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Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jul 2024 03:57:21 UTC No. 16301361
>be european dude
>"damn this shiny shit has 13 protons"
>call it aluminum
>show the whole world
>be american
>"hey euros, i used aluminum to manufacture some —"
>"UMM ACTUALLY its a-loo-MIN-ee-um not a-LOO-min-um … youre supposed to spell it with an ‘I’ … stupid fucking americans…"
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jul 2024 04:15:53 UTC No. 16301381
>>16301361
>call it aluminum
>a-loo
you’re not fooling anyone pajeet
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jul 2024 09:53:56 UTC No. 16301598
>>16301361
>call it alumium
FTFY
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jul 2024 11:09:10 UTC No. 16301663
>>16301361
What are nukes made from, according to you? Plutonum and uranum? What minerals do you eat, sodum, potassum and magnesum? Come on.
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jul 2024 15:09:48 UTC No. 16301888
>>16301663
>yeah dude this jewelry has platinium
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jul 2024 16:52:13 UTC No. 16302005
>>16301361
I'm polish and the fucking chucklefuck in charge of of naming elements decided "aluminium" should be called "glin" for some dumb fucking reason. The kicker? We still call the actual metal "aluminium", but need to memorize and use an entirely different word for the element because fuck you. I wish i could go back in time just to beat that guy up.
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jul 2024 20:53:07 UTC No. 16302404
>>16302005
reddit-tier blatherings
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jul 2024 21:07:31 UTC No. 16302429
>>16301361
Wait until you learn about waterstuff: that's Dutch for hydrogen and dihydrogen.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 12:02:11 UTC No. 16303148
>>16302005
In flemish the word for iodine and jew is the same.
>Allright class, next step is to dissolve your jew in the acid.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 12:44:00 UTC No. 16303175
>>16303148
>hey kids, look, this is Jew in gas form
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 12:47:09 UTC No. 16303178
>>16301888
>the lanthanium series is also called the rare earths
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 12:51:14 UTC No. 16303180
>>16301361
It's neither, it's called aluminium
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 12:55:48 UTC No. 16303189
>>16302404
I will shit in your open mouth, bet you'd like that.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 14:43:10 UTC No. 16303317
>>16303189
How bout I geld your balls and fit them up your ass how bout that huh?
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 20:11:42 UTC No. 16303630
>>16301361
>aluminum!
>aluminium!
meanwhile in poland
>glin
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jul 2024 21:27:16 UTC No. 16303722
>>16301361
Next you'll notice that the term "soccer" was invented and popularized in Britain.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 06:52:04 UTC No. 16304323
>>16303317
You're such a fucking tease
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 09:03:41 UTC No. 16304423
>>16301361
Spell it right, amerisharts.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 09:04:53 UTC No. 16304426
>>16302005
How do non-english speaking people do scientific research? It seems almost impossible. Hell how do you even program in a non-english language.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 09:05:55 UTC No. 16304427
>>16302429
Yep and oxygen is "sour-stuff" because it makes acid which tastes sour if you drink it. You can see this on the original V2 plans.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 10:10:51 UTC No. 16304468
>>16302005
is it hard to memorize because it doesn't have a handful of z's, p's, and k's sprinkled in it?
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 11:17:18 UTC No. 16304509
>>16303722
So that we could distinguish rugby football from association football
Rugger
Soccer
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 12:02:24 UTC No. 16304533
>>16304426
>How do non-english speaking people do scientific research?
They don't
>Hell how do you even program in a non-english language
You don't
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 16:08:57 UTC No. 16304723
>>16304423
We are. :)
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Aug 2024 03:47:36 UTC No. 16306519
>>16301361
It's *actually* A-Loo-Na-Mum
Tisk
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Aug 2024 03:50:13 UTC No. 16306523
>>16306519
It's an unlucky metal because it has thirteen protons in its Nuke-You-Lus
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Aug 2024 10:17:22 UTC No. 16306834
Al-yoo-minny-um