Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jul 2024 10:14:06 UTC No. 16281211

>inb4 "but metal oxides have higher mass than pure metal"
Phlogiston has negative mass. Problem solved.

Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jul 2024 00:13:59 UTC No. 16281799

>>16281211
so we can use it to make a warp drive?

Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jul 2024 00:25:48 UTC No. 16281813

>>16281799
Dark Phlogistons prevent this

Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jul 2024 00:37:33 UTC No. 16281827

>>16280960
True, Phlogistons are how the world really works.

Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jul 2024 01:04:57 UTC No. 16281841

>>16280960
Go back to your containment board, incel.

Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jul 2024 17:26:15 UTC No. 16282605

>>16280960
You have found an ancient rare pokemon. The elite four don't like talking about these, just trust that all of the pokemon we currently have are actually real and not extinct.

Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jul 2024 17:59:29 UTC No. 16282631

>>16280960
Good, then I'll keep my Phlogiston shares

Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jul 2024 23:32:05 UTC No. 16282996

>>16281813
What if we gave them complex mass?