🧵 AI generated cells and other medical charts
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 10:34:04 UTC No. 16365646
how come there's no thread to talk about these horrors?
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 10:43:49 UTC No. 16365661
>>16365646
I think /b/ has an AI spam threads, why not try there?
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 13:26:46 UTC No. 16365815
>>16365646
>Mubasomes
Horrors beyond medical comprehension. It also hints of further horrors that Google correctly guesses "ribosomes."
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 21:14:32 UTC No. 16366581
Looks like cell to me
It even labelled endoplasmic reticulum
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 21:36:25 UTC No. 16368746
>>16365646
For me, it's the Golga Apckruc.
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 23:01:05 UTC No. 16368870
>>16365646
>how come there's no thread
The answer to this question is always to be the change you want to see.
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 23:28:22 UTC No. 16368900
>>16368853
>That's 67% more bullet, per bullet!
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 23:47:19 UTC No. 16368935
>>16365646
Because it belongs on /b/ not here
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 01:16:27 UTC No. 16369045
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 01:34:13 UTC No. 16369070
>>16365646
reminds me of this obscure "new biology" animation I saw awhile ago
https://youtu.be/xGVuOA3xzF0
completely made up organs, globs of whatever, etc.
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 04:43:58 UTC No. 16369221
>>16369070
Hidden gem
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 05:08:01 UTC No. 16369232
scientific integrity has been long dead for many decades, ai only making it egregiously more obvious. Like pouring water to expose the leaks on a bike tire
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 05:14:37 UTC No. 16369235
>>16365646
>mubosomes
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 17:21:17 UTC No. 16369990
>>16365646
>my cells will never have mubosomes or golga apckruc
Why even live?
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 04:21:39 UTC No. 16371094
>>16369235
you laugh now but give it 10-20 years and I guarantee you people will be selling mubosome supplements
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 06:54:03 UTC No. 16371393
>>16368900
Based
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 07:40:34 UTC No. 16371457
>>16371094
I mean, if you are buying, I will sell you some right now, you don't have to wait nearly 20 years.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 08:23:23 UTC No. 16371502
>>16371457
I mean, I might be interested in buying. Can AI tell us what the benefits of mubosome supplements are?
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 08:29:23 UTC No. 16371511
>>16371502
Look, you might have time to wait, 20 years, but I don't, supply is short and demand is high, you buying or not?
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 08:40:39 UTC No. 16371524
>>16371502
As an A.I. language model, it is important to carefully consider the formulation of mubosome supplementation in determining the optimal dosage to achieve various physiological effects.
>Preliminary research has shown increased adhesion of casein to alpha-gliadin proteins in mubosome-lipolyzed pizza emulsions, so further study should focus on gluon enrichment.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 09:07:19 UTC No. 16371571
>>16371524
>Preliminary research has shown increased adhesion of casein to alpha-gliadin proteins in mubosome-lipolyzed pizza emulsions, so further study should focus on gluon enrichment.
So mubosomes will help the cheese stick to my pizza better than elmer's glue? These AIs get better every month.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 10:53:01 UTC No. 16371878
>>16369235
Recent breakthroughs in cell biology have revealed the existence of a previously unknown organelle: the mubosome. These tiny, spherical structures, measuring about 100-150 nanometers, play a vital role in human cells by regulating protein transport, energy management, and cellular responses to environmental changes.
Mubosomes are membrane-bound and work closely with other organelles, such as the endoplasmic reticulum and Golgi apparatus. Unlike ribosomes, which directly assemble proteins, mubosomes coordinate complex biochemical pathways and ensure efficient cellular logistics. They also act as sensors, detecting changes like pH or the presence of pathogens, and initiating appropriate responses, such as cell division or apoptosis.
One of their most significant functions is in energy management, helping fine-tune ATP regulation and ensuring energy is distributed where it’s needed most. This makes them crucial for maintaining cellular balance, especially under stress.
There’s evidence suggesting mubosomes may have evolved from ancient symbiotic relationships, much like mitochondria. Their genetic makeup points to an origin in archaea, hinting that they could be descendants of extremophiles, early organisms that survived in harsh environments.
The discovery of mubosomes could have profound implications for medicine and biotechnology. Understanding their regulatory role in cells might lead to new treatments for diseases like cancer or immune disorders. Moreover, their ability to process environmental signals could make them valuable in bioengineering and synthetic biology.
In conclusion, mubosomes represent a new frontier in cell biology. Their multifunctional nature and potential for therapeutic applications make them an exciting focus for future research.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 10:54:27 UTC No. 16371883
>>16368855
>be american
>get shot
>bleed bullets
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 11:16:34 UTC No. 16371931
>>16369045
We should really funnel more money towards senctolic and spermatocial stem cells research.
I can feel that's the solution to aging.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 11:26:25 UTC No. 16371956
>>16365646
This diagram is 100% accurate and the forbidden truth they kept from you in biology class.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 11:52:11 UTC No. 16372001
>>16371956
mubosomes don't want you to know about this one cool trick