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Anonymous No. 16237836

A gas company wants to pay me to say that CO2 emissions make plants grow bigger and healthier, and they also asked me to not talk about from the obvious cons of ecological damage from CO2 emissions and the billions they've spent to cover it up. What should I do?

Anonymous No. 16237847

>>16237836
>the obvious cons of ecological damage from CO2 emissions
What damage?

Anonymous No. 16237856

>>16237836
Take the money and run. Nobody's going to listen to you anyway either way.

Anonymous No. 16237858

>>16237836
Just take. Easiest money I ever made, even easier than going to those extinction rebellion protests; I didn't even have to leave my house!

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Anonymous No. 16237867

>>16237847
Ivy grew into the mortar of my parent's house, causing it to break down and allowing moisture and animals a path into the walls. If CO2 didn't exist, the ivy wouldn't have existed and the walls would have been intact. So, you see, CO2 is evil because it empowers plants to be evil.

Anonymous No. 16237869

>>16237836
>...his name?, albert einstein

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Anonymous No. 16237882

>>16237847
Oh cool, did the same company pay you? How much did you get?

Anonymous No. 16237886

>>16237836
Who gives a shit about coral and glaciers? The Earth will survive, even if life, as we know it, changes.

Anonymous No. 16237889

>>16237886
Yeah that's why it's morally fine to kill retards like you. It won't physically harm the earth.

Anonymous No. 16237891

>>16237882
Not an argument.Not even a claim here.

Anonymous No. 16237893

>>16237889
yeah see how that holds up in a court of law

Anonymous No. 16237894

>>16237836
You should take the money. This anon is right >>16237856 and everyone is going to largely ignore you anyways.

Anonymous No. 16237909

>>16237891
You too stupid to know how ocean acidification affects life, or does your contract forbid it?

Anonymous No. 16237925

>>16237909
Are you going to make a claim, or just post buzzwords?

Anonymous No. 16237932

>>16237836
>A gas company wants to pay me to say that CO2 emissions make plants grow bigger and healthier, and they also asked me to not talk about from the obvious cons of ecological damage from CO2 emissions and the billions they've spent to cover it up.
Many such cases. Especially on social media websites (ie. 4chan).

Anonymous No. 16237975

>>16237886
>Who gives a shit about coral and glaciers?
Most people do, Earth hater. Time to leave home sometimes.

Anonymous No. 16238023

Is this gonna be another thread where a fossil fuel paid shill says CO2 emissions are good for the planet? It's giving me that feeling.

Anonymous No. 16238039

>>16238023
It is and it's going to go on for 3 months like usual thanks to the bump bot.

Anonymous No. 16238253

>>16237836
>I'm ready to settle down

Anonymous No. 16238267

>>16238253
kek

Anonymous No. 16238944

>>16237836
>a gas company wants to pay me to tell the truth
that’s a real conundrum if you’re jewish