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Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 22:57:26 UTC No. 16201606
Are any of you actual scientists?
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 22:59:18 UTC No. 16201611
>>16201606
Yeah I majored in bong rips and doing your mom
Anonymous at Thu, 30 May 2024 23:04:13 UTC No. 16201618
I used to be before I quit and got a factory job
I am a massive chud and I could not take all of these DEI hires joining my lab
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 00:19:33 UTC No. 16201694
>>16201606
Science is fake and gay
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 00:28:23 UTC No. 16201705
>>16201606
No I just pretend on the internet
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 00:34:15 UTC No. 16201722
>>16201606
I have a few papers published in science journals/conferences. I'm more of an applied math/engineering person than a scientist though.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 00:36:06 UTC No. 16201725
>>16201606
Used to be, but quit and got on Autismbux. Academia has become crowded with narcissistic midwits.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 00:36:32 UTC No. 16201726
No,I do not look like a scientist
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 01:21:17 UTC No. 16201788
>>16201606
I am near the end of my PhD, have 500 citations and a couple of first author papers in ML/engineering physics. Am I considered a scientist? And no, I dont look like Twum.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 01:22:29 UTC No. 16201791
>>16201606
>Are any of you actual scientists?
Yes, I am a physicist. What is your question?
Or was that it?
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 01:49:00 UTC No. 16201819
>>16201791
>What is your question?
Thoughts on this?
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 02:00:10 UTC No. 16201828
>>16201791
When were you diagnosed as schizophrenic? Was it before or after you started pursuing physics?
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 03:25:25 UTC No. 16201904
>>16201791
Prove e=mc2
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 03:30:56 UTC No. 16201915
>>16201606
Thankfully no, imagine being a scoyentist™ in 2024
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 03:41:44 UTC No. 16201935
>>16201606
im not.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 20:25:13 UTC No. 16202946
Not really, no.
Boo-ker at Fri, 31 May 2024 20:25:52 UTC No. 16202948
>>16201904
It's D^3 retard.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 20:37:30 UTC No. 16202961
published, award winning scientist here, I keep coming back to this shithole to keep me real
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 20:55:53 UTC No. 16202987
>>16201606
Yes. My field is molecular genetics cellular and developmental biolgy. I'm currently working on the diganostic and forensic applications of a novel epigenetic marker i developped.
That being said, this place is more of a shithole than it ever was and i maybe come here once every few weeks.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 21:00:03 UTC No. 16202994
>>16201606
I don't have a PhD, so no.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 22:22:40 UTC No. 16203095
>>16201606
I've performed the coke and Mentos experiment in a live environment. You can say I am Heisenberg adjacent. The meth dealer not the physics nerd.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 22:24:44 UTC No. 16203100
>>16202987
>molecular genetics cellular and developmental biolgy
please stop contributing to the junk sciences. if you hate this place so much, fuck off.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 22:25:18 UTC No. 16203101
>>16201819
>Thoughts on this?
Very interesting. I would like to see frame-dragging factored in as a possible confounding effect.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 22:26:18 UTC No. 16203105
>>16201828
>When were you diagnosed as schizophrenic?
Just now.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 22:27:19 UTC No. 16203108
>>16201904
>Prove e=mc2
From what starting point?
If you say from scratch, I will have to kill you.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 22:28:36 UTC No. 16203112
>>16201819
>the speed of light seems depend on the motion of the observer after all
>le souls confirmed
How will the materialist ever recover?
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 22:40:57 UTC No. 16203143
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 22:42:44 UTC No. 16203145
>>16201606
Yes. Why?
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 22:44:06 UTC No. 16203150
>>16203143
Fascinating.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 22:47:28 UTC No. 16203160
>>16201606
I worked at a research facility, but I couldn't stand reading all these fucking papers all the time
So I quit and became a database monkey instead
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 23:01:37 UTC No. 16203176
>>16201606
I'm an astrophysics research assistant, butl I only have a math/compsci bs so idk
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 23:17:19 UTC No. 16203197
>>16201606
I guess. I have published three articles and have a grand total of 5 citations.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 23:29:10 UTC No. 16203211
>>16201606
I'm an engineer, I invent all the shit that all the scientists use
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 00:55:43 UTC No. 16203336
Do scientists even get paid well?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 00:57:28 UTC No. 16203338
Do people who are actually published not feel concerned that if people find out they post here, they could get in trouble?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 01:06:39 UTC No. 16203346
>>16203338
I don't think I would get in trouble, but it would be kind of awkward. There's no chance of it happening though, I'm not going to refer to my own papers on here and they are on such an irrelevant niche that there is zero possibility of accidentally leaking that I know too much about the topic
That's just something that happens to you in nightmares when you accidentally autofill your full name in the name field and then wake up covered in sweat
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 01:17:40 UTC No. 16203364
>>16203336
If you become a shill for big pharma and such, yeah.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 11:39:14 UTC No. 16203995
>>16203101
>Very interesting. I would like to see frame-dragging factored in as a possible confounding effect.
What's happening is not nearly that complicated
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 11:40:14 UTC No. 16203997
>>16201606
I’m a “data scientist” but that’s not a real science. It’s more some baby statistics and lots of bloviating
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 16:12:46 UTC No. 16204511
>>16201606
Sure.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 19:31:38 UTC No. 16205013
>>16201606
It’s not hard to be a scientist. I work with academics on a day to day and a lot of these people aren’t really geniuses. But most are very dedicated unless they’re outright grifters.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 22:00:40 UTC No. 16205214
>>16201606
Tenured researcher chiming in.