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Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 16:54:06 UTC No. 16267786
i present you: the future of science
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/ar
for me, it's the lemon bone
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 18:02:01 UTC No. 16267865
>>16267786
Why it's always the chinese
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jul 2024 18:07:27 UTC No. 16267871
>>16267844
i hate Temepary carty brough roodoess
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 06:58:01 UTC No. 16268617
>>16267846
This one made me lel genuinely.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 07:16:13 UTC No. 16268631
>>16267865
Unironically because of the american system to value science according to the amount of published papers.
That has led to a proliferation of useless junk, the chinese just took that to the extreme.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 11:41:59 UTC No. 16268838
>>16267786
>>16267865
These asians LITERALLY cannot stop themselves from cheating, scamming and lying.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 11:43:06 UTC No. 16268839
>>16268631
>it's america's fault that the chinese are a culture of lying cheaters and frauds
rent free
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jul 2024 11:43:41 UTC No. 16268840
>>16267844
>Here at Aperture Labs we fire the whole bullet...
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 12:38:10 UTC No. 16270237
>>16267865
Their culture is: If you can cheat, cheat.
sage at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 12:47:38 UTC No. 16270246
>All the biggest scientific scandals (fraud, error, lies) are American in origin, and sometimes European.
>It wasn't the Chinese who bought scientists to tell them that tobacco wasn't dangerous, it was American companies.
>It wasn't the Chinese who bought scientists to tell them that fossil fuels weren't dangerous, it was American companies.
>It wasn't the Chinese who bought scientists to tell them that sugar wasn't the main cause of metabolic and organic disorders, it was American companies.
>It wasn't the Chinese who bought scientists to tell them that feeding meat to herbivores was healthy (mad cow disease), it was American companies.
And yet you cry about the Chinese...
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 12:56:53 UTC No. 16270255
>>16270246
>(((American)))
>(((European)))
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 16:06:48 UTC No. 16270420
>>16268631
>>16268838
>>16270237
Yes, but why do they do it so bluntly. Anyone above the age of 16, could tell something is off about a diagram with giberish words, let alone nonsensical tetrabonded oxygen atoms in those "molecular diagrams". Maybe they're trolling, like that one polish chemist who published made up papers about polish pope's passion for matchbox collecting and got a fat stack of govt ministry of science points.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jul 2024 16:14:23 UTC No. 16270426
>>16270420
They don't read other papers (except to steal) and so they project that and assume that nobody else will read their paper except to steal.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jul 2024 11:03:33 UTC No. 16271363
>>16267865
This is how mongoloids laugh at you.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jul 2024 12:25:31 UTC No. 16271409
>>16267786
>>16267841
>>16267844
>>16267846
Holy shit bros I'm seeing sparks of AGI here
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jul 2024 12:31:41 UTC No. 16271414
>>16271409
that's your schizophrenia triggering
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jul 2024 15:16:11 UTC No. 16271546
>>16267786
i don't see the lemon bone, but i do see a bone labeled "Sins"
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jul 2024 15:20:41 UTC No. 16271548
>>16271546
>i don't see the lemon bone
this one in the top left
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jul 2024 15:38:23 UTC No. 16271560
Someone post the big-dicked squirrel
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jul 2024 21:21:44 UTC No. 16271969
>>16271548
oh, i was expecting a label - all i see there is a grapefruit
and maybe a weird boob
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 07:16:57 UTC No. 16272553
>>16271505
looks like a youtube thumbnail
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 04:43:20 UTC No. 16273709
>>16267786
>mid-journal.com