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Anonymous No. 16304273

why are humans such wimps?

Anonymous No. 16304277

>>16304273
we stopped that hanging from trees stuff a while ago anon. Challenge a gorilla to a running race and then laugh at it instead.

Anonymous No. 16304328

>>16304273
>don't need high grip strength for anything anymore
>still casually mog most primates, especially with traning
Sounds like a win for humans to me

Anonymous No. 16304348

>>16304277
chimps sprint faster than us on all fours

Anonymous No. 16304349

2500 years ago Hanno the navigator, a major naval figure from Carthage, set sail on one of the great voyages of discovery. He sailed from the Mediterranean out of the straights of Gibraltar to explore the coast of Africa with a fleet of 60 ships, he worked his way down the coast past Mauritania to subsaharan Africa where he found his surprise that the people there all had "burnt skin" as he described it, which is to say they were negroes. After meeting people like this for a while every time his ships made landfall, Hanno eventually came to an island off the coast of what is now Cameroon that was filled with burnt skin people who were very hairy and extremely unruly. He named this tribe "Gorillas".
Because Hanno was not influenced by our modern ideas of species he had to call things as he saw them and he was unable to differentiate between gorillas and African negroes other than that the gorillas were hairier.

If he had tested their grip strength maybe he would have understood

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Anonymous No. 16304359

>>16304273
>why are humans such wimps?
it's not a competition, anon.

Anonymous No. 16304512

>>16304273
Brain > Brawn

Anonymous No. 16304624

>>16304348
I dunno, they seem to go pretty limp when I run them over in my car.

Anonymous No. 16304880

>>16304273
Let's see that ape run a marathon. Oh wait, it can't. What a whimp ahahaha

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Anonymous No. 16304927

Who needs strength, when you've got a huge dick ?

Anonymous No. 16304928

>>16304880
Also throw something hard yet with high accuracy.

Anonymous No. 16304940

>>16304273
Evolution made us weak, victory has defeated us