Apparently rubbing amber can produce a lot of static. They also knew that it really hurts to touch certain fish. They went as far as to realize that it only hurts when you poke these fish with a metal rod, but not a wooden one.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 May 2024 08:11:23 UTC No. 16178067
>>16175715
Few if any, considering that it would be difficult to build an apparatus with a large enough current to kill someone.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 May 2024 17:25:20 UTC No. 16178614
>>16175715
>trying to invent electricity
what the fuck am I reading moment
Anonymous at Thu, 16 May 2024 19:33:49 UTC No. 16178774
>>16176633
explain in your own words what do you think 5g means.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 01:14:17 UTC No. 16179178
>>16176633
>schizos are so worked about 5G they don't even know that 6G wireless standards are already in development
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 17:00:50 UTC No. 16180123
>>16176067
quite a lot given pre-industrial infant moratality