Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 11:28:09 UTC No. 16294557

Unbirth when?

Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 12:20:51 UTC No. 16294597

>>16294553
he's gonna shave when he starts selling his anti agent drug and will tell anyone "look how younger I look now, that means it works"

Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 14:37:45 UTC No. 16294745

>>16294553
In 8-10 years

Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 14:47:33 UTC No. 16294756

>asking for the horror of eternal life

Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 14:48:53 UTC No. 16294757

When will AI figure out how to make us eternally young and healthy so it can torture us forever in ways we can't imagine.

🗑️ Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 14:51:01 UTC No. 16294761

>>16294553
please kill yourself

Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 15:02:06 UTC No. 16294776

>>16294553
>research biosculpting
>click "Begin Age Reversal Cycle"

Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 16:11:14 UTC No. 16294856

>>16294553
right after you die faggot

Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 16:16:29 UTC No. 16294863

>>16294756
the people who don't wanna live can still rope

Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 16:29:48 UTC No. 16294873

>>16294756
Oh no death is optional the horror.

Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 16:40:01 UTC No. 16294886

>>16294873
>optional
my sweet summer child

🗑️ Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 16:53:32 UTC No. 16294896

>>16294886
yes, I've been seeing this exact shitty longevity garbage getting spammed on this board recently. must be summerfags because if they ever did any research into longevity they have to know it's 99% junk science. you will never be immortal retards.

Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 17:21:07 UTC No. 16294929

>>16294756
Skill issue

Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 17:29:38 UTC No. 16294937

>>16294553
Already there... You just need to read a lot to get trough stuff and figure out yourself.

Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 18:18:22 UTC No. 16294981

>>16294756
You can still die from violence or natural disease, obviously.

Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 18:26:24 UTC No. 16294993

>>16294981
the machines will know exactly how much suffering to apply without killing you until heat death of the universe. enjoy.

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 09:52:39 UTC No. 16295841

Make sure to stay alive until at least 2060, good things could happen in the future

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 10:14:02 UTC No. 16295849

>>16294553
Hopefully soon. Too bad this pretty makes death necessarily by causes that are violent in some way. No more peaceful death is what is ultimately bought. Regardless, I wanna see if there are aliens, so I'd take the pill if they'd let me.

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 10:31:36 UTC No. 16295864

>>16294553
I hope there's at least some major leaps coming in longevity in my lifetime

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 10:35:14 UTC No. 16295867

>>16294993
Sounds sexy. If I could have a carafe of my own liquid suffering and an Edwardian lounging coat I'd have a jolly good time. Maybe a fat cigar too.

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 10:50:46 UTC No. 16295884

>>16294553
>Age reversal when?

The day after fusion power...
about 20 years from now

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 12:43:09 UTC No. 16295955

>>16294557
Just track back all your life steps until you return to the womb bro

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 14:58:05 UTC No. 16296058

>>16294553
Nao!
Rejuvenation Chamber:
>Make sure you can see the machine working on smaller mammals and such in prototypes.
My pet rat pibbles screamed for three fucking hours after a rejuvenation, and the animals that came before him were not able to save their memories the first few tries. So it's extremely fucking painful, but if it's perfected, you should see it work right. The amniotic fluid can also be doped with pain killers. Make sure you see the rat be able to perform a memory trick or puzzle solve in its old age before rejuvenating. If it worked the rat should be able to remember the trick.

Healer Suite:
>Life Extension Lvl 100:
>(glitch, may be patched out):
"To rejuvenate and HEAL MOST ANY ILLNESS OR DAMAGE. Combine the capabilities of a Turritopsis Dohrnii Jellyfish and any Moth or Butterfly. The butterfly has the blueprint for how to transfer memory between biological states, and the jellyfish can restore your bodies youth." Alternatively just fill in the damaged tissue with stem cells, or reopen scar tissue with an abrasive material and float in an incubator.
(Ask an Ai for the exact methodology):https://beta.character.ai/

Incubator Level 15:
https://youtu.be/LWpsJIFbdIo [Open]

The Level 100 "Spell" can be combined with CRISPr during a rejuvenation process to effectively transform the body into any genetically spliced shape with memories intact if done correctly. Man into woman. Woman into man. Cat into dog. Etc.

>*sadly begins welding together a plexiglass tank*
>*drearily slumps over to store to purchase computer parts*
>*mopes as he buys 10,000 eggs to harvest their egg whites for amniotic fluid*
>*buys ultraviolet crystal to purify the amniotic fluid through a filter cycler*
>*unhappily buys rubber tubing*

First Impulse Rule:
"The "soul" of a person will continue to exist in body so long as the first electromagnetic impulse remains unbroken."

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 17:19:47 UTC No. 16296201

>>16294553
>be born rich
>drink beer
>...
>profit

have fun Aubrey.

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 17:31:42 UTC No. 16296214

>>16294756
start with yourself then

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 18:17:52 UTC No. 16296269

>>16294756
Life would be good if you lived long enough and medical tech could make you young. Eventually compound interest would make you rich. Only problem would be the social problems that afflict the elderly such as cynicism, i wonder if there will be a cure for that

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 18:19:44 UTC No. 16296272

>>16296269
I prefer to be adult. Child parts aren't fully developed and are decrepid.

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 18:21:41 UTC No. 16296274

>>16296269
Look Son, there ain't no cure for being a faggot. You ought know this before you continue posting about meds.

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 18:24:36 UTC No. 16296278

>>16296269
>Life

Stopped reading there.

>pretends to understand complex subject with -50 IQ
>You need 300 IQ to discuss 'Life'.

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 18:42:59 UTC No. 16296305

>>16294756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBVCi0PmW24
>If that's clinical immortality, I'd settle for a few thousand years. Even five hundred would be pretty nice.

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 18:54:24 UTC No. 16296316

>>16294553
If you google scholar it, there are already plenty of performance-enhancing supplements out there that improve your general health such as ashwagandha, astaxanthin, and boron, among many others.

I'm not sure when we're getting to true "age reversal" but I will say that I supplement a stack not quite as big as Brian Johnsons and the A.I. age detectors think my face looks 6 years younger than my chronological age.

Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 19:44:40 UTC No. 16296373

>>16296274
the pro aging trance in full effect everyone