🧵 Medical discovery
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 16:15:49 UTC No. 16204525
How exactly do I go about reporting what could be a genuine medical breakthrough? I live in the UK, the thing I have discovered could be considered controversial, but it could help a lot of people. I have tried to find where I could report this to, but I just can't find anything. Does anyone have any idea what I need to do or who I need to talk to?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 17:00:07 UTC No. 16204771
Talk to me boyo.
Garrote at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 17:07:16 UTC No. 16204795
Maybe an university.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 17:10:03 UTC No. 16204802
>>16204525
Genuine question: Does it involve dicks in some capacity?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 17:14:34 UTC No. 16204814
>>16204802
No, it doesn't. But people who like gay sex like this drug.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 17:17:09 UTC No. 16204823
>>16204771
This discovery could help people with chronic constipation, ibs, hemorrhoids, piles, crohns, women who can't poo after giving birth. Honestly, this could change the game for tricky shits forever, nobody with bowel issues would have to suffer whilst pooping again.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 17:19:55 UTC No. 16204831
>>16204823
In my case I had to take codeine and got so constipated I couldn't psychologically bring myself to shit, but this drug caused the poo to fall out. It should have been my worst poo in years, but it was easy and not painful at all due to the drug I just tried while pooping. This drug is legal, but usually recreational.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 17:27:01 UTC No. 16204852
Talk about it here or on youtube
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 17:40:24 UTC No. 16204875
>>16204831
We already have laxatives, anon.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 17:44:37 UTC No. 16204882
>>16204875
I have had serious bowel issues since birth, I've even been on laxatives the whole time I've been on codeine and they aren't enough. This discovery is going to change my whole life, I've already got one other person to try it, and they agreed that it's a revelation. I don't even care about money, I just want all people who struggle to poo to know that there is relief, and it's cheap. It's just not legal in every country.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 17:48:11 UTC No. 16204886
>>16204795
This could be worth a try
>>16204852
This is the route I may have to go if nobody will take me seriously
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 18:45:22 UTC No. 16204941
>>16204886
>nobody will take me seriously
You are posting this shit on fucking 4chan over and over again instead of spending 30 seconds looking for academic email addresses on google.
There's a very good reason people aren't taking you seriously you dumb fucking piece of shit
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 18:49:28 UTC No. 16204944
>>16204823
>>16204831
Does it make women produce more poo? This will revolutionize the scat fetish industry.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 19:07:07 UTC No. 16204965
>>16204941
No, if I told you what I was talking about and the reason I discovered this treatment, you would understand that reporting it to the correct people without me facing personal consequences is actually pretty difficult. I'm not doxxing myself, I can't use my name to discuss this, I searched how I could report this finding and couldn't find anything relevant. I'm not involved in the medical field, I'm not an academic, I'm just a person who has made a genuine, yet difficult to discuss medical solution. So, seeing as I thought the people on this board would know more about this than me I thought it worth asking.
>>16204944
It only does if they're already constipated, I just went 4 days without a shit so there was a crazy amount. All you'd need is to feed a woman crap loads of fiber, make her take this drug, and she'd literally shit buckets. I once went almost 3 months without a proper shit, so for fetish purposes you could probably take this pretty far without killing the woman. And you'd be able to fuck her comfortably anally straight after as she would have suffered no pain passing all that crap.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 19:12:59 UTC No. 16204972
>>16204965
Does it change the smell or taste of the poo?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 19:26:12 UTC No. 16205002
>>16204972
No, it doesn't alter the smell or taste of shit, I mean I didn't taste it, but it would be impossible for this substance to alter the quality of the poo.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 19:49:09 UTC No. 16205052
>>16204525
report it here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 20:09:45 UTC No. 16205090
>>16205052
Are you retarded? Do you really not believe that people can discover new uses for preexisting substances?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 20:11:52 UTC No. 16205093
Don't listen to this >>16204941 undergrad. You should put that on YouTube/reels/whatever zucc and Google. But you might have better luck posting it in tiktok to be honest. Don't bother with academic emails and whatnots that undergrad is talking about. Putting your ideas in academic field is a very strong battle and your odds are against it. Im an academic researcher and I have to spend months on putting my paper out.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 20:23:38 UTC No. 16205113
On the off chance that it's genuine, either you get screwed over the royalties to it or you end up dead in a ditch
Welcome to 2024
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 20:36:34 UTC No. 16205132
>>16205093
Thank you for your perspective, I'll just try get the word out myself then.
