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Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jun 2024 05:33:24 UTC No. 16211116
Biologists, why the FUCK does nearly ALL animal life have to fucking SLEEP.
Invent a fucking pill already. That can be safely taken indefinitely. Why can't we have a waking sleep where we remain motionless but still achieve the same effects of repair? Maybe if we need brain chemistry refreshed, we can just have a quick flush, a quick blackout, a soft reboot, and then go again.
Everyone would functionally live at least 1/3 longer lives.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jun 2024 17:44:48 UTC No. 16212089
but the best part of life IS sleep.
we need more of it
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jun 2024 18:19:05 UTC No. 16212132
>dude omg, I'm soooo busy and important!!!
>I don't even have time to sleep!!
>*spends time posting on 4chan*
you're just bad at time management and thats because you're low IQ
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jun 2024 18:53:01 UTC No. 16212180
>>16211116
That isnt hard, at all. Just become addicted to some drug and then stop having the drug. Alcohol should suffice.
Drink a lot of alcohol until it stops getting you drunk with the usual dose, then stop drinking. You wont sleep as you'll just stay awake craving alcohol
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jun 2024 10:28:32 UTC No. 16213470
>>16212089
This. I want a pill that makes the awake part unnecessary.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jun 2024 10:52:48 UTC No. 16213513
>>16212089
Don't worry about that anon. You like it more and more as years pass by untill you go sleep so hard that you don't ever wake up.