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Anonymous No. 16273541

How do I use the scientific method to find a girlfriend?

Anonymous No. 16273543

>>16273541
stop doing what doesn't work

Anonymous No. 16273575

>>16273541
>Define the question you want to ask: How to find a girlfriend?
>Collect a large dataset containing the physical and non physical characteristics of men with girlfriends, defining the variables collected using human psychology/mating theory as a reference and as a justification for the legitimacy of the correlations.
>Create a model that utilizes that data to try and find correlated relationships between a "yes" girlfriend status and your independent variables.
>Run the regression and review your model for potential unmitigated bias and remediate. You could also do an overall significance test here to ensure that at least one of the independent variables in your study does meaningfully change the likelihood of having a girlfriend.
>Hypothesis test your independent variables to locate the significant relationships that exist between your dependent and independent variables where a change in your independent variable may result in a greater likelihood of having a girlfriend or the inverse.
>Begin integrating or working towards your significant positive independent variables and record your results.
or
>You could just go outside, socialize, improve your physical looks as much as you can while trying to actively be a part of your community and you'll most likely just end up with a girlfriend along the way.

>Whichever way you want to go I'm just glad you're thinking about how to change your situation, thanks for trying anon.

No GF No. 16273580

>>16273575
This seems like a lot of work. Is there a Bill Nye episode that I watch instead?

Anonymous No. 16273582

>>16273541
Go to Africa
Since demand for white men exceeds supply of white men there you are statistically more likely to find girlfriend there
or just go to Japan and hope to get lucky since jap girls are usually cuter than african girls

Anonymous No. 16273588

>>16273580
Hmm, if both of these options are too much work you may want to consider conjuring an imaginary girlfriend in your mind, and then delving into loneliness and addiction until you break mentally and she becomes essentially real to you?

No GF No. 16273589

>>16273588
I already tried this. But I didn't break and she's still fake to me.
Digits checked

Anonymous No. 16273593

>>16273589
Well at least you are resistant to schizophrenia so that's good. I think your best option is to consult a psychiatrist and physician to see if anything physically or mentally is stopping you from putting in the effort to get what you want in life. You may have an undiagnosed condition that through medical intervention could result in you being able to make the changes required to get there.

No GF No. 16273595

>>16273593
Thank you for your advice. I will take it to heart.