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Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 22:46:30 UTC No. 16273346
Yes I am a venomous mammal with a beak! I lay eggs!
Yes I know that God is not real and evolution is, but how the fuck do you get this thing? It's like someone designed a creature in Spore.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 22:55:59 UTC No. 16273355
>>16273346
Is it even a mammal? I heard it lays eggs and secretes a milk like substance, but not through nipples.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 22:57:50 UTC No. 16273357
>>16273355
It's a monotreme chud, read a science textbook.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 23:00:54 UTC No. 16273367
>>16273357
Billions must learn
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 23:10:28 UTC No. 16273379
>>16273346
>>16273355
Best picture I could find on such short notice, but the situation more or less is: proto-mammalian beasts, and their mommy milkers, showed up at the start of the Jurassic some time 208 million years ago, and they all laid leathery eggs, but then there was a split in the tree where a portion of the mammals remained egg-laying monotremes, and another portion adopted the strategy of live-birthing a bunch of little jellybeans. Then, again, at 148 million years where another section of mammals decided to invest further into live-birth and actually have a placenta, womb, etc..
So to answer your question: Monotremes could be thought of as hold-outs to the 'original' early mammalian design. A better follow-up question would maybe be, "why is becoming swollen, fat, and helpless from pregnancy, so overwhelmingly advantageous compared to laying a bunch of eggs?"
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 23:15:52 UTC No. 16273385
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 00:23:29 UTC No. 16273467
>>16273346
>Artifact of the simulation
....the evidence is right in front of your faces, but alas you refuse to see the truth staring you in the dick.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 00:33:29 UTC No. 16273490
>>16273379
>"why is becoming swollen, fat, and helpless from pregnancy, so overwhelmingly advantageous compared to laying a bunch of eggs?"
Perhaps looking after a clutch of eggs is actually quite difficult, particularly keeping them warm. You're rendered quite immobile
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 00:37:12 UTC No. 16273498
>>16273490
>Perhaps looking after a clutch of eggs is actually quite difficult, particularly keeping them warm. You're rendered quite immobile
That's actually a pretty good point.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 00:42:36 UTC No. 16273504
>>16273490
This is the non-sense where they think they can make up a fary tale because they are coming at it from an evolutionary perspective. Evolution of the gaps bs.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 01:34:42 UTC No. 16273555
>>16273385
>>16273346
>Mammalian like reptile or pseudo-aves
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 01:36:46 UTC No. 16273556
christcucks are always demanding to see a transitional species
well here it is
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 01:39:36 UTC No. 16273563
>>16273556
that's about as far from a transitional species as you can get, it's just random animal parts thrown together
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 01:41:35 UTC No. 16273565
>>16273556
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anato
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 02:46:05 UTC No. 16273623
>>16273346
>>16273355
>>16273357
>>16273379
>>16273556
>>16273555
>Yes I know that God is not—AAAAAAAACK!
Atheism is a mental disease.
Atheists are just spiteful mutants throwing a tantrum at their Creator because they're abject losers:
>The mutant says in his heart, “there is no God”: the rejection of collective religiosity centred around the worship of moral Gods is associated with high mutational load
https://archive.vn/aNzyf
Atheists ought to be barred from public life altogether, for the good of society.