Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jul 2024 18:48:39 UTC No. 16285413

How many Turtles have been on the moon?

Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jul 2024 18:59:54 UTC No. 16285431

>>16285413
1) Humans have not been to the moon
2) Even if they did (they didn't) just a handful of them have been to the moon, me and you will never go to the moon and we will live 1/2 of a tortoise natural lifespan. I would rather add 70 years to my lifespan than go to the fucking moon (a barren rock) anyway

Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jul 2024 19:14:33 UTC No. 16285452

>>16285410
>Tortoises can live up to 150 years
NOT IF YOU FEED THEM FLIPPING SPAGHETTI

Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jul 2024 22:24:07 UTC No. 16285633

>>16285413
bro racemixing ruined us we wont touch that rock again for a million more years

by then another species may actually have fucking done it too

Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jul 2024 23:48:58 UTC No. 16285750

>>16285413
how is being on the moon going to help you live longer?

Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jul 2024 00:56:18 UTC No. 16285830

>>16285750
It doesn't. But OP said humans were a pathetic species in compassion. I don't know of any Turtles that built a Saturn V rocket.

Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jul 2024 01:14:24 UTC No. 16285850

>>16285830
>I don't know of any Turtles that built a Saturn V rocket.
I don't know of any turtles who deliberately enslave their entire race and turn lives into a commodity, all your technological marvels are just toys for dopamine hits

Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jul 2024 01:15:28 UTC No. 16285851

>>16285850
>I don't know of any turtles who deliberately enslave their entire race
You say this like it's a bad thing
Go back to your freshman sociology class

Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jul 2024 01:17:09 UTC No. 16285853

>>16285410
I'd take even 50 human years over 150 boring-ass turtle years

Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jul 2024 01:18:09 UTC No. 16285854

>>16285850
if turtles were smarter they'd figure out easy dopamine hits instead of working for them
booyakasha

Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jul 2024 01:19:43 UTC No. 16285857

>>16285851
>t. -Berg

Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jul 2024 01:24:58 UTC No. 16285864

>>16285431
how many tortoises get to jerk off to unlimited free AI porn whenever they want to?

Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jul 2024 01:39:32 UTC No. 16285880

>>16285431
okay but a tortoise lives twice as long and does the same things it did in its first 10 years over and over for the next 140

Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jul 2024 02:30:45 UTC No. 16285928

>>16285410

Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jul 2024 02:32:19 UTC No. 16285930

We are a pathetic species because we created entire societies with infrastructure just to put obstacles in exercising our own sexuality, and so that we could punish natural sexual activity even if the people involved agree to it. Humanity is a joke of a species

Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jul 2024 05:47:58 UTC No. 16286070

>>16285452
Tortoises can have a little spaghetti, as a treat

Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jul 2024 19:28:10 UTC No. 16287621

yum pasta