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šŸ§µ Official /sci/ science disciplines tier list

Anonymous No. 16263289

Here we rank how rigorous every scientifc disciples are:

Unsolvable/Unknownable Schizo tier:
Philosophy
Game Programming

Above Science tier:
Math
String theory
Theoretical CompSci

Real and Respectable Sciences tier:
Physics/Chemistry (everything except room temperature superconductor and quantum computing research)
AI (everything except LLM)
Biology (the quantiative types)

Junk Sciences tier:
Biology (botany, paleontology, insectoids lovers btfo...)
Medicine
Psychology
LLM/AGI research/hype
Social "sciences"

Made-up Fairytales tier:
Astronomy (exomoons, xenobiology, astrobiology, alien research, pepperonical black hole speculation producing factory...)

This list is 100% accurate and you can't argue otherwise.

Anonymous No. 16263294

What about gender science?

Anonymous No. 16263295

>>16263294
those are included in social "sciences"

Anonymous No. 16263334

S - Math
A - Physics (excluding string theory), AI/ML
B - Theoretical Computer Science
C - Chemistry
D - Applied anything (including Engineering)
F - Biology
Shit - String theory
Diarrhea - Data science
Entirely liquid stool - Computer programming

Anonymous No. 16263339

>>16263334
You have some logic there but I believe AI/ML should go to the diarrhea tier with data science.

Anonymous No. 16263346

>>16263289
>game programming
Anon.. I.. I made a game from scratch in C. Why is it unknowable? Also care to recommend some physics books for a newfag?

Anonymous No. 16263348

>>16263334
>Shit - String theory
Stop watching Weinstein's podcasts

Anonymous No. 16263357

>>16263346
what did your game from scratch do? even making Pong in pure C would be hard for one guy

Anonymous No. 16263358

>>16263346
it's an extended xkcd meme from ancient years ago about scientific discipline purity where game programming is joked as the same tier as philosophy. I forgot where to look for it.
don't know anything about physics. I only know some statistics book.

Anonymous No. 16263406

>>16263346
Resnick -> baby Hassani -> Taylor, Griffiths, Townsend

Anonymous No. 16263430

>>16263289
Economics should go at top of Junk Sciences tier. it determines interest rates, government policy and research funding for all sciencefags.

Anonymous No. 16263446

>>16263430
>Economics
You mean Applied Judaism

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Anonymous No. 16263464

>>16263289
How would you rank AI alignment and qualia research?

Anonymous No. 16263561

>>16263464
those are /x/ tier: research about things that don't exist.

Anonymous No. 16263925

>>16263561
>AI doesn't exist
Chatgpt is a hundred times smarter than you.

Anonymous No. 16264361

>>16263289
topological materials in the above science tier kek

Anonymous No. 16264365

>>16263406
shit-tier progression for someone who'd get filtered by a stat mech midterm

>>16263346
ignore the above anon. brush up on calc progression w/ series of choice until diff eq, and maybe lay's lin alg. read the openstax mechanics, e&m, and thermo books, then something like tipler's first few chapters for intro modern and you should have a solid foundation to learn the more advanced undergrad stuff. recommending anything past this right now is useless bc if you don't make it to this point it wasn't really ever for you.

Anonymous No. 16264369

>>16264361
struggling to figure out whether OP is shilling string theory over quantum computing or not and i can't tell which outcome is funnier.

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Anonymous No. 16264372

>>16263925
laughing by big black ass off! owned!

Anonymous No. 16264399

>>16263289
The only real scienes are chemistry and physics. Mathematics is just symbols, same for language, game programming is essentially an expression of physics and chemistry in a cohesive efficiency unit, ultimately expressed in engineering as a unit.

Philosophy is a social science directly relative to biology and movement of biological systems, an expression of hierarchy, which is thus reductive to kinetics, ergo physics.


I hope you enjoyed this explanation.

Anonymous No. 16264403

>>16263464

>me with my finger on the Kardeshev scale upgrade key.
>ā€Sup.ā€

Anonymous No. 16264414

>>16263334
Based XKCD fanboy

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Anonymous No. 16264441

>>16263561
>qualia don't exist

Anonymous No. 16264484

>>16263464
>"Harry Potter Fanfiction"
I know exactly which one it is referring to. Was better than the actual novels imo.

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Anonymous No. 16264494

Land surveing is the best

Anonymous No. 16264649

>>16263430
It predicts stock market movements by using ARIMA, OR, modelling it as partial differential heat equation. Which is obviously based. stochastic calculus, dynamic programming, optimal control, markov decision processes, game theory, input-output analysis, optimal search and bunch of hard applied math stuff embeded in the core of economic theory. I bet none of you could comprehend even the smallest bit of one of this shit. so called "engies" are posting on how to pass the basic calc 1 classes in addition with simply can't understand how AI is the most basic shit on this whole planet.
>OHH NOO WANÄ°SHÄ°NG GRADÄ°EENT BROBLEMMM
>OHHĞĞ NO AI TOO STOOPID TO CONVERGE TO ZE ACTUAL SOLUTONN
yeah its just iterative optimization, you calc gradients => you apply them to weights =>
newton found it 400 years ago and yet you still manage to suck at the shit out of it. west has definitely fallen because of you shit faggots.
>Philosophy
>game programming
op is a faggot who studies philosophy tries to (NOT PROGRAMING: IT MEANS OPTIMIZATION YOU LIL FAGGOTS. ) make a video game topkek.

BEST tier:
Math, Industrial.e., eee, econ, mech, aerospace, biology, chemistry.

FAG TIER:
cs FAGGEST
data science, machine learning:
fag cs students just like to put names on basic stuff and merge them up tataaaaa ml and ds:FAGGERS

FAGGYFAG TIER:
physics: it might be good but who cares you dipshits can't even pass calc1 how do you expect to manage to solve a semi-partial delay differential equation you cockers?. FAGGYFAG TIERRRR.