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Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 07:56:08 UTC No. 16252344
I tutor a machine learning course at my university that has seen a boost in enrolments recently. Occasionally, some non STEM students decide to enrol, mostly psychology students. It is extremely satisfying to see them get absolutely rekt by the math required and realize their whole degree is a meme.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 08:04:53 UTC No. 16252357
>>16252344
Autism: the post
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 08:05:43 UTC No. 16252359
>>16252344
>their whole degree is a meme.
It's just a field of knowledge that doesn't require so much mathematical analysis, that's all.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 08:15:04 UTC No. 16252369
>>16252344
I'm about to start school for machine learning. What math do I need to excel?
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 08:51:52 UTC No. 16252388
>>16252344
Of all memes math is least rewarding.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 09:01:58 UTC No. 16252392
>>16252359
Or scientific analysis since it just requires coming up with new words to describe traits and trying to shoehorn them into everything instead of doing any kind of objective measurement.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 09:02:13 UTC No. 16252393
>>16252388
>least rewarding
>required for literally every technological advancement man has made
>required to effectively manage human affairs
Why are you here?
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 09:10:46 UTC No. 16252399
>>16252369
Linear algebra
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 09:12:24 UTC No. 16252401
>>16252393
>Why are you here?
To remind you that Belle Delphine has made more money selling her bathwater than you made by developing the technology that enables her business.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 09:20:44 UTC No. 16252409
>>16252401
And yet she will die and leave nothing of value behind. You do not understand the nature of money, child.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 09:27:58 UTC No. 16252418
>>16252401
According to her, she barely made anything off those sales and they were held in limbo by her payment processor for years.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 09:34:30 UTC No. 16252426
>>16252392
>Or scientific analysis
That's not true, it proposes falsifiable hypotheses and attempts to test them, but it is a science that deals with subjectivity and hard to quantify matters. AKA, a "soft" science. It is what it is, there's not other way around it.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 10:59:44 UTC No. 16252523
>>16252426
>falsifiable hypotheses
No, you can't falsify a definition, you can't falsify that someone registers 8 out of 10 happiness units or any other psychometric.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 12:39:36 UTC No. 16252621
>>16252369
>start school for machine learning
This is such a meme. You’re going to learn how to import pandas and PyTorch and that’s it. Nothing you learn will be transferable to the new flavor of the month meme tech in a few years.
In the mean time math majors will be laughing at you wondering why you spent years just to learn how to Google code you copy and paste while math chads are busy developing all the models in the next few generations of new STEM fashions
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 12:40:48 UTC No. 16252622
>>16252523
Psychometrics are proxy measurements for something else.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 14:41:40 UTC No. 16252764
Based
But watch out, if more of these retards fail every year, they might think you're the problem.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 14:47:10 UTC No. 16252775
>>16252344
It's funny until you realize that DEI subhumans and women with psychology degrees are the ones who end up in HR and decide who gets hired in top companies around the world.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 14:53:27 UTC No. 16252781
>>16252418
yeah nah she already moved all the money to the Cayman Islands.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jun 2024 16:08:39 UTC No. 16252859
>>16252523
>definition
I said hypotheses, not definitions.
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Jun 2024 04:40:32 UTC No. 16254233
>>16252621
There are and endless amount of people like you, and none of you are ever right.
:)
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Jun 2024 08:42:44 UTC No. 16254456
>>16252399
and introductory statistics
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Jun 2024 08:48:07 UTC No. 16254465
>>16252344
I gotta admit it's satisfying to see non-STEM students constantly trying to reinvent well established concepts and discipline because they lacked the motivation to dig deeper and are now caught in this limbo of superficial science, where nothing is provable because there is no mathimatically founded formalism to describe the problems.
