Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 05:37:19 UTC No. 16263870

Pluto, just out of spite.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 05:42:54 UTC No. 16263876

Jupiter, fastest death probably

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 05:48:55 UTC No. 16263887

>>16263859
Assuming "dropped off" means being put in a lander and then kicked out onto the surface, then Venus, because you'd instantly implode and would be dead before you can feel anything.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 09:16:28 UTC No. 16264098

Pluto. I'd like to walk for a bit while my oxygen runs out. Then sit and watch the sky and the distant sun as I send my last message out, knowing I was the loneliest man in the Universe.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 09:22:18 UTC No. 16264107

>>16263859
I'm breaking the restriction and would select Europa so I could die on Lucy.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 09:37:34 UTC No. 16264121

>>16263859
Pluto is not a planet.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 09:42:43 UTC No. 16264126

>>16264121
oh nm, I see the downgrade was to dwarf planet. I probably should've paid more attention some years back instead of being an insular math dude.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 11:05:49 UTC No. 16264187

>>16264121
Anon, dwarf planets are still planets. Do you believe dwarf humans are not humans?

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 11:27:09 UTC No. 16264204

>>16263859
Assuming I'm just kicked onto the surface then Venus would be a quick death.
Others would have you dying from oxygen deprivation in a few minutes anyway.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 11:31:40 UTC No. 16264206

>>16264204
You would die immediately on any planet due to depressurisation.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 11:47:12 UTC No. 16264216

>>16263859
Antichthon

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 13:16:01 UTC No. 16264286

>>16263859
Jupiter would probably be most glorious. Imagine descending straight into that giant ass Earth sized anticyclone. Then again, I don't think you would go far before dying...

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 16:15:37 UTC No. 16264449

>>16264098
based

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 19:14:31 UTC No. 16264754

>>16264187
According to you, are the celestial objects classified as "minor planets" planets?

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 19:53:07 UTC No. 16264830

>>16263859
MARS of course

>why?
vgh...

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 20:05:24 UTC No. 16264845

>>16263859
Nibiru of course.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 20:14:23 UTC No. 16264860

>>16263859
>Implying fags ITT wouldn't pick Uranus

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 20:39:47 UTC No. 16264904

>>16263859
Planet 10.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 20:39:57 UTC No. 16264905

>>16263876
This desu.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 20:51:10 UTC No. 16264919

>>16263859
I'd like to sky-dive Jupiter's Red Spot in a space suit until I was crushed into jelly. Alternatively, I'd like to get ass-naked on Pluto and frozen into a superconducting sentient icicle like the Larry Niven story, "Wait It Out".

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 23:16:54 UTC No. 16265124

Send OP to luna with full of silicon life-like coconut crab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANx2iSs53AQ

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 00:25:26 UTC No. 16265191

>>16264098
I wouldn't mind dying on a Pluto with a population larger than modern Earth

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 05:26:55 UTC No. 16265501

>>16263859
Mercury cuz it'd be painless
All the others you'd burn for a few moments

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 09:06:01 UTC No. 16265699

>>16265191
That looks kino. What's it from?

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 11:17:29 UTC No. 16265812

>>16265124
This is so fake and gay.
There is no way it could hear a fart in the vacuum.

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 11:18:20 UTC No. 16265813

>>16265812
Why u tlkn bout' farts bro? U ok?

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 13:06:31 UTC No. 16265896

>>16264187
>Anon, dwarf planets are still planets.
Yah, I sorta saved face in time. See >>16264126

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 16:14:01 UTC No. 16266144

>>16264126
It's a decision still highly debated.
As for me I think it's actually more interesting how pluto is a KBO instead of a conventional planet

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 16:33:57 UTC No. 16266161

>>16266144
How do they not collide? Do they have a perfect resonance?

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 16:44:50 UTC No. 16266168

>>16266161
The are in resonance and pluto's orbit is tilted but yet it's not a trivial question.
As far as we know they shouldn't collide even in the future.