🧵 Sperm Under Microscope
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 20:21:52 UTC No. 16264882
Any lab techs here?
Looking at sperm under a microscope and saw this giant cluster. Looked at 30-40 slides and it was the first time seeing something like this. What is it? Is it a cluster of thousands of dead sperm? There was no movement.
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 20:33:00 UTC No. 16264896
>>16264882
Anon...
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 20:53:30 UTC No. 16264922
>>16264896
Yes anon?
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 20:55:36 UTC No. 16264925
>>16264890
Can your sperm photosynthesize?
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 21:05:01 UTC No. 16264939
>>16264923
Looking at things under a microscope is in fact science
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 21:07:19 UTC No. 16264941
>>16264939
>gay stuff is science
is this what they're teaching at universities these days?
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 21:08:08 UTC No. 16264945
>>16264882
Those are mutant ovaries. You're female now.
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 21:23:06 UTC No. 16264969
That's disgusting
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 21:24:56 UTC No. 16264976
>>16264945
not just female. totally sterile, i'd imagine.
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 21:35:18 UTC No. 16264989
>>16264890
>>16264896
you are vaxxed and the little guys are paralyzed
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 21:38:17 UTC No. 16264993
>>16264903
>sperm tadpole grows into sperm frog
nature is truly beautiful
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 22:04:41 UTC No. 16265028
It’s sad I have to go to Reddit because 4chan isn’t good for anything other than being edgy and attempting to be funny
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 08:55:44 UTC No. 16265690
>>16264882
Shouldn't there be a tail? No tail, no motion.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 09:18:26 UTC No. 16265710
>>16264882
Anon, I think you might be infertile
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 09:19:19 UTC No. 16265712
>>16264882
lab technician here
what you have here is immobile sperm, this can happen if the semen is left exposed for too long or it can happen if you are infertile
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 09:25:16 UTC No. 16265715
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 09:29:36 UTC No. 16265717
>>16264882
please tell me that you haven't just ejaculated on a slide and that you're not observing your own sperm, that you haven't taken a photo and sent it to the Internet so that people can see your sperm.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 14:16:57 UTC No. 16265973
>>16265712
Makes sense. Lab testing told me I had azoospermia but I wanted to see myself.
So I’m making something but they’re fucked up. Anything I can do to get them to fully develop?
I’m currently 4 months after a varicocele repair surgery.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 14:48:57 UTC No. 16266022
>>16264882
if they don't move they're probably dead
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 15:06:03 UTC No. 16266040
>>16266022
Looks like they never developed a tail
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 15:13:37 UTC No. 16266050
>>16266040
maybe the tails are rolled around them or they decomposed if the cum is old
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 16:10:57 UTC No. 16266140
>>16266050
Sample was about 1 hour old
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 20:41:23 UTC No. 16266562
>>16266140
Old as in how much time it has been inside your body. So if you don't cum for a week, then you produce your sample, this sample is one week old. In this case you should wait a little and then produce another sample.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jul 2024 20:50:35 UTC No. 16266589
>>16264882
Anon, we need a microscopy general for dis shit
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 16:38:57 UTC No. 16267771
>>16264882
Microplastics causing your sperm to clot
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 12:13:33 UTC No. 16268867
>>16264941
>teaching at university
kek
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 18:40:56 UTC No. 16269286
Was it the first time seeing something like this because this is the first time you looked at your fucking cum under a microscope?
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 18:46:20 UTC No. 16269292
>>16264882
I am gay anon wanna swap sperms with eachother ;) I want to feel the internal warmth of your hot sticky fertile seed :p
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 19:28:14 UTC No. 16269357
>>16264890
Sperm should not be green under the microscope. Either this isn't sperm or something's really wrong with you.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 03:00:41 UTC No. 16269874
>>16264882
It unsettles me that theres literally THOUSANDS of little tadpole shits just wriggling around in a wad of my own cum that came from my body. It's really fucking weird if you think about it.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 03:08:27 UTC No. 16269888
>>16264923
>>16264941
Fun fact, the dude who invented the microscope was the one who discovered sperm. For all we know the microscopes sole invention was so some dude could look super close at his own sperm.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 04:14:56 UTC No. 16269947
>>16264989
V A X X E D
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Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 07:15:41 UTC No. 16270048
>>16264882
Try putting it on a slime mold maybe? Idk though lol
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 07:16:50 UTC No. 16270049
>>16269874
Is blood weird as well? Its literally just you
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 07:38:07 UTC No. 16270057
>>16270049
But sperms are all like individually moving with a mind of their own. You don't control them. They are you, but not you.