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Anonymous at Thu, 23 May 2024 20:22:31 UTC No. 16190043

Why aren't we forming alliances with gorillas and orangutans to prevent a potential chimpanzee uprising?

Anonymous at Fri, 24 May 2024 02:10:38 UTC No. 16190550

There are 8 billion humans on the planet but only 300,000 chimpanzees.
Even if we didn't have an obvious technological advantage, we could take them ourselves easily.

Anonymous at Fri, 24 May 2024 11:48:49 UTC No. 16190968

>>16190043
I wouldn't give an assault rifle to most humans, so why would I give one to a gorilla?

Anonymous at Fri, 24 May 2024 12:07:40 UTC No. 16190979

>>16190043
>Einstein was a human
Lel fuck off. If he was a human he was communicating with our alien overlords which I doubt. It's more likely he was one of the chosen other species that graced us with knowledge. Divine knowledge

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Anonymous at Fri, 24 May 2024 12:32:39 UTC No. 16190997

>>16190043
homocels insecure about gorilla chads taking their women.
>Shabani was the subject of further media attention in 2015, described as "handsome", "sexy", "photogenic",[3] and "metrosexual".[4] This led to significant news coverage,[5][6][7] and an appearance on the season 2 premiere of the TV series Not Safe with Nikki Glaser.

>The coverage caused an increase in younger female visitors to his zoo.[8][9] Shabani was also the subject of a DVD film,[10] and became the mascot for a brand of candy.[11] He was also used in a worker recruitment campaign by the city of Nagoya in January 2016.[12][13]

Anonymous at Fri, 24 May 2024 16:26:43 UTC No. 16191261

chimps are chumps. Everyone thinks they're those unstoppable killing machines with super strength, but it's not true. Yeah they're stronger pound for pound, but we're bigger and a fit adult human male is stronger than them. Their advantage is that they have no decency or respect and will go straight to 100% in a fight, biting faces and ripping off genitals. But humans can do that too, then the chump has nothing.

Anonymous at Fri, 24 May 2024 17:36:54 UTC No. 16191329

>>16190979
>It's more likely he was one of the chosen other species that graced us with knowledge.
You mean the Jews?