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Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 07:29:22 UTC No. 16202167
>go bald
>turn to science - no cure
>get psoriasis on elbow
>turn to science - no cure
>get tinnitus
>turn to science (ok, surely?) - no cure
what the fuck would you say you do here? and you want me to take your vaccines? lmao
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 07:41:47 UTC No. 16202172
>>16202167
The truth is that you will never have hair. If you want to blame that on vaccines, go head.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 07:57:59 UTC No. 16202181
>>16202167
Science can't do shit about it, humans are disposable biological organisms that must reproduce to keep the thing they do going, both in biology and culturally.
Our evolution was always focused on disposability, that's why extending life beyond 40 makes people get every sort of illness.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 08:10:51 UTC No. 16202187
>>16202167
how are you malding about balding, just go with it and enter your gym arc to make your bald head match your soon to be smooth muscles.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 15:02:48 UTC No. 16202570
>>16202167
>blames science for being an evolutionary dead end
nah bro
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 15:19:14 UTC No. 16202596
>>16202167
>bald
Sign for females that you are mature. Also, no funding for research
>psoariasis
Hereditary disease, blame your parents for breeding. No funding for research
>tinnitus
No funding because sensory biology and sensory disorders don't interest those who give out grants
Do you expect us to work for free?
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 15:29:44 UTC No. 16202613
>>16202167
nice self-portrait
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 16:03:30 UTC No. 16202661
>>16202167
I'm sure jesus and /pol/ will restore your hair
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 16:57:51 UTC No. 16202714
>>16202167
I mean there's a lot of science on balding. If you want to go into hardcore self-experimentation mode and take a lot of drugs, you can probably have a full head of hair--or you can just take finasteride and mostly halt the progression. It's just that they're all tradeoffs and you will inevitably experience consequences.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 17:11:49 UTC No. 16202726
>>16202167
There's already fucking tons of medications for balding, you lying piece of shit. And for your ass rash, take some glucocorticoids.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 May 2024 17:49:20 UTC No. 16202767
>>16202167
Let us chop your dick off and give you an axe wound instead! It's Science™!
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 07:10:27 UTC No. 16203750
>>16202167
>what the fuck would you say you do here?
If there's no solution yet, either you join the research efforts or you wait.
That's it.