Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jul 2024 21:52:18 UTC No. 16291488

drop a few sheets of tp in before dropping your dook

Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jul 2024 22:09:48 UTC No. 16291511

>>16291476
>How would you make a toilet that never has splashback on your butt?
they've been around for decades dummy. Sounds like you're in the US, where toilets are still a bowl or water awaiting your turd drop, lol

Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jul 2024 22:11:39 UTC No. 16291514

>>16291476
t. americlap

Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jul 2024 00:47:06 UTC No. 16291681

>>16291476
shit in cylinder
have it whisked away

Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jul 2024 01:26:26 UTC No. 16291711

>>16291476
Make it like 20 feet deep, the drops of piss and shit water will never reach that high.

Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jul 2024 02:01:32 UTC No. 16291722

>>16291476
Put a bunch of blunted spikes in the bottom of the bowl that extend up to the water surface, to break up shit as it lands.

Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jul 2024 03:16:41 UTC No. 16291754

>>16291476
What country are you from? Toilet splash in the US is very rare

>>16291514
Oh cool a shitstain gallery so germans don't have to travel overseas to the guggenheim