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Anonymous No. 16175782

>Hasn't changed evolutionary in thousands of years

Are crabs the ultimate life form?

Anonymous No. 16175810

>>16175782
No. You need pressure to enforce change. If crab forms work good enough to breed and not die then it stays. Note you don't see flying crabs, inland dessert crabs, mountain crabs.

Anonymous No. 16175847

>>16175782
Or the most lazy one.

Anonymous No. 16175860

>>16175782
Do you have the genome from crabs 1000s of years ago? No?

Anonymous No. 16176384

>>16175810
>Note you don't see flying crabs, inland dessert crabs, mountain crabs.
I would like these.

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Anonymous No. 16176386

>>16175810
>flying crabs
SOON

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Anonymous No. 16176387

these trillion year old living fossils have empathy for each other. ponder that.

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Anonymous No. 16176417

>>16176387
That’s pretty damn smart for a bug.

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Anonymous No. 16176421

>>16175782

Anonymous No. 16176429

>>16176387
Let's be real though it can't right itself after falling on it's back. That's a major disadvantage.

Anonymous No. 16176432

>>16176429
Yes, it’ll never survive. Evolutionary failure.

Anonymous No. 16176437

>>16176432
You would think after 445 million years the Horseshoe crab would have favored some kind of adaption to the tail which allows them to flip back over.

Anonymous No. 16176446

>>16176387
>Trilobites (/ˈtraJləˌbaJts, ˈtrJlə-/;[4][5][6] meaning "three lobes") are extinct marine arthropods that form the class Trilobita
wiki says they're extinct.

Anonymous No. 16176487

>>16175782
>thousands
kek

Cult of Passion No. 16176490

>>16175810
>Note you don't see flying crabs, inland dessert crabs, mountain crabs.
I do.

https://youtu.be/wvfR3XLXPvw

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Anonymous No. 16176529

>>16176490

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Cult of Passion No. 16176533

>>16176529
Home.

Anonymous No. 16176550

>>16176437
I guess that they don't flip often enough for it to be a problem. Just like some humans kill themselves but not enough for us to go extinct. Lazy analogy but I need to sleep

Anonymous No. 16176697

>>16176387
Wholesome.

Anonymous No. 16176759

>>16176429
It's okay though because they have each other.
>>16176446
>Horseshoe crabs are marine and brackish water arthropods of the family Limulidae and the only living members of the order Xiphosura.
>The fossil record of Xiphosura goes back over 440 million years to the Ordovician period, with the oldest representatives of the modern family Limulidae dating to approximately 250 million years ago during the Early Triassic.

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Anonymous No. 16176769

That would be the fish
>But thats a mammal
Exactly

Anonymous No. 16176794

>>16175810
Australian ski slopes are becoming infested with mountain crabs which hide under the snow and trip people. They even have venomous barbs in their claws but they're generally not sharp enough to pierce human skin despite the crushing pressure. They're more likely to break a finger bone than they are to actually pierce a finger's flesh, for example. Not that they're particularly venomous anyway (for now).

Anonymous No. 16177915

snibbity snab :DDDD

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Anonymous No. 16178093

>>16175782
No they're so just well adapted that they're not really subject to much in the way of selective pressure

>>16177915
:DDDDD

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>>16178093
fug wrong image