🧵 If you aren't married to a blonde haired blue eyed goddess your theory of everything is false
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 00:58:26 UTC No. 16263586
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 01:03:38 UTC No. 16263591
A theory of everything is only as good as it can get you a hot blonde. The scientific establishment are dweebs who have lost the plot.
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 01:08:03 UTC No. 16263594
Similarly, if you reject a theory of everything because it lacks the dull, passionless drivel of the standard academia paper then you are clueless. The goal is to be RIGHT and SEXY. The goal is to be CORRECT and SEDUCTIVE. And that, my friends, is how your name will live forever.
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 01:11:58 UTC No. 16263597
Oh, and another thing, if you cannot simulate your theory of everything in a computer then just stfu. Throw your chalk away. This isn't the 18th century. Quit playing the role of a scientist AND ACTUALLY BE ONE.
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 01:15:24 UTC No. 16263599
It's okay to say, "congrats" Anon. I love you too :-)