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Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 14:43:53 UTC No. 16249218
Gastroenterology - "The only cure for your disease is surgery"
Surgery - "If you're not bleeding right now, fuck off"
Ophthalmology - "That will be half of your lifetime savings"
Radiology - "That will be half of my lifetime"
Dermatology - "Diagnosis: Dermatitis/Cancer."
Family Medicine - "We don't know what you have and we don't know how to cure you"
Internal Medicine - "We know what you have but we don't know how to cure you"
Neurology - "I am most likely an incel"
Cardiology - "Yeah you're fucked beyond hope unless you go to the heart surgeon"
Heart Surgery - "Yeah you're fucked"
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 14:45:25 UTC No. 16249222
>>16249218
Wow she's just like me
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 14:51:52 UTC No. 16249231
>>16249218
Once normalniggers were allowed to cheat their way through med school it was over.
Feudalism is based because normalniggers stay peasants and natural aristocrats are able to rise like cream.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 15:06:46 UTC No. 16249258
>>16249231
>Implying that we don't have feudalism now and doctors are not peasants
Peasant = renting / borrowing means of production. Aristocrat = owning means of production. Doctor = paying rent / mortgage, paying taxes, paying student loans, borrowing medical tools and facilities, getting a salary from the elite and giving the salary back to the elite via bills and consumption.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 17:05:00 UTC No. 16249442
>>16249218
they fucking rotoscoped this.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 19:13:23 UTC No. 16249694
>>16249218
Gastroenterologist feels the lipoma beneath my naval and says, "Eh, just let me know if it gets bigger or starts to hurt." General surgeon says the same thing but offers to remove it.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 20:33:15 UTC No. 16249841
>>16249218
kek
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 21:19:22 UTC No. 16249892
>>16249218
what about optometry?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 22:01:11 UTC No. 16249956
>>16249218
She's underage isn't she?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 22:25:25 UTC No. 16249973
>>16249258
This guy's right. Doctors are just apex wagies at the end of the day.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 22:41:13 UTC No. 16249997
>>16249218
Source for the webm