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Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 04:32:18 UTC No. 16295624
>Dark Oxygen
Why are scientists so creatively bankrupt?
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 05:02:01 UTC No. 16295648
>>16295624
I think creative people have been selected out of academia
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 05:16:36 UTC No. 16295657
>>16295624
This is the one time it actually makes sense.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 05:21:13 UTC No. 16295663
>>16295624
Imagine braiding it's tendrils and calling it pretty.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 06:36:20 UTC No. 16295711
>>16295624
this could have saved floyds life if we had known about it before.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 07:07:29 UTC No. 16295737
>>16295624
this>>16295657
all surface oxygen is produced trough photosyntesis
therefore oxygen producen without light (or dark oxygen if you will) is something speciall and worth research
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 07:12:28 UTC No. 16295745
>>16295624
>Why are scientists so creatively bankrupt?
hmm, indeed, another "dark" thing.
What other names could they have come up with instead?
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 07:38:36 UTC No. 16295766
>>16295624
Well, I guess we won't be mining those nodules now.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 08:00:19 UTC No. 16295785
>>16295745
occult oxygen
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 08:06:32 UTC No. 16295790
>>16295745
oxygen of the depths
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 08:46:05 UTC No. 16295808
>>16295745
abyssoxigen
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 08:58:21 UTC No. 16295819
>>16295745
Void oxygen
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 09:02:45 UTC No. 16295825
>>16295745
African-american oxygen
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 09:45:44 UTC No. 16295838
>>16295745
>>16295785
>>16295790
>>16295808
>>16295819
>>16295825
it doesn't need a special name, it's oxygen.
Do we give oxygen a fancy name just because it comes from photosynthesis? Off course not.
So it's just oxygen, and it's another source.
There's oxygen from photosynthesis, and there's oxygen from polymetallic nodules, that's it. There's no need to fancy-name everything.
Let's not be stupid and keep it sober by avoiding trendy names.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 09:46:31 UTC No. 16295839
>>16295825
basketball oxygen
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 10:34:19 UTC No. 16295865
>>16295838
but how are you supposed to sell your discovery to pop-sci normies and collect social media clout if you wont give it a cool name?
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 10:36:33 UTC No. 16295870
>>16295838
dishonest oxygen
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 11:17:11 UTC No. 16295897
>>16295745
Doxygen, because they revealed where it comes from
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 12:32:13 UTC No. 16295942
>>16295745
Deep Oxygen
There, done.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 14:38:57 UTC No. 16296035
>>16295745
Oxygen z.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 16:11:44 UTC No. 16296128
>>16295624
Most probably the term was coined by some urinalists, that is some woke retard piece of shit.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 17:43:29 UTC No. 16296226
>>16295865
>but how are you supposed to sell your discovery to pop-sci normies and collect social media clout if you wont give it a cool name?
I hate how right you are, argh.
Science was fucking cool when it was just science, before click-harvesting was invented.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 19:35:43 UTC No. 16296361
>>16295624
>dark oxygen
killing these people can't happen soon enough. Holy fucken shit
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 19:40:27 UTC No. 16296366
Dark Oxygen is one of the components in Ice-Nine. Scientists shouldn't be messing with it.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jul 2024 20:26:43 UTC No. 16296442
>>16296366
We're all the way up to ice nineteen already. It's too late to turn back.
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Jul 2024 20:14:08 UTC No. 16297815
>Dark Oxygen
lol, i guess those retards must have dark IQ points too
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Jul 2024 21:13:35 UTC No. 16297903
>>16295737
It isn't anything special. Variety of chemicals go reduction reaction to release oxygen without light. Eg oxides can be heated to give oxygen. Some organisms convert hydrogen peroxide to oxygen and water through enzymes
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 00:10:23 UTC No. 16298142
Golly, do we know of a process that can produce oxygen from water?
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 05:04:02 UTC No. 16298475
>>16295648
Yep, creativity makes you a crank and a crackpot, so you are going to be filtered if you deviate from the academy. Creativity inherently makes you less rigourous, and finding non-existent patterns and connections between things, it also makes you more open, which means being more open to retarded shit like astrology. Creative people are all dumb cranks, luckily they're going to be filtered by artificial intelligence, which they can continue seething about I guess
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 05:15:41 UTC No. 16298482
>>16295648
>I think creative people have been selected out of academia
high IQ people have been selected out
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 05:19:59 UTC No. 16298489
>>16298482
t. 115 IQ
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Jul 2024 04:01:21 UTC No. 16299905
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Jul 2024 04:33:07 UTC No. 16299938
>>16298482
Those 7 people laughing are incredibly based. That one pretentious loser is cringe and deserves to be bullied.
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Jul 2024 11:09:59 UTC No. 16300218
>>16295745
Oxygenum Obsucra
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Jul 2024 22:36:27 UTC No. 16301016
>>16299938
If he was legitimately high IQ he would be able to outsmart the others and turn the predicament to his advantage
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jul 2024 13:08:01 UTC No. 16301758
Unholy Oxygen
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 19:01:13 UTC No. 16303539
>dark oxygen
lmao this can't be real
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 19:04:22 UTC No. 16303544
>>16295648
Fpbp
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 19:11:03 UTC No. 16303550
>>16298482
>high iq CHILDREN have been selected out
fixed
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 20:05:25 UTC No. 16303620
>>16295624
>dark oxygen
Did they find the dark matter periodic table equivalent of oxygen?
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 20:07:06 UTC No. 16303621
>>16301016
>t. one of those people who told people to "adapt" to the cz-75 when it was overpowered
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 21:32:22 UTC No. 16303726
>>16297903
It is if it means you can mass produce oxygen on an industrial scale instead of having to take it from the environment. Especially if you can directly convert carbon dioxide to oxygen without the need for photosynthesis.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 21:39:48 UTC No. 16303734
>>16303726
inb4 muh electrolysis
Pic related
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 22:14:18 UTC No. 16303788
>>16295648
Creativity is correlated with IQ though. Unless you're saying academia's all tards and smart people go for private sector money instead.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 22:15:20 UTC No. 16303789
>>16298482
If he was really high IQ he'd have known to pee
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 23:41:38 UTC No. 16303882
>>16295745
aphotic oxygen might be a decent fit desu
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 23:22:48 UTC No. 16305140
>>16303734
fresh water is converted to fuel via the corn ethanol process which has no negative environmental impact.
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Aug 2024 03:16:26 UTC No. 16306495
>>16295624
They should have called it Weird Oxygen
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Aug 2024 16:29:38 UTC No. 16307252
>>16295648
>>16295624
Its called this because it is made in the absence of light.
Would you prefer they rip the name from a scifi book like every other term in science?
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Aug 2024 01:42:52 UTC No. 16307889
Anonymous at Sun, 4 Aug 2024 03:19:57 UTC No. 16309318
>95% of the universe is made of dark oxygen
Anonymous at Sun, 4 Aug 2024 06:28:33 UTC No. 16309499
>>16295624
bc it's bullshit anyway. you cannot get o2 by electrolysis of seawater
Anonymous at Sun, 4 Aug 2024 15:36:04 UTC No. 16309838
>>16295897
Underwatered