🗑️ 🧵 Chess determines your life's value
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 17:46:21 UTC No. 16304800
Here's the breakdown - Have you ever lost a game at chess? Do you lose frequently? The reason is because - you're actually retarded. Do you think a perfect SAT/GPA/College diploma will save you from being considered a retard?
>If you can't even beat me at a children's game
>None of your credentials matter
If you want to prove yourself intellectually, you need to master the game. If you can't, it simply means you're incompetent. After all, if you can't even develop the mental faculties to play a board game, how can you trust yourself to do virtually anything in life?
>If your ELO is below 1000 you shouldn't operate a motor vehicle
automatically solves all traffic problems
>If your ELO is less than 1500, you shouldn't be allowed to go to college
ensures normies can't get in
>If your ELO is less than 2000, you should never be allowed to be a doctor or a lawyer
Solves malpractice and injustice.
Prove me wrong. But not with logic, with chess. If you can't beat me at chess, you LITERALLY don't have logic. Quod Erat Demonstrandum. I'll be accepting 1v1s all day.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 17:57:02 UTC No. 16304811
>>16304800
you can go to the park and find literal homeless crackheads who are chess hustlers. being good at chess or tiddlywinks or whatever other game has no correlation with intelligence.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 17:57:51 UTC No. 16304812
I have a PhD in Theoretical Physics. My chess ELO is 950. One does not correlate to the other.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:04:13 UTC No. 16304818
>>16304811
>>16304812
spoken like true retards.
>Durrrr, I have a PhD
From what community college loser? lmfao. Nobody cares about your credentials from a third world shithole. An ELO of 950? So.... my friend's 9 year old brother is more qualified than you, eh? Kill yourself.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:07:33 UTC No. 16304820
>I'm good at a kid's game! (Your words not mine)
>Therefore I am very smart!!!
Lol, lmao. Look at this idiot. Spent his whole life playing a kid's game.
>Uhh yeah, only let people with 5000 hours in Minecraft get a medical license
You're dumb as a rock.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:09:28 UTC No. 16304823
>>16304818
Someone is mad their argument has already been BTFO
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:10:24 UTC No. 16304824
>>16304820
It's literally a logic puzzle you dumbfuck. If you can't play chess, you lack:
1) critical thinking skills
2) Long term planning skills
3) Intelligence Points
Kill. Your. Self. (Shorter sentences to help with your degenerate brain/low IQ)
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:13:39 UTC No. 16304829
>>16304824
No, you said it was a kid's game. Stopped reading after the first line.
Seethe op, you play kids games and it's the only accomplishment you have. May as well start a roblox let's play.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:15:14 UTC No. 16304831
>>16304800
You dont need to be smart to succeed in life, most of lifes problems have been solved, just follow simple formulas but few have the mental strength to do so.
For instance your life will be easier in every way if you are fit, everyone agrees, few get fit.
Same with everything else.
This doesnt apply if you are solving new original problems for a living, obviously.
Business? Almost all businesses are doing what everyone else is doing, with little innovation. Do what millions of other companies do, a genius idea will make you rich faster true but just being a common businessman like a corn farmer or some machinery distributor makes money too.
Its all solved, just do what others do.
A big source of problem of course is anything that has to do with other people, as you dont have much control. A divorce or fucky kids can ruin your finances and mental stability. Family members in trouble will also give you some of their troubles, thats just how life goes, expect to bail out friends and relatives but at least you might take on a patriarch social role if you make it
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:16:04 UTC No. 16304835
>>16304824
Or counter-argument, you could just be bad at chess.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:22:35 UTC No. 16304848
>>16304835
How can you be bad at something.... but good at anything that thing requires? If you don't have logic, how can anyone expect me to be trusted with ANYTHING. Can you imagine that a guy about to do surgery on you can't even beat a 9 year old at chess.... LMFAO do you seriously trust that faggot?
>"Doctor, you're not really a doctor, are you ;)"
>B-b-but... I have a medical degree
>"doctor... please. ;)
>"STOP, It's literally just a kids game just-"
>;)
>"I AM A SURUGEON. STFU. ITS LITERLALY JUST A GAME YOU CAN BE GOOD AT OTHER THINGS
>"Doctor ;) do you really think that? c'mon now. Be logical."
>Doctor kills himself.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:37:28 UTC No. 16304856
>>16304812
>I have a PhD in Theoretical Physics.
what a waste of time. why not get a phd in mathematics? afraid you can't solve anything after Calc 3?
