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🧵 /med/ - medicine general

Anonymous No. 16305456

Dissatisfied intellectual edition

Previous: >>16283291

We discuss research, DO NOT offer medical advice (just fucking go see your doctor), make fun of premeds and shitpost.
Keep vaccination/clamping/vitamin K/soliciting advice out of this thread and start your own because it takes a lot of space.

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Anonymous No. 16305462

Anonymous No. 16305499

>>16305462
chemical castration also exists

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Anonymous No. 16305501

>>16305499
not only does it exist, its even prevalent within the food supply

Anonymous No. 16305502

>>16305501
Atrazine.

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Anonymous No. 16305641

I have taken a 3mg dose of the sex drug pramipexole. My usual dose is 750mcg, I have my usual antipsychotic on hand, should I double dose that too?

Anonymous No. 16306015

>>16305613
its funny because its true

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Anonymous No. 16306179

>>16306115
glad i went to optometry school, heh

Anonymous No. 16306186

>>16306115
guess they're all going to be like UCLA now, huh? can't wait to see the results 20 years from now

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Anonymous No. 16306677

>go to private ortho theatre list
>entirely male staff including all male nurses
gigabased
threadly reminder that orthochads are the best surgical specialty

Anonymous No. 16306681

>>16305641
do medfags really write micograms as mcg instead of ug? plebs

Anonymous No. 16306684

Do doctors actually believe that SSRIs and SNRIs work for depression and anxiety? Or do they just prescribe them because anything that works is scheduled?

Anonymous No. 16306727

>>16306681
best practice is actually writing "microg"
nursoids read mu as an m and give milligrams instead of micrograms
mcg has a similar problem

Anonymous No. 16306770

>>16305613
>voltaire in charge of cancer treatment

Anonymous No. 16306776

>>16306681
>u instead of μ
>calling anyone a pleb

Anonymous No. 16306832

>>16305641
>dopamine partial agonist with a dopamine blocker
what exactly are you trying to accomplish here

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16306887

>>16306832
Lol, it's actually 2 dopamine partial agonists! (My Antipsychotic is brexpiprazole) I actually barely noticed anything last night. Guess the sigma agonism of my SSRI prevents the impulse control disorders..

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16306889

>>16306832
To answer your question: cognitive and physical enhancement.

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16306890

>>16306727
When I see microg I think YouTube revanced

Anonymous No. 16308045

>>16306776
the point wasnt that mu should be used, the point was that they dont know what the symbol for micro is. u is shorthand for mu, and what is used in day to day conversations. bumboy

Anonymous No. 16308122

>>16306776
Don't want to save files as μ, u is standard.

t. computational chemist

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Anonymous No. 16309331

>>16305502
Funny how Tyrone Hayes shut up about that as soon as he got his tenured professorship.
Everyone has their price

Anonymous No. 16309536

Is there anything I can do outside of exams to improve my chances of matching into a nice specialty? Still got another 3 years of med school ahead of me and messed up the last 3 years by half-assing exams. Should I go work or is there some exam outside of college that could bump me up?

Anonymous No. 16309559

>>16305462
If the family prevented homosexuality it follows there would be no homosexuals. Engels was correct in that the family should be abolished. In a post family communist society, all humans would undergo neurosurgery to remove sexual response, procreation would occur with testicular sperm aspiration and application of it should be done with IVF. The sperm chosen would be based on genetic fitness. People would accomplish more in a post sexual society where everyone is free to do what they want no longer burdened by primitive urges. A world without sex, without masturbation, without filth. It's hard for smooth brains to imagine.

Anonymous No. 16309596

>>16309536
research, networking, doing god-tier on your future tests

Anonymous No. 16309654

>>16309596
I wasn’t aware that you can start this early with research

Anonymous No. 16309728

>>16306681
>>16306776
>>16308122
Use sci-notation e.g. 1x10-6g
Fool proof

Anonymous No. 16310049

>>16309559
IVF is not a very efficacious method, that's mainly why, besides its expensiveness, it's used as a last resource in determined patients.

Anonymous No. 16310123

>>16309728
1x 10-6g is 1x 4g is 4g, okay i'll give four grams to the patient

Anonymous No. 16310148

Is there a way to heal the hemorrhoids instead of having them surgically removed? There has to be a way...

Anonymous No. 16310152

Help physis gods
>>16310087

Anonymous No. 16310213

>>16309559
>people would accomplish [i.e. produce] more if we removed sexuality entirely
I love how Marxists always end up serving Capital. Who cares about humanity? Who cares about freedom from oppression? The LINE MUST GO UP even if it means the extermination of humans and everything it means to be human.