Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 06:00:43 UTC No. 16205817

>>16205816
You either get a masters (which you don't want to do) or maybe you should just become a gym bro and personal trainer.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 06:06:05 UTC No. 16205819

>>16205817
could I dazzle them with my knowledge of the Krebs cycle? will the fact that i'm currently a fatso because I spent the last 4 years sitting around learning all this made me take up a sedentary lifestyle? Anon please, surely there's something out there for other bio majors like myself.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 06:27:39 UTC No. 16205824

>>16205819
I'm so far removed from your field, but we're always going to need food, is there anything in bio engineering or agriculture you can venture into?

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 06:30:54 UTC No. 16205826

>>16205816
Why the hell did you want to study bio if you have no real plans with it?

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 06:31:30 UTC No. 16205827

>>16205824
the main career paths I hear shilled for bio majors are pharmaceutical reps/salesman and water treatment facilities jobs. Surely there's more out there though.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 06:35:00 UTC No. 16205828

>>16205826
Because I wanted to go into medicine anon. I fell out of love with it around year 3. By then it was too late to start again.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 06:39:13 UTC No. 16205831

>>16205816
Get a masters and/or PhD, invest heavily in statistics and number crunching, and you can get data analytics / data science etc jobs.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 06:40:28 UTC No. 16205832

>>16205816
Apply to Musk's Neuralink

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 06:42:32 UTC No. 16205833

>>16205816
If you know microscopy, PCR and other molecular biology methods, FBI and other crime investigation labs can also hire

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 06:44:34 UTC No. 16205835

>>16205831
This. Bioinformatics is a good field if you put in the time to git gud at genomic data science.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 07:00:31 UTC No. 16205848

>>16205831
>>16205835
anon bros, i'd sooner invest in a pair of kneepads than do another 2 years in Academia.

>>16205833
Not more than what your typical bio grad knows (about 2 semesters worth). Chem/Molecular Bio/Cell Bio was more the path for crime lab work I reckon.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 07:03:14 UTC No. 16205850

>>16205848
Kneepads it is then

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 07:03:50 UTC No. 16205851

>>16205816
>>15833839
>Reminder: /sci/ is for discussing topics pertaining to science and mathematics, not for helping you with your homework or helping you figure out your career path.

>If you want advice regarding college/university or your career path, go to /adv/ - Advice.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 07:23:22 UTC No. 16205873

>>16205816
My my, a biology degree eh? Yes you’ll fit right in as a customer service representative at my company Goldberg Ltd. Now please provide me with a customary blowjob so I know you’re serious about this position.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 07:58:56 UTC No. 16205895

>>16205816
>What the hell can I do with what is essentially a biology degree that's "prep" work for medical school when I have no desire to attend medical school?

are you redpilled?

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 08:13:46 UTC No. 16205912

>>16205895
blackpilled if anything.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 08:21:53 UTC No. 16205920

>>16205816

can you program in python? i know somewhere that's hiring bio degrees who have some coding experience

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 08:25:56 UTC No. 16205925

>>16205873
Mr. Goldberg,

Thank you again for granting me the privilege of providing you with a customary blowjob two weeks ago. I was wondering if you had any updates on the status of my application.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 13:44:44 UTC No. 16206128

you could be a teacher
where I'm at the average salary is 60k meanwhile some car salesmen after 4 years would be making 6 figures.
Maybe you can sell pharmaceuticals?

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 17:09:03 UTC No. 16206409

>>16206128
I know teachers, I have a cousin that told she nearly every teacher has blackmail on them for diddiling a kid, and the blackmail goes to the principles so they only hire kid diddlers. I know for a fact you probably had to diddle a kid. Don't be a teacher OP, instead join the coast guard or other military branch as an officer or go to law school if you can.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 17:47:18 UTC No. 16206456

>>16205816
biologists can work doing medical and pharmaceutical research, another source of work is doing environmental studies where you end up doubling construction costs of everything to protect the environment. They didnt do that in the 50s.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 20:40:48 UTC No. 16206679

>>16205912
>>What the hell can I do with what is essentially a biology degree that's "prep" work for medical school when I have no desire to attend medical school?
You can pretty much get any entry-level position in any industry. A science degree means you're competent, and can do assignments as required. It's somewhere between been a grunt and a PhD stud who came up with a hypothesis and defended it before other studs. It's not bad, it's fundamentally good.
here, take this quiz, and answer the questions from an emotional point of view, in other words, find out what makes your soul or inner-child sing with joy, and not your wallet, or your sober, harsh, demanding adult side.
You don't want to have a "successful" career that's worth nothing to you. You ever wonder how rich people end up miserable and commit suicide? That's how, they're lost souls.
You want something valuable to yourself, so that it pays you not only in dollar signs, but in smiles as well:
https://www.careerexplorer.com/
I hope you're not a bitter, broken, racist fuck like so many of these poor fellows around here, but maybe that's what they're fundamentally missing in the end, someone who cares about what happens to them.
Good luck anon.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 23:16:05 UTC No. 16206932

>>16205851
ARE YOU BEING FORREAL RIGHT NOW?!! THIS BOARD ISN'T FOR DECUSSING CAREER PATHWAYS BUT IT IS A BOARD FOR HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS TO DISUSS ABOUT ANYTHING RELATING TO IQ SHIT?!?! Shit like "i thing i don't have high enuff iq for x" or "what to do when everybody around u is a midwit but u've learned everything there is about moggnomics?"

and faggots like u complain about threads like this when no one ever complain about bombardment of IQ threads here on sci.

Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jun 2024 23:49:06 UTC No. 16206977

>>16206679
>I hope you're not a bitter, broken, racist fuck like so many of these poor fellows around here
Maybe fuck off back to plebit? Opposing DEI is normal and rational, and that's what I see on this board.
>>16206932
>IQ threads
Ya seethe.

Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jun 2024 00:29:26 UTC No. 16207032

>>16206977
How are IQ topic threads have more related to science that speaking about science careers?

Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jun 2024 00:34:47 UTC No. 16207040

>>16199099