Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 00:33:11 UTC No. 16266932

do a fancy dance in order to make the black box chuckle

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 00:45:16 UTC No. 16266950

>>16266932
Voodo science. Just piss in a bottle add finger nails and a female Pubic hair and you will see the riches. Das right

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 03:52:29 UTC No. 16267160

>>16266950
>female Pubic hair
Where on earth is OP likely to get his hands on such a substance ?

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 03:56:15 UTC No. 16267164

>>16267160
convert, trim some of his own pubes,then convert back

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 04:28:38 UTC No. 16267204

>>16267164
surely that would never work

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 04:47:29 UTC No. 16267216

>>16266850
Just don't ever open the box, so you can always assume its a winner.

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 13:26:13 UTC No. 16267579

>>16267216
I am in this position right now.

Trouble is, I need the money to save the planet so I have to check the numbers soon.

What is the best way though ?

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 13:45:41 UTC No. 16267590

>>16267579
If dubs then checkem

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 17:12:42 UTC No. 16267808

Is it better to check the ticket when you are already in a bad mood so it doesnt ruin a good mood when you see its not win?

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 17:24:02 UTC No. 16267820

>>16266850

>The contents of the box don't become real until we open the box.

This voodoo shit seriously passes as science?

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 18:31:34 UTC No. 16267894

>>16267820
Its the hiezenburg unclertainly principal and it is misunderstood at best

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 20:20:44 UTC No. 16268042

Not checking to see if I won or not is like edging.

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 23:43:22 UTC No. 16268246

Guys I think I might be ready to collapse the old wave form and check if you know what I am saying

Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 03:25:03 UTC No. 16268401

bubp3

Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 13:21:22 UTC No. 16268939

I still have not checked my ticket

Am I increasing my odds?

Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 13:46:36 UTC No. 16268965

>>16268939

No because enough other minds have already observed enough of the waves to cause a collapse. Better luck next time.

Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 14:26:21 UTC No. 16268995

>>16268965
They have observen the numbers that has been picked, but they have not obsve my ticket

Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 15:09:50 UTC No. 16269018

>>16268995

Their computer knows how many winning tickets are out there. And you don't got one. The lottery is rigged anyway. All the "winners" are family members and shit.

Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 19:14:11 UTC No. 16269340

>>16269018
the computer cannot be the observer only its a window until it gets looked through

Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 19:30:38 UTC No. 16269363

>>16266850
>My question is what ways can increase the odds of winning before you open that box?
By checking these dubs

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 00:59:57 UTC No. 16269764

>>16269363
Anon you failed to acheve the dubs you had worked so hard to obtain

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 02:03:08 UTC No. 16269817

I should have collapse it hours ago when I was feeling so much confidence in who I am as a person

Now all that is gone

Should I wait for it to come back?

I really need this money

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 02:26:52 UTC No. 16269832

>>16269817
>Should I wait for it to come back?
By this I mean my confidence

Also what about taking a huge dose of mushrooms and then checking?

I am really just trying to think outside the box here

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 05:50:01 UTC No. 16270025

>>16266850
Yes, what you can do is perform a double-slit experiment in order to entangle yourself to the lottery system via the ticket you have purchased.

You need to get 2 polarized films and a light source like a flashlight. Put the polarized films on the ticket so that the ticket is obscured. Then flash the flashlight onto the films and move the films around so that photons which have been put in a state of superposition energize the ticket. Make sure to keep the polarized films in motion in order to energize the ticket with as many photons in superposition as possible.

The more you energize the ticket while performing your observation, the more the equations of the Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle will balance in your favor. If you do this consistently, you will be in the money.

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 11:41:52 UTC No. 16270191

>>16270025
this all seems pretty compicated
is there a diagram of this process on the internets somewhere?

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 12:39:47 UTC No. 16270239

>>16266850

>Human minds create reality by observing it and stuff.

People actually fell for this? The contents of the box are already decided whether "magical human consciousness" observes it or not.

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 12:40:48 UTC No. 16270241

>>16270239

What if a retard looks at it. Do the waves still collapse?

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 12:45:51 UTC No. 16270244

>>16270239

Does observer wave collapse prove solipsism? When I'm not looking at something it's not real. It only becomes real when I look at it and the waves collapse?

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 12:57:12 UTC No. 16270256

>>16270244
yes. its meant to be a hint proving that we are all in a similation

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 13:26:21 UTC No. 16270282

>>16270256
>>16270244
Its like that movie Abre Los Ojos where the simulation keeps trying to hint to you that its time to wake up

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 13:32:12 UTC No. 16270289

>>16266850
>You have no way of knowing if the ticket is a winner until the wave field collapses and you look at the ticket.

Wrong, because the numbers are already on the ticket and thus the answer is already known, the wave function collapsed as soon as reality began

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 13:47:28 UTC No. 16270295

>>16270289

But you don't KNOW that. Reality only becomes reality once someone KNOWS it. The slit experiment says so!

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 14:00:05 UTC No. 16270304

>>16270295
The fact that reality exists and there is information about its existence necessitates that the information is already known

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 14:05:23 UTC No. 16270309

The problem with your premise is an external entity already knowing the state of the content in the box.
You don't know, but that wave field already collapsed

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 14:29:38 UTC No. 16270342

>>16270304
false

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 14:42:07 UTC No. 16270351

>>16270342
Read it again slowly lil' crayon eating nigga, you'll figure it out eventually.

