🧵 Do vaccines cause autism?
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Jun 2024 23:22:07 UTC No. 16248418
Science says it doesn't but we know that science lies sometimes.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Jun 2024 23:42:09 UTC No. 16248448
scientists sperg out when you suggest vaccines may cause autism so it's probably true
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Jun 2024 23:43:04 UTC No. 16248449
i know it doesn't cause down syndrome since it's a genetic disorder
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Jun 2024 23:44:45 UTC No. 16248455
>>16248449
mRNA vaccines can cause Down's syndrome pregnancies. It's been studied extensively. Changes the genetics.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Jun 2024 23:45:32 UTC No. 16248456
>>16248455
i thought we were talking MMR vaccines, not mRNA covid vaccines
meds
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 00:07:10 UTC No. 16248472
>>16248418
>Do vaccines cause autism?
"Probably not".
I say that in the capacity that there's never been an adult wot "contracted" autism from being vaccinated, and there's just an infinitely more very distinct and very documented correlation between BEING AN OLD HAG WITH DRIED OUT EGGS being the seeming leading cause of autism.
But then I said "probably" because autism is kind of enigmous (you've got your savants, your shit-smearers, and your socially awkwards), and giving a literal baby a ton of vaccines in one go does really seem to cook a handful of them. My older sister doesn't have autism, but she got biden-blasted with the ol' dozen jabs at birth and she basically existed as just a little writhing red bean of pain, fever, and suffering for 48 hours. My parents vaccinated me over the course of like 15 years and I'm as healthy as a string instrument.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 00:11:40 UTC No. 16248475
>>16248472
>you've got your savants, your shit-smearers, and your socially awkwards
Autism is probably more than one condition
I think its brain inflammation in a developing child that causes it. The inflammation goes away but the damage is done.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 00:19:13 UTC No. 16248487
>>16248475
>I think its brain inflammation in a developing child that causes it.
See, now that I could get behind.
Infant brain inflammation could absolutely be a possible cause of autism. Gender Dysphoria is 'possibly' caused by an abnormal cortical thickness or swelling - causing the cerebellum and hypothalamus to be marginally more similar in structure to a woman's despite being in a man's body.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 00:24:01 UTC No. 16248495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BI
tl;dr only in paranoid schizophrenics. If you aren't a paranoid schizophrenic, you have nothing to worry about. You aren't a paranoid schizophrenic, are you?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 00:30:48 UTC No. 16248509
>>16248495
hbomerguy is heckin wholesome
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 00:40:21 UTC No. 16248514
>>16248487
>causing the cerebellum and hypothalamus to be marginally more similar in structure to a woman's despite being in a man's body.
Why should that lead to a subjective feeling of dysphoria?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 01:33:48 UTC No. 16248579
>>16248418
Only criminals say, and idiots believe, that vaccines have any positive impact in society.