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Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 02:54:27 UTC No. 16243525
Is chocolate good for you?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 02:58:03 UTC No. 16243536
>>16243525
It's food, so yeah.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 05:11:43 UTC No. 16243650
>>16243525
start putting viral gene modifiers in chocolate so everyone that eats it becomes a mutant
🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 06:09:06 UTC No. 16243697
>>16243525
It was actually true as long it contaibed heavy metals. Now it diesn't and nobody likes it anyway, as it tastes disgusting without them.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 06:10:07 UTC No. 16243699
>>16243525
It was actually true as long it contained heavy metals. Now it doesn't and nobody likes it anyway, as it tastes disgusting without them.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 08:32:51 UTC No. 16243799
>>16243525
99% or 100% cocoa chocolate is good for you. The sugary candy bars are like all candies bad for you.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 08:43:50 UTC No. 16243810
>>16243799
>pure concentrated toxins are healthier than diluted toxins
smartest /sci/ poster
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 09:20:39 UTC No. 16243826
>>16243525
Nothing is good.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 09:42:03 UTC No. 16243844
>>16243699
>It was actually true as long it contained heavy metals. Now it doesn't and nobody likes it anyway, as it tastes disgusting without them.
Redpill me on heavy metal consumption. What's the benefit?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 10:13:31 UTC No. 16243859
>>16243525
Not if your a dog.
>>16243810
The foodgasm you get from pure cocoa makes you ejaculate the toxins, so it's ok.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 10:38:07 UTC No. 16243880
>>16243799
>>16243844
They are essential nutrients, and their absence is the reason why people are increasingly sick, weak, and mentaly ill, and why nature is dying. Somebody either fucked up, or it's a result of malice.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 12:50:08 UTC No. 16244048
>>16243880
Even if they are essential nutrients, they exist naturally within produce so people eating healthy are still going to get them
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 14:09:20 UTC No. 16244126
>>16243880
>and why nature is dying
is nature dying and is there a heavy metal deficiency throughout nature?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 14:44:14 UTC No. 16244153
>>16244048
They have been intentionally removed and crops are bred to absorb less.
>>16244126
Yes. It's the EDTA that is washing them out, most likely.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 15:31:48 UTC No. 16244196
Chocolate is necessary for survival. As a high IQ person I need instantly available energy to keep my brain running. However, after eating half a kilogram of chocolate I get diarrhea. This happens consistently every day. Any /sci/entific idea why? I blame the theobromine.
AbOkNo at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 16:28:18 UTC No. 16244254
>>16244196
Fatty
AbKrNo at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 16:29:20 UTC No. 16244255
>>16244196
Fag
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 16:34:04 UTC No. 16244260
>>16244254
I'm normal weight though
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 18:38:16 UTC No. 16244391
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 19:08:15 UTC No. 16244424
>>16243525
like any other source of high sugars it's very good if you have trouble eating big meals !! i buy up on twix and snickers bars at costco and that substitutes a full meal a lot of times so scientifically speaking it's very healthy more importantly yummy :DDD
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 19:32:22 UTC No. 16244454
>>16243525
Not the corporate crap sold in the US, that is moomoo's peepee and poopoo.
🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 19:34:39 UTC No. 16244460
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jun 2024 20:32:00 UTC No. 16244536
>>16244460
>34 results
https://warosu.org/sci/?task=search
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Jun 2024 16:38:17 UTC No. 16245853
>>16243525
1st pannel
>>16244391
2nd pannel
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Jun 2024 16:45:47 UTC No. 16245867
>>16243525
>Is chocolate good for you?
From most experimentation throughout the many decades of research, it seems to be, yes.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Jun 2024 16:46:47 UTC No. 16245869
>>16245867
Sorry, I take it back: chocolate is not cocoa. I was talking about cocoa specifically. Apologies for the misunderstanding.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Jun 2024 06:09:23 UTC No. 16246968
>>16244424
theres vanishingly little cocoa in either of those products.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Jun 2024 20:23:08 UTC No. 16248051
>>16246968
This, cocoa is expensive, candy makers avoid using it as much as they can get away with. You'll find very little actual chocolate in the goyslop candybar aisle. Theres science jobs in the arena of figuring out how to make the submillimeter thin layer of chocolate like coating on those candy bars even thinner
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Jun 2024 20:24:10 UTC No. 16248052
yeah high quality sugar free cocoa is really really good for you
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 18:19:14 UTC No. 16249572
>>16243799
theres nothing inherently bad about eating sugar, your problem is that you eat way too much sugar
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 18:25:17 UTC No. 16249584
>>16249572
There is no such thing as "too much sugar".
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Jun 2024 17:43:09 UTC No. 16251125
>>16244260
normal for a hippopotamus
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Jun 2024 17:53:57 UTC No. 16251151
>>16243525
Funny you should ask, I started drinking hot chocolate (mostly cocoa, just a bit of sugar) daily a few weeks ago and now I'm stupidly horny all the time, like I have to jerk off 5-7 times a day to keep a clear head. Is that good or bad?
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Jun 2024 17:57:03 UTC No. 16251156
Chocolate is high in oxalates
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Jun 2024 19:19:04 UTC No. 16251326
>>16251151
What brand are you drinking? I used to drink swiss miss but there is a strange chemical flavor in it now.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Jun 2024 19:48:59 UTC No. 16251394
>>16251326
Just yuro no-name stuff, I first dissolve a "row" of 80%+ chocolate in a bit of hot water, add 3 teaspoons of pure cocoa powder and ~half a ts of tonka sugar (vanilla is fine too), then add milk to fill up a decent cup and let it heat up a bit but not boil.
It's basically half a meal in itself, I like to have 2 boiled eggs with that.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 07:40:39 UTC No. 16252330
>>16251156
So is the East Asian legume we're not allowed to mention by name
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Jun 2024 00:09:35 UTC No. 16253951
>>16251156
are oxalates bad for you?