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Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 01:48:20 UTC No. 16275439
Millennials will live to 170+ years.
Enjoy the suffering elf nerds.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 01:49:08 UTC No. 16275442
>>16275439
Millenials will die in their nursing home shitting and pissing under their own pants at 80 y/o
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 01:50:22 UTC No. 16275445
>>16275442
Yes... that's what they will wish happened. Only booms will get to enjoy that nature demise.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 01:51:08 UTC No. 16275446
>>16275439
>to 170+ years.
Lmao,no
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 02:03:49 UTC No. 16275462
>>16275439
No, we will die between 70 and 80 like our bronze age ancestors.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 02:06:06 UTC No. 16275469
>>16275439
>Two more weeks!
How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe nonsense like this?
Science has "progressed" to a point now where they can't even define what a woman is.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 02:46:47 UTC No. 16275503
You have be warned.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 03:31:58 UTC No. 16275538
>>16275469
nigga we already have rapamycin and senolytics commercially available with stem cells and gene therapies in the pipeline
just stop it already with this low IQ deathist cope
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 03:56:30 UTC No. 16275558
>>16275538
>rapamycin
Discovered in the 1970s. That's when the average human lifespan went from 20 years to 75, right bitch?
>senolytics
Two more weeks until those actually prove effective?
There is no medicinal cure for the consequences of your shitty life choices.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 03:58:12 UTC No. 16275561
>>16275439
Maybe the top 0.1% of Millenials, sure
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 06:05:13 UTC No. 16275626
>>16275439
>wanting to wage for 170 years
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 06:10:31 UTC No. 16275632
>>16275439
Vaxxies will all die within the next 2 years.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 07:04:13 UTC No. 16275679
>>16275626
Living that long would be fine if it were due to the aging process being slowed rather than just finding more ways to keep the body alive despite system after system failing.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 07:18:26 UTC No. 16275683
Sex with Jessica Biel
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 07:21:26 UTC No. 16275684
>>16275683
Sex is hard on the body and reduces lifespan.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 07:38:46 UTC No. 16275688
Glowies are getting desperate to bump inoculating threads
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 08:13:52 UTC No. 16275718
>>16275558
>There is no medicinal cure for the consequences of your shitty life choices.
>>16275679
>aging process being slowed rather than just finding more ways to keep the body alive despite system after system failing.
people on here literally don't google scholar. for example, you can likely prevent your alcoholism from causing pancreatitis by drinking pomegrante cocktails. don't believe me? go look it up there and try to disprove it.
>there are tons more examples. Brian Johnson is doing some things right, but also taking a lot of snake oil and turning granny-tranny.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 12:54:51 UTC No. 16275939
>>16275683
Yes.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 13:33:30 UTC No. 16275999
>>16275718
It's difficult to take Brian Johnson serious because many of his treatments are focused on the visual aspects of aging rather than the systems behind them. No one interested in longevity should go anywhere near hair dye and yet he bathes in that shit.
Something like black henna could in theory be low risk but the FDA frequently prosecutes producers of it for toxic adulterations. "Natural" plant dyes are obvious in their use so whatever he is using, it's not completely natural (which doesn't guarantee it being harmless anyway).
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 13:43:51 UTC No. 16276003
>>16275558
this nigga doesnt even know who aubrey de grey is
this nigga doesnt even know senolytics are being tested successfully in the robust mouse rejuvenation study
this nigga is a literal sub 125 IQ subhuman who shouldn't be allowed to own a computer
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 16:20:09 UTC No. 16276128
>>16276003
>aubrey de grey is
You are a glorious OP, you should provide your asshole to donors of SENS research.