Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jul 2024 17:03:26 UTC No. 16293596

Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jul 2024 17:20:17 UTC No. 16293631

>DO YOU DO POISON?
>>No, sir, this is a Science and Math board.
>WHAT ABOUT DISCUSSING THE CHEMISTRY OF POISONS?
>>Yes, sir, that would be considered on topic.
>ARE THERE ANY STANDARD CHEMICAL FORMULAS FOR MAKING POISONS?
>>Some.
>WHAT WOULD THOSE POISONS TO DO A PERSON--I MEAN PIGEON?
>>Sir, please don't poison anyone.
>WHAT? I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS. ISN'T THAT WHAT THIS BOARD IS ALL ABOUT? I HAVE A PERSON THAT NEEDS KILLING--I MEAN PIGEONS THAT NEED KILLING. WHAT ABOUT ENGINEERING? COULD YOU BUILD SOME SORT OF PIGEON-KILLING CONTRAPTION?
>>Conceivably.
>COULD IT BE UPSCALED TO KILL A PARTICULARLY LARGE PIGEON? A SORT OF PERSON-SIZED PIGEON?
>>I suppose so.
>WHAT ABOUT RADIATION? COULD YOU KILL A PIGEON WITH RADIATION?
>>Quite probably.
>HOW WOULD THEY DIE!? WOULD THEY MUTATE INTO A HORRIBLE ABOMINATION BEGGING FOR DEATH? OR WOULD THEY JUST BREAK OUT IN PUSTULES UNTIL THEIR SKIN SLOUGHS OFF THEIR BONES.
>>I suppose the latter.
>DO YOU HAVE ANY RADIATION THAT AFFECTS THE FACE? WOULD IT MAKE THEIR FACE SWELL HORRIBLY AND THEN MELT OFF? WHAT WOULD RADIATION DO TO THIS FACE?
>>I don't know, sir.
>DO YOU KNOW ANY GOOD TEXTBOOKS ABOUT RADIATION?
>>Introductory Nuclear Physics by Krane.
>SPOT ON.

Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jul 2024 17:30:35 UTC No. 16293642

>>16293587
Activists claim you shouldn't throw rice at weddings because birds will eat it and die.

Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jul 2024 17:47:34 UTC No. 16293667

>>16293631
Kek

Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jul 2024 18:53:11 UTC No. 16293755

>>16293642
Yeah but you have to feed them loads to the point it's not worth it.

Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jul 2024 18:57:53 UTC No. 16293762

Would pidgeons eat rat poison if you mix it with grain? I think that is the solution