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 15:13:56 UTC No. 16270374

>>16270304

>If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it. Yes it still makes a sound!

Not according to quantum mechanics. Get mad.

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 15:22:23 UTC No. 16270380

>>16266850
In a day or so after the draw happens you'll see the billboard adverts with the jackpot amount go up because of no winner so the box is useless and a very stupid idea.

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 16:16:22 UTC No. 16270427

>>16270380
But not from the perspective of my ticket

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 17:41:25 UTC No. 16270508

I have not checked but I am looking over the numbers now and they look like pretty good ones

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 18:14:31 UTC No. 16270549

well I collapse the waveform and there was nothing in it.
these retarded numbers are not even close

I am so dissapointed

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 18:19:32 UTC No. 16270553

>>16266850
The numbers were already observed by their system, it collapsed as soon as it existed. Quantum theory doesn't apply to only you just because you are a solopsistic tardwrangler. Gambling is for dumbs, go kill your self

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 18:40:15 UTC No. 16270571

>>16270553
Do you have a better way for me to get tens of millions of dollars this summer with no resources ?
If so I am all ears

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 18:56:20 UTC No. 16270587

>>16270571
Work for it, like everyone else, pussy

Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 20:06:45 UTC No. 16270674

>>16270587
Work for tens of millions of dollars?

No, everyone ese is not doing that at all

Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jul 2024 11:49:50 UTC No. 16271384

>>16270571
that cant taste good

Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 06:30:03 UTC No. 16272540

>>16266850
I have had a super retarded idea about how to win the lottery using luck. Have you ever had a string of bad luck? You get fired, you get a speeding ticket, you get evicted...whats next? Life sucks and it just seems like bad things keep happening. And then something good finally happens, the lady at the grocery store gives you $5 bucks for some reason, maybe a super hot waitress gives you her number.

What I'm saying is that eventually bad luck will flip, what if you could position your self for the turn around? What if you could time your luck? What if things have gotten about as bad as they can and then you avoid contact with people, you avoid going anywhere so that your life can be on hold momentarily and then when the timing is right go get the lottery ticket.

I realize statistically your chances don't change but in some sort of algorithmic karma way this make sense to me.

🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 06:33:07 UTC No. 16272541

>>16269764
who is this bitch that dropped her panties for Trump?

Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 13:29:44 UTC No. 16272772

>>16272540
>a super hot waitress gives you her number.
>>16272540
false

Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 17:49:13 UTC No. 16273027

>>16270549
The only real way to increase your chances is to buy more tickets.

1 in 300m with 1 ticket
1 in 600k with 500 tickets.

Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 23:06:30 UTC No. 16273371

>>16266850
You are almost as dumb as one of these one-boxing retards in Newcombs paradox.
What has already happened can’t be changed.
Schroedingers thought experiment is also about showing how absurd that is, rather than "demonstrating“ it.

Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 23:38:57 UTC No. 16273415

>>16273371
I dont thing you uderstand the double slit

Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 00:42:24 UTC No. 16273503

>>16270549
You did it wrong holy shit

Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 16:37:39 UTC No. 16274348

>>16273371
holy fuck a two boxer
you're a retard

Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 16:38:13 UTC No. 16274349

>>16273371
Enjoy never getting the million dollars dipshit

Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 05:10:06 UTC No. 16275595

>>16273027
one is 600k will still not be a winner

Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 12:34:49 UTC No. 16275919

I am back in the same situation with a mega million ticket


No idea what to do to make it good
The drawing was last night I think

Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 13:10:47 UTC No. 16275968

>>16271384
They no longer exist since he was cancelled
Also they made people fart real bad

Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 23:45:38 UTC No. 16276724

>>16275919
Those mega million did not pay off

Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 23:55:36 UTC No. 16276730

>>16270374
There is no way for anything to happen without making a sound, retard

Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jul 2024 01:36:19 UTC No. 16276793

>>16276730
You dont understand about that no one was able to hear it anon

Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jul 2024 02:24:50 UTC No. 16276826

>>16276793
Everything which interacts is capable of "hearing"

Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jul 2024 17:25:45 UTC No. 16277533

>>16276826
Yes...right there Aaron...yes

Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jul 2024 13:43:36 UTC No. 16278737

>>16276826
false, it has to comprehend as well

Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jul 2024 00:35:47 UTC No. 16280853

Is it even worth the two bucks for all this heartache?

Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jul 2024 01:10:42 UTC No. 16280876

>>16266850
I've done some experiments with this. I kept having premonitive dreams so whenever I have one that features something that I don't want to happen (i.e a death) I make sure to tell everyone as soon as possible because if it comes true I will have made a documented accurate prediction of the future which can't possibly happen. So far has worked. In a similar vein I will bet on England to lose the Euros tomorrow.

Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jul 2024 01:46:16 UTC No. 16280889

>>16280876
How can I shift that strategy to win the lottery ?

Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jul 2024 15:07:53 UTC No. 16281400

>>16280876
>I've done some experiments with this
what kinds of equipment are you using?