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Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 17:41:53 UTC No. 16210076
So when do I actually get to fuck Greta, scientifically?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 17:43:37 UTC No. 16210079
>>16210076
February 29th next year
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 17:54:08 UTC No. 16210099
>>16210079
I can hardly wait!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 18:20:00 UTC No. 16210138
>>16210079
twelve more years
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 18:23:05 UTC No. 16210144
She will start an onlyfans soon.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 18:43:02 UTC No. 16210184
>>16210076
Never. Because you're a beta male, and beta males are meant to stay pussyfree. Maybe you can simp for her and beg her to accept your money.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 19:19:48 UTC No. 16210231
>>16210076
>Be rich.
>Sponsor/host an environmental conference.
>Invite her to the party
>???????
>Profit
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 19:24:38 UTC No. 16210239
>>16210076
thats gay
"Greta" is a boy, his real name is Gregory.
take note of the broad shoulder compared to the waist and the square jaw. his mother has had him on hormones and puberty blockers since a young age
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 19:26:41 UTC No. 16210243
>>16210239
Nah, that's a normal Swedish phenotype. Swedish boys look like girls and Swedish girls look like boys. I'm glad the future generations will be more diverse.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 19:33:09 UTC No. 16210256
>>16210076
Out of the loop question: why is there an ongoing effort to sexualize Greta? Surprisingly you didn't post that AI generated picture.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 19:57:32 UTC No. 16210295
>>16210256
Because she didn't want to travel to mars
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 20:01:10 UTC No. 16210304
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 20:02:34 UTC No. 16210306
>>16210099
im happy for you, bro!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 20:06:40 UTC No. 16210318
>>16210256
some people find her hot and its kind of funny in an edgy way. i remember /pol/ wanted to fuck her since that first UN summit. one of the first shoops i saw of her was her wearing a queen of spades shirt.
i also remember /pol/ drawing sarah anderson bent over saying "refugees welcome!". crazy stuff.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 21:18:54 UTC No. 16210469
>>16210138
That's too long. We need to have an army of autistic goblin children by then, for science.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 21:20:08 UTC No. 16210473
>>16210144
YOU TAKE THAT BACK! (but buy my entrance fee if she do doe)
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 21:21:09 UTC No. 16210475
>>16210184
Fag.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 21:22:13 UTC No. 16210478
>>16210231
Get back to me when line four comes to you. You're my top advisor, scientifically.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 21:24:03 UTC No. 16210481
>>16210239
"Gregory" is going to learn what it means to become a man's wife on February 29th, iykwis dawg. For science, of course. The climate, O The Climate!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 21:26:04 UTC No. 16210485
>>16210256
Ongoing effort to what!? You give me the names of these anons RIGHT FUCKING NOW DO YOU HEAR ME!?!? Dead sons o' guns, I tell ya what...for science.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 21:27:05 UTC No. 16210487
>>16210304
Is it hot in here, or is it just Science?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 21:28:43 UTC No. 16210491
>>16210306
You can be my best man! She has that one Soros handler who's always following her around. I'mma fix you up, homie. For Science. Always, for Science.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jun 2024 21:34:10 UTC No. 16210506
>>16210318
She looks like a sadistic Bavarian sex goblin from the frozen North who should be named Gretel (adult version which has learned all the cannibal witch's climate magic) and will withhold sex from me for not beating up enough betas at the last climate change rally. I will sometimes find her saying, "my precious," as she lusts after my cock when she thinks I'm asleep. She plays it cool in the daytime doe, fr. She thinks I don't know.