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Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 14:05:31 UTC No. 16200799
>sitting at desk
>look over at computer
>accidentally observe my SSD
>thousands of electrons suddenly and perfectly collapse in one transistor
>the voltage spike completely deletes my furry porn stash
what the FUCK
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 14:08:07 UTC No. 16200804
how about you try observing some bitches instead LMFAO ugly ass
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 14:14:15 UTC No. 16200808
>>16200799
>no money
>can't afford matlab
>know the hash value of a working copy
>write a program to notify me if the hash value is found on my PC
>look at my SSD
>no notification sound
>"maybe the universe is truly determinstic?" I think to myself
>check my desktop
>wave function collapse installed Julia
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 04:17:36 UTC No. 16201978
>>16200799
>got a girl
>hot as hell
>getting ready for showtime
>contemplated what's under that tight skirt of hers
>watched as she started taking the skirt off first
>wave function collapse happened and I saw the bulge
>threw him the fuck out my place
can't even believe this shit
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 04:45:07 UTC No. 16202003
>>16200808
what a synchronicity
>buy a laptop
>has windows 11 pro
>uninstall, use arch for 3 years
>need a fucking gpu and wsl2 for sequencer
>buy a new gpu equiped laptop
>replace SSD with old partition
>bootloader "recovers" windows
>opens firefox and shit I was browsing 3 years ago
>julia