Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 12:17:27 UTC No. 16209648

>>16209640
I open and close my eyes in front of a mirror until my wave collapses align to a state that put me on a path to success.

Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 13:28:05 UTC No. 16209732

I quantum suicide until I get what I want

Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 13:34:05 UTC No. 16209746

>put myself in a box
>tell my wife to not open it until I say
>I begin channeling every reality. Every choice, every path
>I am pure superposition
>"got it" i smugly think to myself
>"OPEN IT NOW, HONEY" I shout at my wife
>she opens the box
>I'm a dead cat

Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 14:13:56 UTC No. 16209798

>>16209746
funniest shit I've ever seen