🗑️ Anonymous at Wed, 26 Jun 2024 21:57:19 UTC No. 16255491
>>16254233
> There are and endless amount of people like you. There are 2000 new math phds a year worldwide according tot the AMS. Meanwhile my math PhD got me a professorship in one of these “ML Masters” degree programs and our one program alone churns out a thousand of these retards a year who pay 100k each for what is technically a masters of science from an Ivy League’s cash-cow night school in “machine learning and data science” LMAO but the only kids who get hired in ML are the ones who came in already with advanced degrees in math, comp sci, or other fundamental science fields. “ML” alone is hype and a toy for people already accomplished in STEM, it’s not a life career
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Jun 2024 21:57:54 UTC No. 16255495
>>16254233 #
> There are and endless amount of people like you.
There are 2000 new math phds a year *worldwide* according tot the AMS. Meanwhile my math PhD got me a professorship in one of these “ML Masters” degree programs and our one program alone churns out a thousand of these retards a year who pay 100k each for what is technically a masters of science from an Ivy League’s cash-cow night school in “machine learning and data science” LMAO but the only kids who get hired in ML are the ones who came in already with advanced degrees in math, comp sci, or other fundamental science fields. “ML” alone is hype and a toy for people already accomplished in STEM, it’s not a life career
Barkon at Wed, 26 Jun 2024 22:17:57 UTC No. 16255534
>>16255495
ITT: in total 1 IQ group
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Jun 2024 00:40:01 UTC No. 16255720
>>16252344
its crazy how much arrogance builds from not getting laid
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Jun 2024 02:36:38 UTC No. 16255883
>>16252344
>absolutely rekt by the math
At doing a few matmults and jacobians?
Nobody's that retarded
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Jun 2024 02:43:16 UTC No. 16255887
>>16252401
Only people driven by envy care about something like that.
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Jun 2024 02:45:15 UTC No. 16255892
>>16252399
Is the Khan Academy LA section good enough, or should I pick up Strang's book? (nta btw)
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Jun 2024 18:43:26 UTC No. 16257017
>>16252344
What are they going to use ML for? Psychoanalysis?
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Jun 2024 21:58:41 UTC No. 16257326
>>16252344
machine learning doesn't exist. They just changed the name to something cooler just to fish normalfags like you and stopid psychology. students.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Jun 2024 03:50:25 UTC No. 16257644
>>16257326
What would you like to call using data to create models that can make predictions on unseen data? What do you think learning is retard?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Jun 2024 04:16:28 UTC No. 16257658
>>16252344
I bought this book. Can you teach me some stuff regarding machine learning?
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 28 Jun 2024 04:20:13 UTC No. 16257663
>>16255720
>MUH SEX!
You breed with orcs. Lmfao. You are a useless breeder, and a useless eater. Basically a nigger with your useless pseduo-intellectual "anti-colonial" "degree."
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jun 2024 00:32:26 UTC No. 16259040
>>16255720
Doesn't change your failed course grade
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jun 2024 19:39:49 UTC No. 16260180
>>16257658
import numpy
import pandas
import scikit-learn
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jun 2024 21:04:48 UTC No. 16260253
>>16257644
It's called interpolation and it's been around since the ancient times. Recently it was mixed with CS faggotry and took the name memechine learning.
The fact that even low IQ normie psychology students show up to your class just shows how much of a buzzword meme it is.
Am I insane? at Sat, 29 Jun 2024 21:09:04 UTC No. 16260256
>>16252344
With enough hot air, even losers like you can fly.
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jun 2024 02:30:43 UTC No. 16260559
>>16252523
Cool, now try to come up with a super quantifiable and 0% subjective way of describing human psychology and behavior.
Hard mode: make it actually useful
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jun 2024 03:39:11 UTC No. 16260623
>>16260559
Humans are machines that replicate themselves and are modeled by natural selection. There’s nothing more to it, human “psychology” was solved 200 years ago.
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jun 2024 10:55:40 UTC No. 16260958
>>16252369
>I'm about to start machine learning, what do i need
>to excel
>excel
Answered you're own question chief