OP at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 01:25:13 UTC No. 16363122

>>16363115
geeked up

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 01:27:15 UTC No. 16363123

You are addicted to caffeine and interpret caffeine withdrawals as illness. Fortunately it only takes a couple of weeks of abstinence to recover from caffeine addiction.

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 01:30:51 UTC No. 16363127

>>16363123
No, I have Covid. I tested positive

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 01:50:07 UTC No. 16363146

Caffeine dependence

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 02:13:41 UTC No. 16363168

>>16363115
increased blood flow maybe?
or if beign sick causes your body to produce more adenosine caffeine blocks adenosine receptors

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 02:24:15 UTC No. 16363175

>sick
>suck a bunch of cocks
>feel less sick
what did OPs mom mean by this?

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 04:02:40 UTC No. 16363250

>>16363115
Being sick and tired feels like death.
Being just sick is a significant improvement.

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 04:04:30 UTC No. 16363251

Foda-se pra vocês

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 04:30:34 UTC No. 16363274

>>16363115
people feel less sick when they take ephedrine too
adrenaline makes people feel like they can push through adversity but the cost is having less energy later.

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 04:34:54 UTC No. 16363277

>>16363115
TOXICITY THEORY OF DISEASE:
Explains this phenomenon quite well.
Most disease and sickness is caused by toxins found in the food we eat. This includes seed oils, estrogens, glyphosphate, fluoride, heavy metals.
Even vitamin A, vitamin B6 and vitamin B9 turn into poisons that cause severe disease if we have too much of them accumulated in our body.

People remember the quote "let food be thy medicine", but they forget his other quote where he says "toxicity is the root of disease".

Your body has two basic nervous systems - a passive one for sleeping, detoxing and repairing, and an active nervous system for working, moving and thinking.
When you drink coffee, you activate your active nervous system, meaning that you stop the detox.

Amazingly people on vitamin A restriction diets find that the vitamin A detox symptoms very close match the symptoms of getting a flu, and after purging the vitamin A, they no longer get a flu (other than the vitamin A detoxing which can feel like a flu at times).

If you feel like groggy shit in the morning, its because your body is in detox mode, and coffee knocks you out of this state. This is why distilled water is a very effective way to alleviate coffee withdrawals, because it helps your body detox - the kidneys to clean the blood.

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 04:36:15 UTC No. 16363279

>>16363277
People like to say detoxing is a meme, but your liver burns 25% of caloric intake, and kidneys around 10% of caloric intake, and most of what they do is just detoxing.

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 04:37:50 UTC No. 16363282

>>16363277
My man has never heard of virology.

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 04:44:27 UTC No. 16363288

>>16363282
Viruses are indeed not real.
And vaxxeens are toxic.
Which ties into the hippocratic toxicity theory of disease.

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 04:48:51 UTC No. 16363291

>>16363288
Ok pal. >>>/x/ is that way.

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 05:13:28 UTC No. 16363316

>>16363115
coffee cures all ills

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 10:36:11 UTC No. 16363589

>>16363115
coffee is a gift from the gods

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 10:50:53 UTC No. 16363598

>>16363115
>sleeps
>phlegm accumulates
>wakes up
>drinks coffee*
>coughs
>airways clear
>feels less sick

>*optional

Raphael at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 13:03:03 UTC No. 16363725

>>16363277
You are fucking retarded

Raphael at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 13:04:04 UTC No. 16363726

>>16363168
This is what I think it is