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🧵 John Titor's time machine

Anonymous No. 16207477

How was John Titor's time machine supposed to work? Why doesn't it work?

And what is, in your opinion, the best time machine theory?

Anonymous No. 16207481

Op here, trying to do some interesting threads on sci to spice up conversations.

The threads with more replies are about boring racist stuff ( i guess people love them? ). Despite this i think that there are many people that could teach me something here, so please give your opinion.

bodhi No. 16207483

>>16207477
https://ugetube.com/watch/did-gautama-buddha-time-travel-sadhguru-adiyogi_5bfxTouDvhJKiBh.html

Anonymous No. 16207650

>>16207477
Was this like two black holes? Man when it comes to John Titor I'm not even sure what fragments of my memory are from actual story and whats from Steins Gate.

Anonymous No. 16207786

>>16207650
Yeah, basically he said something along the lines of two miniature black holes (specifically two black hole singularities with overlapping event horizons).
Something something singularities were positive and had spin, thus producing a "standard, off-set Tipler sinusoid".
sounds crazy to me.

Anonymous No. 16208238

>>16207786
There's no such thing as a black hole so this shit is obviously retarded.

>b but Einstein said there was!

He knew it was bullshit, but back tracked due to social pressure. Anyone with a third grade knowledge of physics knows black holes can't exist. What we are seeing is plasma phenomenon. Most of you are too stupid comprehend plasma physics though

Anonymous No. 16208244

>>16207477
Ask yourself. What is time exactly? Time is a concept of man. A measurement of earths rotation in front of the sun.


So how can we exactly go back in time if we can’t even control earths rotation.


Idiots will be idiots and think everything science says or what they been programmed to believe without giving much thought about the shit they are even saying.

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Anonymous No. 16208265

>>16208238
Ahhh so you're the butthurt plasma physics guy. Shouldn't you be doing fusion with temperatures gorillion times higher than the sun?

Anonymous No. 16208363

>>16208244
I guess the assumption is that there is some property of the universe we don't yet know about that makes it possibile to manipulate time.

Because the way you think about it, man forget the Sun, you would have to literally physically move whole Universe in its place. I can't think of a more insane and impossible task.

Anonymous No. 16208531

>>16207477
After all these years nobody has ever found the origin to that schematic which means he must have drawn it himself,which isnt inpossible but it seems like he went to a lot of effort to create a hoax on some shitty unknown website,unless he's real of course

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Anonymous No. 16208794

>>16207477
That is not a time machine. That device allows to travel to another universe and return to your own. A simpler version allows to download information from other universes, that is inter-dimensional internet. That is how you get the really good stuff.

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Anonymous No. 16209569

>>16207477
My preferred time traveling machine pretty reliably gets me 8 hours into the future with each use, but sometimes 12 or more.

Anonymous No. 16209596

>>16209569
Waterbeds are based.

Anonymous No. 16210474

we're 3d printing the atom

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forgot image

i am upgrading the castle to a kingdom -

this picture is the kingdom's insiginia ...

Anonymous No. 16210510

>>16207650
>two black holes
>human scale machine
Sounds like it wouldn't go back in time more than a few nanoseconds at most

Anonymous No. 16210813

>>16208363
>I guess the assumption is that there is some property of the universe we don't yet know about that makes it possibile to manipulate time
Yes. Positive wave oscillation on the time axis. Hit something with a negative wave is oscillation in the time axis and it moves back in time. Time reversed waves are known to exist already