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Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 20:45:16 UTC No. 16201338
>Pedro Domingos is a Professor Emeritus of computer science and engineering at the University of Washington
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 20:46:49 UTC No. 16201341
Lol
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 20:50:16 UTC No. 16201348
>>16201338
This is what happens when youre autistic but not high iq
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 20:56:45 UTC No. 16201365
>>16201338
>An atom isn't conscious
>I made that up
>Therefore I made up that nothing is conscious while disregarding the fact that I am conscious.
Or:
>What are these idiots talking about consciousness for all the time? I certainly am not conscious. And I don't believe consciousness is real. That would mean I'm an NPC. I need to prove these people wrong.
>I'll write this glorious proof of me being right.
Which one is more likely?
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 21:21:25 UTC No. 16201436
>>16201338
Proof that water isn't wet:
- Hydrogen isn't wet.
- Oxygen isn't wet.
- Adding two not wet things doesn't make it wet.
- Therefore nothing is wet.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 21:30:33 UTC No. 16201450
>>16201338
proof that boats don't exist:
-an atom isn't a boat.
-adding an atom to something that's not boat doesn't make it a boat.
-therefore boats don't exist.
checkm8, marinetards
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 21:31:56 UTC No. 16201452
>>16201450
Proof that proof doesn't exist:
-no atom of proof exists
-adding atoms of non-proof together doesn't make proof
-therefore proofs are proven to not exist.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 21:32:54 UTC No. 16201454
>>16201338
It's kind of weird to think that even a retard like me can see how it's retarded but he's a professor at university.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 21:33:33 UTC No. 16201455
Proof that sucking cocks isn't gay:
- sucking an atom isn't gay
- adding an atom to something that's not gay doesn't make it gay
- therefore sucking a cock isn't gay
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 21:38:08 UTC No. 16201465
>>16201338
That is what happens when you are a computer scientist and you do know how to do anything other than elementary normal addition.
>University of Washington
one of the worst universities even among the west coast which says a lot since none of the west coast universities are good.
>>16201348
it's worse when you're high IQ but not autistic because you can't help but to notice how retarded everything and everyone is.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 21:39:28 UTC No. 16201468
>>16201436
gasses are wet, and when hydrogen gas is exploding it is still wet.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 21:40:39 UTC No. 16201471
>>16201468
>air is wet
get this man his meds
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 21:58:11 UTC No. 16201513
ITT: people who doesn't understand saracsm.
Pedro Domigos is a big alt right troll and have been involved in multiple arguements for the sake of arguement itself.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 22:06:17 UTC No. 16201530
>>16201513
"I was merely pretending to be retarded!"
"I was only sucking cocks ironically! Im not a faggot, actually you got trolled hard xD"
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 22:08:16 UTC No. 16201534
>>16201530
yes, I can imagine Pedro Domigos sucking my dick while saying the same thing.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 22:09:19 UTC No. 16201535
>>16201338
>an atom isn't conscious
prove it
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 22:39:47 UTC No. 16201572
>>16201338
Proof that homosexuality does not exist:
- An atom isn't gay.
- Adding an atom to something that isn't gay doesn't make it gay.
- Therefore nothing is gay.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 00:40:49 UTC No. 16201733
>>16201338
proof that 0 grains of sand is a heap of sand
there is some amount of sand (n) that would be generally considered a heap.
if 1 grain of sand is removed from the heap it would still be considered a heap of sand.
therefor by removing 1 grain of sand at a time we can use inducive reasoning that any amount of sand is a heap of sand, including 0, and negative numbers.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 01:58:55 UTC No. 16201826
Proof that rich people don't exist.
-A person with one dollar is not rich.
-Giving an extra dollar to a person who isn't rich doesn't make him rich.
-Therefore, a person will never be rich no matter how much money they have.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 02:07:08 UTC No. 16201831
He is right and y'all seething
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 02:38:23 UTC No. 16201862
>>16201338
>one is uneven
>adding one to something that isn't even doesn't make it even
>even numbers don't exist
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 02:59:31 UTC No. 16201877
>>16201338
atom doesn't have brain
prof is made of atom
prof has no brain
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 10:44:14 UTC No. 16202306
>>16201338
obviously being sarcastic