>>16205113
I don't want, or intend to profit at least, this is a cheap product that almost anyone can get their hands on. I just want other people to not suffer anymore.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 20:39:34 UTC No. 16205136
>>16205132
>this is a cheap product that almost anyone can get their hands on
In that case you will soon encounter a "groundbreaking study" that says it causes cancer in such and such and the FDA will rapidly ban it
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 20:43:18 UTC No. 16205145
>>16205136
That would be devastating to be honest. I've been in pain for so long, it's been nearly 30 years of suffering, and I know there are so many other people out there suffering. I just want to help people, but I worry you're right.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 20:45:56 UTC No. 16205150
>>16205145
To add insult into injury, the pharma industry will afterwards discover and release a patentable analogue of your proposed medicine, but with a 1000x markup. Desperate people will flock towards the medicine and buy it en masse even going into poverty over it. The pharma will be hailed as heroes, which will enable them to get away with this behavior more easily in the future.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 21:03:39 UTC No. 16205166
>>16205150
Is there any way at all to combat this? This drug could change the lives of people with so many different conditions, I'm actually shocked nobody has figured this out yet. I'm only not naming the drug right now because I would like to do this right and I only discovered its use in this capacity about 3 hours before I started this thread. I don't care about getting credit or money, I only care about helping other people, but I need to make sure I go about it in the right way.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 21:13:03 UTC No. 16205175
>>16205166
FWIW I have a relative that could benefit from such a treatment. Send it to my burner mail at [email protected] and I'll see if I can do anything about it.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 21:20:08 UTC No. 16205178
The substance is milk and OP is lactose intolerant
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 21:32:07 UTC No. 16205189
>>16205175
How do I know you're not big pharma?
>>16205178
It's not milk, but it would probably help people with lactose intolerance too. If you've ever had a poo so big it hurts, or so explosive it burns, this drug will help. There probably isn't a person alive who couldn't use this on at least one poo. And after using it once I'm never going to shit without it again.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 21:33:12 UTC No. 16205191
>>16205189
>How do I know you're not big pharma?
You don't. You're gonna be asking this question every single time you share this either way however.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 22:47:37 UTC No. 16205292
>>16205191
You raise an excellent point.
>>16205248
I'm not even saying I won't post it in this thread, but I don't really want to post it and then have some random anon put out a video on how it works before I get chance. My whole life I've wanted to make one useful discovery, I did, I think I'm well within my rights to try figure out the most reasonable way to get this information out without some random dick stealing it from me and then using it to boost their own name and ego. Yes, I will always know I was the one to figure it out, but anyone could steal my idea and profit from it here. I don't want to profit, and so if I want this done right I'm doing it myself.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 22:50:49 UTC No. 16205298
>>16205292
First of all remember that this place itself isn't "safe". There are glowniggers aplenty, and pharma shills in great numbers too. A day doesn't pass that a shill doesn't interact with me.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 22:53:46 UTC No. 16205305
The burner mail can't be accessed right now. Spooky. Refrain from mailing it in the meantime.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 23:46:26 UTC No. 16205403
>>16205292
>rambles nonstop with excuses why he won't just say what it is he thinks everybody needs to know
kys honestly
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 04:59:12 UTC No. 16205784
Sooooo…poppers? Kek.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 05:25:34 UTC No. 16205795
>>16205403
>feels entitled to valuable information
Honestly, kys. I've been on this site for years and so many of you are entitled as fuck. You don't have a right to this information, I didn't come here to tell people what I discovered, I came here to ask how to get the information out in the correct way. At no point in the OP did I claim I was going to tell everyone what I discovered, I have found something useful, and very recently, I'm allowed to figure out what the best way to get this info out there is.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 05:27:06 UTC No. 16205797
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 05:47:55 UTC No. 16205813
yo i have a lot of similar issues, what is it op
i have daily chronic issues
ive been around hard drugs u can give me a hint
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 06:28:02 UTC No. 16205825
>>16204525
Propose it to a researcher at a university hospital
They will make a study whether its good or not
they publish the shit in a journal
it gets talked about.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 09:22:43 UTC No. 16205957
>>16205813
It is poppers like another anon said, if anyone guessed based on the hints I gave I was happy to share. I've used them for fun when I was younger, but I've recently had an operation that makes it almost impossible to poo, but if I don't poo I'm in so much pain. Since this operation I've been too afraid to poo, so sometimes I've been going 4-5 days without a shit, which means when I finally have gone it's been more painful than I can bear. No laxatives have helped me, so I wished to God for a drug that would relax my bumhole enough to go. Then I remembered that that's what poppers do, I just so happened to have a bottle in the house, so I tried them on the toilet, I didn't even have to fully inhale and the poo just fell out. It was actually like a miracle, since I had that operation I've been in so much pain pooing that I've been avoiding it altogether. I'm never going to do a poo without poppers again, they do all the work for you. My piles didn't even get hurt because the shit just fell out, so now I won't have to be constipated ever again. I got my friend to try it as well and he couldn't believe how easy it made a toilet trip. I cannot overstate how good poppers are for pooing, I would call them poopers from now on lol.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 09:50:25 UTC No. 16205971
Progress update: just did my second shit with poppers, no pushing, no piles activation, no pain. I've never in my life had a drug so helpful for painful poo issues.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 12:13:11 UTC No. 16206050
Every time you post about giving an OP a chance, they virtually always turn out to be lying or a retard, as was the case here.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 12:25:48 UTC No. 16206059
>>16206050
Are you actually retarded? I gave the answer, it works. Do you have no reading comprehension? It is known im the gay community that poppers relax the anus, so it would follow that it also relaxes a shit out. I've now managed multiple shits due to poppers, so maybe you need to stop being such a faggot. Honestly, I thought /sci/ was meant to be smart, but some of you are dumber than /x/.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 12:53:55 UTC No. 16206078
OP is a faggot, the thread, diapers are for the other queers edition.