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:43:05 UTC No. 16304859
>>16304800
What a terrible idea. People would waste all their time playing a fucking game, and all the chess-autists would be expected to rule the world somehow.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:44:55 UTC No. 16304861
The amount of time that is wasted studying chess that could be put to more productive efforts is absolutely embarassing. It's usually upper class kids who could have a good education that sometimes through no fault of their own get put into "chess classes" as kids and told to spend hours a day studying chess openings just to face up against other kids doing the same thing. Imagine if all that energy was spent studying something useful
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:46:13 UTC No. 16304864
>>16304856
> what a waste of time.
I completed it at 23, so not that much time wasted. Then I quit academia and got a job in tech. The $300k starting is a meme but I'm almost there.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:50:34 UTC No. 16304870
>>16304864
>I completed it at 23, so not that much time wasted. Then I quit academia and got a job in tech. The $300k starting is a meme but I'm almost there.
Nice. That's basically me. PhD in math, then went to tech. I graduated into a recession so I only started at 110k the first year, but 8 years into it and I'm currently at 270k a year so not too bad
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:52:57 UTC No. 16304872
>>16304864
>>16304870
It feels good knowing you bloated fat Americans will all soon be sent to prison camps by Kamala harris
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 18:59:02 UTC No. 16304873
>>16304872
It feels good knowing some of my code will be used to bomb your country back into the stone-age.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 19:00:10 UTC No. 16304876
>>16304811
This lol. OP is coping hard.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 19:02:17 UTC No. 16304877
>>16304800
in my 3 decades of life I have never learned how to play chess
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 19:05:41 UTC No. 16304879
>>16304872
>It feels good knowing you bloated fat Americans
...? I live in italy
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 19:15:12 UTC No. 16304889
>>16304800
>Chess determines your life's value
1500 ELO is like dating a 10/10 silicon doll.
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jul 2024 20:38:26 UTC No. 16304955
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 02:33:20 UTC No. 16305349
>>16304955
Actually chess is discussed on /vg/
>>>/vg/chess
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 02:41:27 UTC No. 16305364
>>16304800
chess is such a meme game
>>>/toy/
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 06:47:04 UTC No. 16305590
not even magnus believes this
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 09:38:38 UTC No. 16305666
>>16304800
Typical retarded faggot using Chess as a means to measure intellect. If you're going to use a game to do so, Go is the only option. The fact that you even touch such a low IQ garbage game truly shows how retarded you actually are. Kill yourself, OP. You'll never have the capacity to appreciate the most intellectually demanding game ever created.
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 09:39:45 UTC No. 16305668
>>16305666
Both the chess and go board are too small and don't create a fair game.
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 09:42:14 UTC No. 16305669
>>16305668
They are games of perfect information, retard. There's no explicit rules that would otherwise grant an unfair advantage. Board size doesn't matter.
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 09:46:05 UTC No. 16305672
>>16305666
Satanic trips of truth
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 09:53:44 UTC No. 16305678
>>16305669
YES IT DOES MATTER RETARD. IN CHESS BECAUSE THE BOARD IS 8 BY 8 AND NOT 10 BY 10 YOU'RE FORCED TO MAKE A POINTLESS MOVE NOW AND THEN JUST TO MOVE THE GAME FORWARD AND GET GOING YOU'RE CRAP UNFAIR STRATEGY THATS BASED ON WHO KNOWS THE BEST MOVE. IN 10 BY 10 CHESS, WITH ADDITIONAL SQUARES, THE PIECE THAT CAN ONLY MOVE FORWARD BY ANY AMOUNT AND THE SCOUT PIECE WITH AN ABSTRACT MOVE PATTERN LIKE THE KNIGHT, THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS LIKE THAT AND ALL STRATEGY IS INTELLIGENCE. If you truly study the board you'll see it's not the correct size.
You're playing chess wrong retard mind, kys.
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 09:55:01 UTC No. 16305680
>>16305678
Only 1 piece that moves shape wise (knight). LOL
WHAT RETARD CREATED DEZE RULES
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 10:04:13 UTC No. 16305684
>>16305678
And the go board is the same
There should be an orientable outer square of perfect dimensions.
sage at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 10:17:35 UTC No. 16305694
I'm bad at chess and it really gnaws on me
but I dont think I'm very smart just interested that helps
also sage this stupid thread
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 10:20:03 UTC No. 16305696
>>16305678
Damn it's hard not to bite at this retard bait. Lmao.
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 10:25:04 UTC No. 16305697
>>16305684
>pedanticism to cope with the fact that you're a brainlet who can't play Go or Chess
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 10:30:27 UTC No. 16305704
>>16304831
>most of lifes problems have been solved
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