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Anonymous at Wed, 22 May 2024 20:00:15 UTC No. 16188409
>This bum splitting turd (coprolite) was found in 1972 beneath the site of what was to become the York branch of Lloyds Bank and may be the largest example of fossilised human faeces ever found, measuring a whopping 20cm (8 in) long and 5cm (2 in) wide! Analysis of the stool has indicated that its producer subsisted largely on meat and bread whilst the presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggests they were riddled with intestinal worms. In 1991, York Archaeological Trust employee and paleoscatologist, Dr Andrew Jones, made international news with his appraisal of the item for insurance purposes: "This is the most exciting piece of excrement I've ever seen... In its own way, it's as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels". The layers that covered the coprolite were moist and peaty. They preserved not only the coprolite but also timber, textiles and leather. Put simply, this is a fossilized human turd. Possibly the largest and – bizarrely – most valuable poo on record. It dates back to approximately the 9th century and the person responsible is believed to be a Viking
Anonymous at Wed, 22 May 2024 20:21:51 UTC No. 16188455
>>16188409
this is one of the reasons I hope for life after death, some sort of omniscient accounting of the events and circumstances of your life. Imagine being that viking, and finding out that someone digs up your 1000 year old turd and puts it in a museum.
Anonymous at Wed, 22 May 2024 20:23:36 UTC No. 16188457
>8"x2"
Ive done bigger turds than that
Anonymous at Thu, 23 May 2024 15:33:34 UTC No. 16189652
neither science nor math
Anonymous at Thu, 23 May 2024 15:51:28 UTC No. 16189663
>>16188409
>a whopping 20cm (8 in) long and 5cm (2 in) wide!
So that's how much dick I could take.
Anonymous at Thu, 23 May 2024 16:04:16 UTC No. 16189677
>>16189652
Archaeology is a science
Anonymous at Thu, 23 May 2024 16:23:19 UTC No. 16189694
>>16188455
The shit atheists say on here is more cringe than Reddit. Forget eternal life and peace without pain, THIS is the thing that makes you want there to be a heaven? Stats about excrement? Fucking hell
Anonymous at Thu, 23 May 2024 21:41:51 UTC No. 16190167
>>16188457
>>8"x2"
>Ive done bigger turds than that
Says the 384 pound American with Pride in his voice.
Anonymous at Thu, 23 May 2024 21:48:13 UTC No. 16190178
>>16190167
ok turdlet
Anonymous at Thu, 23 May 2024 23:34:05 UTC No. 16190345
>>16188409
he was probably a Vanir (Aryan-frost giant hybrid)
Anonymous at Thu, 23 May 2024 23:47:43 UTC No. 16190364
>>16188457
Used to be a janitor at a high school. There was a kid that would drop a turd the size of a coke can. I wish I had pics. Lol, capcha TRDY
Anonymous at Thu, 23 May 2024 23:53:22 UTC No. 16190380
>>16188409
>20cm (8 in) long and 5cm (2 in) wide
Is that supposed to impress me?