Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jun 2024 16:15:15 UTC No. 16207953
He is right. I'm a civil engineer and I've already replaced all instances of 1 x 1 = 1 in my calculations with 1 x 1 = 2. We are about to revolutionize the world.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jun 2024 16:24:19 UTC No. 16207959
Who is this guy?
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jun 2024 16:31:34 UTC No. 16207964
>>16207953
How much did your engineering efficiency increase after you did that? 50%? 90%?
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jun 2024 16:39:41 UTC No. 16207978
2 + 2 = 5
and
1 x 1 = 2
Using these two identities
1 x 1 + 1 x 1 = 5
we can group together addition
1 x (1 + 1) x 1 = 5
As everybody knows, multiplication is distributive, ergo
(1 x 1 + 1 x 1) x 1 = 5
(2 + 2) x 1 = 5
4 x 1 = 5
Terrence Howard showed that 4 x 1 = 5 in his seminal work, ergo
5 = 5
The identity holds.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jun 2024 18:04:56 UTC No. 16208104
>>16207953
I want to walk across your bridges anon! kek
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 01:52:53 UTC No. 16208906
he is the exact the imagine of what science/math will look like in the world after all the boomers genx and older millennials die off
zoomers are completely hopeless when it comes to all things /sci/
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 02:37:05 UTC No. 16208983
>>16207896
He's not right. I'm writing a joke paper going through the implications of his wording and I'm having problems with it. It's inconsistent and nonsensical. But it is fun to go through and pick apart what he says and go through every implication.
I love wasting my time formalizing schizobabble
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 03:15:54 UTC No. 16209035
>>16208983
u dont have a single patent
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 03:20:18 UTC No. 16209038
>>16209035
I have a lot of time and no job. There's nothing stopping me but myself and maybe crippling alcoholism
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 05:22:16 UTC No. 16209240
>>16207978
>we can group together addition
is PEDMAS a scam???
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 06:15:51 UTC No. 16209293
>>16209038
>I have a lot of time and no job
i believe in you my guy, stay strong
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 20:00:51 UTC No. 16210301
>>16208906
He's a Gen-Xer and I have a boomer sibling who says similar retarded shit to appease his NPD.