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Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 17:56:25 UTC No. 16175782
>Hasn't changed evolutionary in thousands of years
Are crabs the ultimate life form?
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 18:16:01 UTC No. 16175810
>>16175782
No. You need pressure to enforce change. If crab forms work good enough to breed and not die then it stays. Note you don't see flying crabs, inland dessert crabs, mountain crabs.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 18:40:25 UTC No. 16175847
>>16175782
Or the most lazy one.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 18:45:11 UTC No. 16175860
>>16175782
Do you have the genome from crabs 1000s of years ago? No?
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 23:57:17 UTC No. 16176384
>>16175810
>Note you don't see flying crabs, inland dessert crabs, mountain crabs.
I would like these.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 May 2024 23:59:04 UTC No. 16176386
>>16175810
>flying crabs
SOON
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 00:20:22 UTC No. 16176417
>>16176387
That’s pretty damn smart for a bug.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 00:23:20 UTC No. 16176421
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 00:33:22 UTC No. 16176429
>>16176387
Let's be real though it can't right itself after falling on it's back. That's a major disadvantage.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 00:35:26 UTC No. 16176432
>>16176429
Yes, it’ll never survive. Evolutionary failure.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 00:40:28 UTC No. 16176437
>>16176432
You would think after 445 million years the Horseshoe crab would have favored some kind of adaption to the tail which allows them to flip back over.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 00:56:13 UTC No. 16176446
>>16176387
>Trilobites (/ˈtraJləˌbaJts, ˈtrJlə-/;[4][5][6] meaning "three lobes") are extinct marine arthropods that form the class Trilobita
wiki says they're extinct.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 01:51:16 UTC No. 16176487
>>16175782
>thousands
kek
Cult of Passion at Wed, 15 May 2024 01:56:08 UTC No. 16176490
>>16175810
>Note you don't see flying crabs, inland dessert crabs, mountain crabs.
I do.
https://youtu.be/wvfR3XLXPvw
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 02:39:55 UTC No. 16176529
Cult of Passion at Wed, 15 May 2024 02:41:57 UTC No. 16176533
>>16176529
Home.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 02:58:58 UTC No. 16176550
>>16176437
I guess that they don't flip often enough for it to be a problem. Just like some humans kill themselves but not enough for us to go extinct. Lazy analogy but I need to sleep
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 05:27:46 UTC No. 16176697
>>16176387
Wholesome.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 06:59:45 UTC No. 16176759
>>16176429
It's okay though because they have each other.
>>16176446
>Horseshoe crabs are marine and brackish water arthropods of the family Limulidae and the only living members of the order Xiphosura.
>The fossil record of Xiphosura goes back over 440 million years to the Ordovician period, with the oldest representatives of the modern family Limulidae dating to approximately 250 million years ago during the Early Triassic.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 May 2024 07:55:14 UTC No. 16176794
>>16175810
Australian ski slopes are becoming infested with mountain crabs which hide under the snow and trip people. They even have venomous barbs in their claws but they're generally not sharp enough to pierce human skin despite the crushing pressure. They're more likely to break a finger bone than they are to actually pierce a finger's flesh, for example. Not that they're particularly venomous anyway (for now).
Anonymous at Thu, 16 May 2024 05:21:46 UTC No. 16177915
snibbity snab :DDDD
Anonymous at Thu, 16 May 2024 08:32:48 UTC No. 16178093
>>16175782
No they're so just well adapted that they're not really subject to much in the way of selective pressure
>>16177915
:DDDDD
Anonymous at Thu, 16 May 2024 08:33:49 UTC No. 16178095
>>16178093
fug wrong image